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Hah! Very true. Luckily I game with experienced players.

I always figured Sam Vimes to be more LN, but I guess you're right. He does have more of a tendency towards good than neutral, especially after he has a family.

So for someone who has never got in a fight, and doesn't have the mindset for fucking them badly, what would you suggest they carry?

knowledge of basic physics and basic anatomy.
find weak spots and hit them with a lever and/or weight.

i'd give more tips but i am drunked out of my gourd(wtf is a gourd?) and have decided to refrain.

A gourd is like a squash. Or maybe gourds are made OUT of squashes by hollowing them and drying them out, I forget. People used to put booze in them, I'm pretty sure.

It's good to see you back and well.


Yes?

Working backwards:

I had a few things in mind. Urban crawling, for the most part for a bit.

Like Requia says, Pathfinder is very similar to 3.5. If you know the 3.5 system, there aren't many rules you don't already know the basics to, but the details have changed in a lot of things.

Goblins are NOT a playable race, due to them being, you know, evil. Elf, 1/2 elf, 1/2 orc, halfling, human, gnome and dwarf only.

Rebuttal to Cain's assesment of lawful stupid: Probably, but do you consider the entire lawful good spectrum to be lawful stupid? If it's played smart, it isn't bad. I'm in a campaign right now where our cleric is LG and I have a kobold cohort.

KOBOLD. COHORT.  

And age does not have any determining whatsoever on a campaign unless it spans a few years in game time and you put the age too close to the next age bracket.

ETA: I can't play weekends, and sometimes I'll get kicked off during the week. But I'm usually on at least half the day during the week and at night too.

Hey, if we're going to play on google wave, I'ma need an invite. Or something.

Nah, it got switched out for Elven Magic, which gives them a +2 racial bonus to caster level checks, and also a +2 to Spellcraft checks for identifying magic items.

Annabelle: For a rogue, human is good because they get an extra 'feat' which is like a skill or a special trick, or extra training in a particular area, and they get a bonus to any stat. So is elf because they get a racial bonus to their Dexterity (which is good for your armor class, which is how hard it is to hit you) and to Intelligence, which gives you more 'skills'. More details on that later. Halflings are also good choices, for the bonus to Dex, and also they get a bonus to their Charisma, which is very useful in situations where you want to bluff or negotiate yourself out of a situation.

Basically, any race is good for any class, so if you want to go solely on what bonuses a race gets, look for ones that boost Dexterity first and foremost, and beyond that it depends what you want to do with your character.

Guns are nice when I'm not pointing them at people.

I got that all except for the S sound. I thought it was a Z sound.

That is the greatest name I've ever heard. 

[The best way to win a fight is to avoid it.]

The best thing you can do is to keep your phone handy and pay attention to what's going on around you. If you think something bad might happen, GTFO.

If you get cornered and you feel as though you don't have the stomach to be violent the only think I can think of that would reliably work would be a TASER, but even then you'd have to be able to make contact with it before you got injured.

The best way to win a fight is to avoid it.

I've got that down to a science, but you never know. Thanks.

What multiclass? its level 1.

Eventually multiclass.

Happy?

You guys need one, at least. Even if it's a multiclass rogue. They are super handy.

Need teh shoes. 

[I like doing things]

IMHO, altruism is over-rated anyways. More often then not it is pure illusion. What appears to be selfless behavior is really meant to protect a gene or meme. Plus no one would be altruistic if it didn't give us an over-inflated sense of self-righteousness, you fucking hedonists.

Hey... I like doing things for other people with no benefit to me, and it doesn't make me feel self-righteous.

You got enjoyment from helping others. You got your reward, hedonist.