Pope Rat, the Queen, and mass graves of kids

[The Rev]

Wait, I just realized...Isn't the Enquirer a tabloid? That makes anything in it suspect of complete fabrication.

Worse...this is the Examiner.  You could sign up and write as much bullshit on any topic you'd like....as many people have.

WE CAN DO WHAT????? AND WE HAVEN'T YET????

[Cain]

The Examiner is currently looking for a Mafia Wars correspondent, a Dog News correspondent, a Ron Paul correspondent, a Long Distance Relationships correspondent, a Hipster Culture correspondent, a Fantasy Golf correspondent and a Style For Moms correspondent.

Besides, everyone (or nearly everyone) knows the Examiner is full of shit anyway.  I mean, hell, Wyldkat from TCC writes for them.

[Suu]

I knew it read like bad journalism, especially in the way that they used no formal titles for the Queen or Pope.

The fact that the guy wrote shit on reptilians makes it even more ridiculous.

Not that I don't believe that this kind of shit happened all over North America, but that article reeks of bad information, no sources, and, well, a guy who believes in reptilian shapeshifters.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

It did happen all over north america. But the Geraldo-esque "satanic ritual" shit should've tipped me off.

[Igor]

The people investigating this, the "International Tribunal into Crimes of Church and State" claim on their website that they "constitute a de jure Court under common law, with full power of arrest, conviction and enforcement."

And then:

It is understood by our Court that its decisions, based as they are on Natural and Common Law, supersede and invalidate all statutes and statutory laws which conflict with the decisions of the Court, particularly when those statues uphold crimes or their concealment, or the protection of the guilty. Similarly, our Court does not recognize the jurisdiction or authority of any contending legal systems, such as the so-called "Canon Law", or any form of personal, diplomatic or legal immunity governing any person or institution, including heads of states, churches and corporations.

Link

Soooo can anyone form one of these de Jure courts? And start issuing summonses to heads of state?


Obviously these crimes are real, they do need to be investigated, and the nations where they occurred are not very interested in investigating, but these guys kind of seem like crackpots.

[Kurt Christ]

The Examiner is currently looking for a Mafia Wars correspondent, a Dog News correspondent, a Ron Paul correspondent, a Long Distance Relationships correspondent, a Hipster Culture correspondent, a Fantasy Golf correspondent and a Style For Moms correspondent.

Besides, everyone (or nearly everyone) knows the Examiner is full of shit anyway.  I mean, hell, Wyldkat from TCC writes for them.

Shit, I can write bullshit about inane topics I know next to nothing about. Opportunity is knocking!

[kingyak]

Oooo....kay. I thought "Examiner" sounds like a paper of less than shining quality. Huh.

The Examiner is a content farm, and its standards are pretty low even when compared to other content farms.

[kingyak]

The Examiner is currently looking for a Mafia Wars correspondent, a Dog News correspondent, a Ron Paul correspondent, a Long Distance Relationships correspondent, a Hipster Culture correspondent, a Fantasy Golf correspondent and a Style For Moms correspondent.

Besides, everyone (or nearly everyone) knows the Examiner is full of shit anyway.  I mean, hell, Wyldkat from TCC writes for them.

[Doktor Howl]

Utter crap.

But I see Cain beat me to it.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Oh, lame. I've been out all night asking people if the Examiner is a real newspaper. Nobody knew.

The sad thing is that the mass graves are most likely real. At least from the folklore in the Native community.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Yeah, there's probably hundreds of them here, too. With strip malls built over them.
A lot of kids ran away, too, and died trying to get home. I think this was still happening in the 70's.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

The people investigating this, the "International Tribunal into Crimes of Church and State" claim on their website that they "constitute a de jure Court under common law, with full power of arrest, conviction and enforcement."

And then:

It is understood by our Court that its decisions, based as they are on Natural and Common Law, supersede and invalidate all statutes and statutory laws which conflict with the decisions of the Court, particularly when those statues uphold crimes or their concealment, or the protection of the guilty. Similarly, our Court does not recognize the jurisdiction or authority of any contending legal systems, such as the so-called "Canon Law", or any form of personal, diplomatic or legal immunity governing any person or institution, including heads of states, churches and corporations.

Link

Soooo can anyone form one of these de Jure courts? And start issuing summonses to heads of state?


Obviously these crimes are real, they do need to be investigated, and the nations where they occurred are not very interested in investigating, but these guys kind of seem like crackpots.

That's what needs to happen, some non-crackpots setting up one of these.

[Suu]

Like I said, totally believable incident, but totally crackpot tabloid article and Tribunal in charge of it.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I'm just trying to figure out of anybody really found the mass graves or not. Google keeps turning up multiple links carrying this same shit.

[Suu]

I don't know, to be honest. They cited nothing.