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Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, July 18, 2012, 05:38:01 PM

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Raz Tech

#1110
May 29, 2014, 11:45:54 PM
Hello everyone, I'm Raz Tech.  I enjoy long walks on the beach, drinking whiskey on the weekends, and heavy doses of hallucinogens whenever I damn well please.
I've been around here for a few days, and I like the cut of your jib, so I'm gonna make myself cozy and hope things work out between us.

Eater of Clowns

#1111
May 30, 2014, 12:15:46 AM
Welcome to PD, Raz!
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1112
May 30, 2014, 12:19:05 AM
Quote from: Raz Tech on May 29, 2014, 11:45:54 PM
Hello everyone, I'm Raz Tech.  I enjoy long walks on the beach, drinking whiskey on the weekends, and heavy doses of hallucinogens whenever I damn well please.
I've been around here for a few days, and I like the cut of your jib, so I'm gonna make myself cozy and hope things work out between us.

This pleases me.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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#1113
May 30, 2014, 12:21:30 AM
Quote from: Raz Tech on May 29, 2014, 11:45:54 PM
Hello everyone, I'm Raz Tech.  I enjoy long walks on the beach, drinking whiskey on the weekends, and heavy doses of hallucinogens whenever I damn well please.
I've been around here for a few days, and I like the cut of your jib, so I'm gonna make myself cozy and hope things work out between us.

Welcome aboard!

Anything in particular that brings you to the forum?
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

LMNO

#1114
May 30, 2014, 12:21:55 AM
Make yourself at home.


If you can, try not to shit on the carpet.

Raz Tech

#1115
May 30, 2014, 12:41:04 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 30, 2014, 12:15:46 AM
Welcome to PD, Raz!
hello, man whose dietary choices both scare and amuse me.

Quote from: All-Father Nigel on May 30, 2014, 12:19:05 AM
This pleases me.
me too

Quote from: Net (+ 1 Hidden) on May 30, 2014, 12:21:30 AM

Welcome aboard!

Anything in particular that brings you to the forum?

here's what i posted in another part of the form, copy-pasted for convenience:
And now for why I became a discordian, because this comment is already a wall of text and I don't want to half-ass my first wall post on this particular forum;
I was on deployment with the Navy, and sick of not believing in the afterlife or spirits in the sky or whatever, so I brought along a plethora of religious books, and started reading to find something that would appeal to me.  I read the Qu'ran, The Torah, the Talmud, some stuff on Wicca, Thelema, the left hand path, and the satanic Bible.  All of it was crap.  Then I notices a folder on my computer called discordianism, and went meh, fuck it.  It was the greatest thing I ever read, changed my life, yet I was lonely.  I was the sole discordian I knew of.  Then a few years later in a drunken stupor, I went man, I bet there's some kind of discordian forum on the Internet somewhere.
and lo, I was enlightened.

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on May 30, 2014, 12:21:55 AM
Make yourself at home.


If you can, try not to shit on the carpet.

But that's my favorite place to shit.  This place is a fucking prison!

The Good Reverend Roger

#1116
May 30, 2014, 06:45:58 AM
Quote from: Raz Tech on May 30, 2014, 12:41:04 AM

But that's my favorite place to shit.  This place is a fucking prison!

We're terrible tyrants, it's true.  But we're admins, and thus DRUNK WITH POWER!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Junkenstein

#1117
May 30, 2014, 07:06:58 AM
I'm so tempted to report you for abuse of power right now.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

The Good Reverend Roger

#1118
May 30, 2014, 07:23:41 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on May 30, 2014, 07:06:58 AM
I'm so tempted to report you for abuse of power right now.

You don't have the GUTS.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Junkenstein

#1119
May 30, 2014, 07:32:12 PM
Yeah?
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

The Good Reverend Roger

#1120
May 30, 2014, 07:39:23 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on May 30, 2014, 07:32:12 PM
Yeah?

YOUR ASS IS MINE, YOU LIMEY PIGFUCKER!  WATCH YOUR BACK ARSE-BISCUIT.  YOUR LUNCH BOX IS NO LONGER YOUR FRIEND.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Junkenstein

#1121
May 30, 2014, 07:45:42 PM
WHO DO YOU THINK FUCKED WITH YOU LUGGAGE?

Had the balls to open that yet? Have fun.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

The Good Reverend Roger

#1122
May 30, 2014, 07:47:09 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on May 30, 2014, 07:45:42 PM
WHO DO YOU THINK FUCKED WITH YOU LUGGAGE?

Had the balls to open that yet? Have fun.

Actually, I got an email when I turned my phone on upon landing in Tucson.  The bag is in Dallas, and they will be forwarding it.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Junkenstein

#1123
May 30, 2014, 07:52:38 PM
Everything is proceeding according to plan.

ENJOY.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1124
May 30, 2014, 08:30:37 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 30, 2014, 07:47:09 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on May 30, 2014, 07:45:42 PM
WHO DO YOU THINK FUCKED WITH YOU LUGGAGE?

Had the balls to open that yet? Have fun.

Actually, I got an email when I turned my phone on upon landing in Tucson.  The bag is in Dallas, and they will be forwarding it.


Holy shit. This is either going to be REALLY weird, or so unbelievably mundane that it will just be baffling.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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