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SO my cubemate wasn't actually being sarcastic

Started by Trivial, December 03, 2014, 01:14:59 AM

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Reginald Ret

Quote from: S the Mad on December 06, 2014, 06:42:11 AM
I still keep hoping the conspiracy theory I came up with catches on: the fluoride in the water powers the batteries in the transmitters in your fillings. I introduced a few places a while back, intending to see firsthand how these things spread. Sadly, it never caught on.

Let us know how it goes with your case study. Errr. Cubemate.
Won't work: Requires the understanding that transmitters need power to operate. Understanding not present in subjects.
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You're totally not getting how this conspiracy thing works, dude. Scientific understanding is inserted in subjects, in highly selective (and often completely fictitious) doses.  :lulz:

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Reginald Ret

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on December 08, 2014, 03:58:56 PM
You're totally not getting how this conspiracy thing works, dude. Scientific understanding is inserted in subjects, in highly selective (and often completely fictitious) doses.  :lulz:
It sounds to me like that step was skipped.
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Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on December 08, 2014, 03:58:56 PM
You're totally not getting how this conspiracy thing works, dude. Scientific understanding is inserted in subjects, in highly selective (and often completely fictitious) doses.  :lulz:

Personal favourite example of this:

When Jacques Vallee, a UFOlogist of a somewhat more sceptical and scientific bent than average, was being told about the Dulce underground base conspiracy, he listened politely for a minute about this supposed underground city/base jointly ruled by aliens and the US military and then asked, quite sensibly, "how do they dispose of waste?"  He pointed out a city of that size would create quite a level of disturbance on the surrounding environment, but no evidence for such disturbances could be produced.

And, as it later turned out, Dulce was a conspiracy theory being promoted by people within the US Air Force intelligence corps anyway.

LMNO

Quote from: Cain on December 26, 2014, 10:10:09 AM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on December 08, 2014, 03:58:56 PM
You're totally not getting how this conspiracy thing works, dude. Scientific understanding is inserted in subjects, in highly selective (and often completely fictitious) doses.  :lulz:

Personal favourite example of this:

When Jacques Vallee, a UFOlogist of a somewhat more sceptical and scientific bent than average, was being told about the Dulce underground base conspiracy, he listened politely for a minute about this supposed underground city/base jointly ruled by aliens and the US military and then asked, quite sensibly, "how do they dispose of waste?"  He pointed out a city of that size would create quite a level of disturbance on the surrounding environment, but no evidence for such disturbances could be produced.

And, as it later turned out, Dulce was a conspiracy theory being promoted by people within the US Air Force intelligence corps anyway.

That's one of those "so obvious it's brilliant" moments. 

I wish I was better at that sort of thinking when trolling FaceBook.

Trivial

New in cubemate adventures: racism today is Jesse Jackson's fault.
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Two things.

One, I think we can leverage the waste disposal angle to support the existence of chemtrails.  No, it's not what you think.  Though still organic, the waste is not septic, rather, a measure of kerosine jettisoned before landing.

Two, if the fillings were considered relays instead of transmitters, then there are some devices that can be powered by the very same electromagnetic signal they transduce.

Conspiracy wins forever :lulz:
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Cain

Does Jesse Jackson even do anything anymore?  Shit, is he even still alive?

I prefer people who go on about Al Sharpton being responsible for racism though.  Because then you can point out he's actually an FBI informant and so really the US government invented racism.  And that can lead to some hilarious shit, let me tell you.

Although Jesse Jackson Jr is also a federal informant...

Trivial

Quote from: Cain on June 21, 2015, 12:39:56 AM
Does Jesse Jackson even do anything anymore?  Shit, is he even still alive?

I prefer people who go on about Al Sharpton being responsible for racism though.  Because then you can point out he's actually an FBI informant and so really the US government invented racism.  And that can lead to some hilarious shit, let me tell you.

Although Jesse Jackson Jr is also a federal informant...

Oh he brought up Al Sharpton too, also Obama, but he's a birther so that's nothing new.
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Trivial

Conspiracy collection:
Racism because Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, Obama
Obama secret muslim.
Obama Kenyan.
Greys.
Aspartame is killing everyone.
Monsanto is killing everyone.
GMOs are killing everyone.
Fluoride is killing everyone.
Vaccines are killing everyone.
The government is trying to get Ebola to kill everyone.
Smoking is not killing him but the snortable migraine medicine he takes will.
Chem trails.
Ghosts - specifically the janitor that died in the building and is pressing elevator buttons.
The military destroyed his wife's thyroid.
All cops are evil oppressors.
All cops are awesome and are just doing their jobs.
Bundy ranch solar farm thing.

Non conspiracy item that I thought was funny:
We went to the moon because the astronauts were boyscouts and boyscouts don't lie about that sort of thing.
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Cain

Jesse Jackson Jr was also a Boy Scout.  Coincidence?  I think not.

Freeky

Quote from: Trivial on June 21, 2015, 01:16:53 AM
Conspiracy collection:
Racism because Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, Obama
Obama secret muslim.
Obama Kenyan.
Greys.
Aspartame is killing everyone.
Monsanto is killing everyone.
GMOs are killing everyone.
Fluoride is killing everyone.
Vaccines are killing everyone.
The government is trying to get Ebola to kill everyone.
Smoking is not killing him but the snortable migraine medicine he takes will.
Chem trails.
Ghosts - specifically the janitor that died in the building and is pressing elevator buttons.
The military destroyed his wife's thyroid.
All cops are evil oppressors.
All cops are awesome and are just doing their jobs.
Bundy ranch solar farm thing.

Non conspiracy item that I thought was funny:
We went to the moon because the astronauts were boyscouts and boyscouts don't lie about that sort of thing.

It's a wonder anyone is alive at all.

Demolition Squid

Quote from: Choppas an' Sluggas on June 21, 2015, 05:54:41 AM
Quote from: Trivial on June 21, 2015, 01:16:53 AM
Conspiracy collection:
Racism because Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, Obama
Obama secret muslim.
Obama Kenyan.
Greys.
Aspartame is killing everyone.
Monsanto is killing everyone.
GMOs are killing everyone.
Fluoride is killing everyone.
Vaccines are killing everyone.
The government is trying to get Ebola to kill everyone.
Smoking is not killing him but the snortable migraine medicine he takes will.
Chem trails.
Ghosts - specifically the janitor that died in the building and is pressing elevator buttons.
The military destroyed his wife's thyroid.
All cops are evil oppressors.
All cops are awesome and are just doing their jobs.
Bundy ranch solar farm thing.

Non conspiracy item that I thought was funny:
We went to the moon because the astronauts were boyscouts and boyscouts don't lie about that sort of thing.

It's a wonder anyone is alive at all.

But he believes in ghosts.

Maybe we aren't. :scared:
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