The Science Prison

[Jasper]

My head isn't in one place, I'm on multitask.  At least I know when to ask for clarifications, eh?

The meaning wasn't the message, it seems.

It should have read,

BIP isn't JUST the newest pretentious philisophical pursuit, it's also a rational, pragmatic perspective that most people fail to notice and might benefit from as an alternative outlook on life.

[Cain]

Or was, at least.

[Jasper]

Was what?

Felix,
fail at brevity

[Cain]

A rational and pragmatic perspective.

Sorry, I usually dont quote if the point was made in the last paragraph or so.

[Jasper]

I still use BIP ideas in a rational and pragmatic manner, despite what is spoken of here.

[Jasper]

Still haven't seen much build on the OP, now that it's cleared up what I meant it for.

[LMNO]

OK.

First, there was everything, but it couldn't have the decency to happen in a convenient span of time.

Then, there evolved, through careful sets of probability and optimal conditions, living beings.

They did some stuff in the pursuit of jokes and snacks, a favorite being to deny this of others as a joke.

Thier intelligence was designed on cause-and-effect observations and inferential deduction. 

They were very clever.

They were smart enough to create ideas about thier ideas.

End Chapter One of The Science Prison.  The rest sort of tells itself, yes?

Too dogmatic, and too obtuse.

[Jasper]

It's intentionally obtuse, to suit my IRL conversation method of starting in from the big picture. 

From there one would focus on individual realities and culminate to the actual BIP philosophy.  I find that starting simply will increase receptivity in the thinking discusser.

[LMNO]

Expected response from the people I'm going to meet at tonights' party: 


"Whatever.  Shut up, you pretentious bore."


I need a better opening line.

[P3nT4gR4m]

Expected response from the people I'm going to meet at tonights' party: 


"Whatever.  Shut up, you pretentious bore."


I need a better opening line.

"Sit the fuck down and listen up or I will kill yuo!"

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Expected response from the people I'm going to meet at tonights' party: 


"Whatever.  Shut up, you pretentious bore."


I need a better opening line.

Punch them in the face.

[LMNO]

Remind me to wear a hockey mask if I ever get the chance to go to one of your parties, Rog.

[LHX]

HULK NOT ANGRY ANYMORE.

HULK TAKE THINGS ONE DAY AT A TIME.

Hulk must be in the air today

that is the correct reference

[Thurnez Isa]

"...you'll parish in flames."

[P3nT4gR4m]

Expected response from the people I'm going to meet at tonights' party: 


"Whatever.  Shut up, you pretentious bore."


I need a better opening line.

Punch them in the face.

K I defer - sometimes my approach is just way too subtle