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Started by Adios, August 02, 2010, 04:09:11 AM

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NotPublished

yeah its painful ... least there are some great parodies coming out!

Yes we canberra!

... but albiet, its rather painful. Though, I still would rather Labor than Greens :argh!:
In Soviet Russia, sins died for Jesus.

Lies

Sex party guys. They are the only sane and rational party around at the moment. Seriously.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Placid Dingo

Quote from: NotPublished on August 04, 2010, 11:13:35 AM
yeah its painful ... least there are some great parodies coming out!

Yes we canberra!

... but albiet, its rather painful. Though, I still would rather Labor than Greens :argh!:

Out of curiosity, why?
Haven't paid rent since 2014 with ONE WEIRD TRICK.

NotPublished

#63
While the greens do seem like they have a fair few good policies; their stance on free university alone nearly won me over, I don't think it would work out in the long run; where is the money going to come from? They talk about making things for free, but I don't see mention of where they are going to get the funds for this. More tax? They'd probably have to cut teachers wages, and we don't want that happening again do we?

It sounds ideal for the quality of life for working class, I don't think we're ready for such a shift; the implementation alone would take along time; I can imagine alot of people reacting bad to it (If teachers start striking again we're doomed XD), also I can imagine it would impact on our economy, they'd have to try for more sources of revenue, and where is that going to come from? I assume in the end Tourism and Working Migrates ~ we'd pretty much resort to outsourcing again (well more so).

But this is all long-term, so it is important I suppose.

So basically, Liberal want to cut everything and I assume reinstate WorkChoice (Or ChoiceWork since workchoices is supposed to be dead), Greens want everything to be free (and pro-drugs), and Labor .... they seem to have the right idea... or I'm just horribly biased

Besides they don't have the power to win fed.. last I checked. But I haven't been through the Greens policies thoroughly.

I haven't read up on any of aus sex party, but I think I'll do that soon .. the spokes woman beat the shit out of that other party whose name I forgot about.

I panicked, Tony Abbott for the first time beat Julia on a televised pole .......

I don't want Abbott to win, he'll cut the National Broadband to WA, and remove the mining tax! Then all the cuts will begin ... doooooooooooooooooom ... But, I can't help wonder what effect it will have on our economy?

Is the Aus Sex Party that good? :lol:


eta: Maybe if we were communist, the Green party would rule.
In Soviet Russia, sins died for Jesus.

Rumckle

Quote from: NotPublished on August 04, 2010, 02:41:16 PM
Besides they don't have the power to win fed.. last I checked. But I haven't been through the Greens policies thoroughly.

The Greens will be lucky to pick up one or two seats in the house of reps, but they look alright in the senate, especially with the Labor preferences.

That's why I like the Greens atm, even if their policies aren't that good long term, they don't have the power to institute them anyway. But, they can take of the job of the Democrats, now that they are essentially dead.

Reading up on the Sex Party, they do have some nice policies, but they do seem to miss a few issues that are important, at least from what I've read. (Maybe they are thinking to much with their collective genitalia).
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Lies

#65
Well, personally, the sex party give a fuck about everything I give a fuck about without harming anything that I do give a fuck about.

Censorship

   * Bring about the establishment of a truly national classification scheme which includes a uniform non-violent erotica rating for explicit adult material for all jurisdictions and through all media including the Internet and computer games.

   * Introduce an R and X rating for computer games

   * To overturn mandatory ISP filtering of the Internet and return Internet censorship to parents and individuals.


   * We oppose the mandatory retention of all Australian users' internet browsing history and emails by ISPs for at-will inspection by law enforcement agencies, and support strong judicial oversight over the ability of law enforcement to access individuals' internet and email data.

Education

   * To bring about the development of a national sex education curriculum as a first step in preventing the sexualisation of children.

   * Development of a national internet education scheme for parents.

Equality

   * To enact national anti discrimination laws which make it illegal to unfairly discriminate against people or companies on the basis of job, occupation, profession or calling.

   * To bring about equal numbers of women in the Parliament through enabling the Federal Discrimination Act to have jurisdiction extending to political parties.

   * To create total equal rights in all areas of the law including same sex marriage.

   * Overturn racist laws that ban adults living in and visiting aboriginal communities in the NT from possessing erotic and sexual media.

   * Ensure the sexual rights and freedoms of people with a disability and the elderly.

Health

   * To enact national pregnancy termination laws along the same lines as divorce law — which allow for legal, no-fault and guilt-free processes for women seeking termination.

   * The listing of Viagra, Cialis and other drugs used to treat sexual dysfunction, on the Pharmaceutical Benefits Scheme.

   * Overturn restrictions on aid to overseas family planning organisations that reference abortion.

Protection of Children

   * Convene a Royal Commission into child sex abuse in the nation's religious institutions.

   * Develop global approaches to tackling child pornography which focus on detection and apprehension of the producers of the material.

Workplace Relations

   * Ensure that the introduction of paid parental leave is fair and equitable for small businesses.

   * Abolish sex slavery and sexual servitude by introducing non morality-based immigration policies that allow bona-fide sex workers to work legally in Australia.

Other

   * Ending the tax exempt status for religions.

Bolded are particular things they sold me on...
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Lies

Not to mention, they throw *parties* for all their volunteers.

So you can probably imagine why I'm so excited about being on their side  :lol:
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

NotPublished

Tony Abbott would of been awesome in the 1800s



HEY GAIZ IM TONY ABBOTT AND I WANT YOUR DAUGHTERS HYMEN

This message is brought to you by the Liberal Government
Mixing religion and politics together


Ughh he quoted the bible on homeless people, feels threatened by gays, oh constantly reiterates something about not having sex before marriage (right cause this is what politics needs yea?), and I lose my erection when I see him!

Ok no more abbott bashing ... Got into a heavy arguement with a Liberal supporter earlier :lol:


Quote from: Rumckle on August 04, 2010, 02:52:25 PM
Quote from: NotPublished on August 04, 2010, 02:41:16 PM
Besides they don't have the power to win fed.. last I checked. But I haven't been through the Greens policies thoroughly.

The Greens will be lucky to pick up one or two seats in the house of reps, but they look alright in the senate, especially with the Labor preferences.

That's why I like the Greens atm, even if their policies aren't that good long term, they don't have the power to institute them anyway. But, they can take of the job of the Democrats, now that they are essentially dead.

Reading up on the Sex Party, they do have some nice policies, but they do seem to miss a few issues that are important, at least from what I've read. (Maybe they are thinking to much with their collective genitalia).

Greens are just hiding under the protective name of Labor, cause they understand Labor aren't as insane as Liberal ... though, I do find many of the greens shit agreeable, but would they make a mess of things regardless? I suppose by the time they gain enough power, it wouldn't matter to us :lol:

I'll def give sex party a read up soon though .... Lys's points are good, but yeah they seem to be lacking in a few things (I'll go through their policies theres obviously more)


The only thing I wish I could witness was Mark Latham, he sounded hilarious.
In Soviet Russia, sins died for Jesus.

Lies

Quote from: NotPublished on August 04, 2010, 03:07:42 PM
Tony Abbott would of been awesome in the 1800s



HEY GAIZ IM TONY ABBOTT AND I WANT YOUR DAUGHTERS HYMEN

This message is brought to you by the Liberal Government
Mixing religion and politics together


Ughh he quoted the bible on homeless people, feels threatened by gays, oh constantly reiterates something about not having sex before marriage (right cause this is what politics needs yea?), and I lose my erection when I see him!

Ok no more abbott bashing ... Got into a heavy arguement with a Liberal supporter earlier :lol:


Quote from: Rumckle on August 04, 2010, 02:52:25 PM
Quote from: NotPublished on August 04, 2010, 02:41:16 PM
Besides they don't have the power to win fed.. last I checked. But I haven't been through the Greens policies thoroughly.

The Greens will be lucky to pick up one or two seats in the house of reps, but they look alright in the senate, especially with the Labor preferences.

That's why I like the Greens atm, even if their policies aren't that good long term, they don't have the power to institute them anyway. But, they can take of the job of the Democrats, now that they are essentially dead.

Reading up on the Sex Party, they do have some nice policies, but they do seem to miss a few issues that are important, at least from what I've read. (Maybe they are thinking to much with their collective genitalia).

Greens are just hiding under the protective name of Labor, cause they understand Labor aren't as insane as Liberal ... though, I do find many of the greens shit agreeable, but would they make a mess of things regardless? I suppose by the time they gain enough power, it wouldn't matter to us :lol:

I'll def give sex party a read up soon though .... Lys's points are good, but yeah they seem to be lacking in a few things (I'll go through their policies theres obviously more)


The only thing I wish I could witness was Mark Latham, he sounded hilarious.

What they lack in are things that other parties who will definitely take the majority vote will still handle anyway.

Healthcare, welfare, and such aren't big on their list of things "to-do".  :lol:

and here's a link for you lazy fuckers, even though I essentially c+p'ed their whole list of policies.

http://www.sexparty.org.au/index.php/policies
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

NotPublished

#69
oh I'm not sure where I heard this, but wasn't there mention of doing extensive check on any possible pornographic material when traveling into aus/sydney ? You could fined for not claiming you have an erotic photo of your SO or some pictures on your usb/laptop etc I'm not sure it was limited to the NT only

I'm not sure what the exact specs were, I assume the sex party would abolish that atleast :x .. I don't even know why that came up :lol:

QuoteWhat they lack in are things that other parties who will definitely take the majority vote will still handle anyway.

Healthcare, welfare, and such aren't big on their list of things "to-do".  lol

and here's a link for you lazy fuckers, even though I essentially c+p'ed their whole list of policies.

http://www.sexparty.org.au/index.php/policies

:lulz: alright cheers there mate ... yeah I'll put sex party as a priority

Fuck everything!!!
In Soviet Russia, sins died for Jesus.

Rumckle

Was this it:

QuoteA couple of months ago the federal Labor government changed the Customs regulations to force people to declare whether they had any 'pornography' when returning to Australia. It didn't matter if the material was legal. If you had anything that could possibly fit the definition of 'pornography' such as a Playboy magazine, a lesbian journal, a photo of your partner naked or, worse still, an image of the two of you making love on a mobile or a laptop, you had to declare it or risk prosecution. Customs officers now have the right to search your browsing history and iPhoto for the catch-all reason of investigating 'pornography'.

From Gizmodo:
http://www.gizmodo.com.au/2010/08/classification-and-internet-censorship-as-an-election-issue/

Also, written by the leader of the sex party.


BTW: Are we spagging up your thread C. Brown?
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

NotPublished

Holy crap! Yes thats the one.


That shit is scary XD

ah dear sweet labor, wtf are you doing  :cry:

If Abbott wins, lets flee aus!
In Soviet Russia, sins died for Jesus.

Adios

Quote from: Rumckle on August 04, 2010, 03:24:32 PM
Was this it:

QuoteA couple of months ago the federal Labor government changed the Customs regulations to force people to declare whether they had any 'pornography' when returning to Australia. It didn't matter if the material was legal. If you had anything that could possibly fit the definition of 'pornography' such as a Playboy magazine, a lesbian journal, a photo of your partner naked or, worse still, an image of the two of you making love on a mobile or a laptop, you had to declare it or risk prosecution. Customs officers now have the right to search your browsing history and iPhoto for the catch-all reason of investigating 'pornography'.

From Gizmodo:
http://www.gizmodo.com.au/2010/08/classification-and-internet-censorship-as-an-election-issue/

Also, written by the leader of the sex party.




Hell No! This is interesting.

NotPublished

#73
Ah ... politics just gets more insane by the day .........

I hope Julia and Abbott atleast make one more duel, if they do it on channel 7 I can imagine it would be hilarious they'd just be insulting each other

But if Labor keeps messing up my poor heart can't take it much longer ...

If this rate keeps up; Sex Party will be my #1

btw did anybody watch Yes we Canberra, anything good on it?
In Soviet Russia, sins died for Jesus.

Cain

Quote from: BabylonHoruv on August 04, 2010, 02:15:37 AM
I am amused by the fact the Australian conservative party is called the Liberal party.  I think it is because they are on the other side of the world and everything is upside down there.

Laissez-faire economics are Liberal however....by the 19th century, original meaning of the word, and most Liberal parties in Europe and, as mentioned, Australia, are centre-right, not centre-left in their beliefs, at least on economic issues (some are quite libertarian on social issues, whereas others, like the Australian Liberal Party, are less so).

It's not our fault the American ideological labelling system makes no sense when compared to the rest of the world.