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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

July 16, 2009, 08:18:59 PM
From some fat bald 54-year-old:

QuoteNikola Tesla? I've got a book of his patent filings. Makes interesting reading, mostly.

My real hero is Ben Franklin. Anyone who could pull off being a preeminent scientist and randy enough to impress the royal court of France has got to be worthy of worship.

There is something about your energy that really calls out to me. Ever been tied up and photographed?

Michael



"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

BADGE OF HONOR

#1
July 16, 2009, 08:20:14 PM
what the christ
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

AFK

#2
July 16, 2009, 08:22:15 PM
Love will find a way.
Look around,
Open your eyes.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#3
July 16, 2009, 08:24:01 PM
Is there something in my profile that screams "If you're old and gross, email me something sexually explicit"?

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/WeaselPants/
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

NWC

#4
July 16, 2009, 08:52:42 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on July 16, 2009, 08:24:01 PM
Is there something in my profile that screams "If you're old and gross, email me something sexually explicit"?

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/WeaselPants/

Yeah, it says you're a female.
PROSECUTORS WILL BE TRANSGRESSICUTED

Darth Cupcake

#5
July 16, 2009, 09:03:19 PM
Quote from: NWC on July 16, 2009, 08:52:42 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on July 16, 2009, 08:24:01 PM
Is there something in my profile that screams "If you're old and gross, email me something sexually explicit"?

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/WeaselPants/

Yeah, it says you're a female.

:mittens:

Horrormirth, though, because it's true. :x

-DC
Recently deleted her OkC cause, srsly, people.
Be the trouble you want to see in the world.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#6
July 17, 2009, 03:47:50 AM
Quote from: NWC on July 16, 2009, 08:52:42 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on July 16, 2009, 08:24:01 PM
Is there something in my profile that screams "If you're old and gross, email me something sexually explicit"?

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/WeaselPants/

Yeah, it says you're a female.

:horrormirth:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

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July 18, 2009, 04:18:31 PM Last Edit: July 18, 2009, 04:21:18 PM by The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on July 16, 2009, 08:18:59 PM
From some fat bald 54-year-old:

QuoteNikola Tesla? I've got a book of his patent filings. Makes interesting reading, mostly.

My real hero is Ben Franklin. Anyone who could pull off being a preeminent scientist and randy enough to impress the royal court of France has got to be worthy of worship.

There is something about your energy that really calls out to me. Ever been tied up and photographed?

Michael


:lulz:

That's fucking amazing.

We still gonna do that shared OKCupid troll?  


" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#8
October 10, 2010, 05:43:45 PM
Holy shit, I forgot about this! :lol:

DESPITE (or possibly because of) changing my relationship status to unavailable, I have gotten not one, but two messages from this guy: http://www.okcupid.com/profile/AGod4U

QuoteIgnore this if you want but I bet your pervert will go WOW.
Not trying to hook up, but looking for alternative lifestyle friends to get together for a new alternative lifestyle I call Puppy Love. Please √ my profile.

QuoteJust updated my profile to open possibilities to develop friendships that do not have to be potential life partners. Thanks for checking out my profile and please let me know about what you found attractive about me or my vision.

:vom:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Brotep

#9
October 10, 2010, 05:50:55 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on July 16, 2009, 08:24:01 PM
Is there something in my profile that screams "If you're old and gross, email me something sexually explicit"?

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/WeaselPants/

Possibly the part where you say you're a pervert.


Quote from: NWC on July 16, 2009, 08:52:42 PM
Yeah, it says you're a female.

:lulz:

Dysnomia

#10
October 10, 2010, 07:44:09 PM
you're 5'3?   :? 
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/122010/mow-the-lawn.gif

Cain

#11
October 10, 2010, 08:55:51 PM
QuoteIgnore this if you want but I bet your pervert will go WOW.

So did your pervert end up going wow? 

Also Puppy Love?  In this modern, post-internet age, I suspect this being a way to combine beastiality and pedophilia into a single package.

Disco Pickle

#12
October 11, 2010, 02:40:37 AM
Quote from: Cain on October 10, 2010, 08:55:51 PM
QuoteIgnore this if you want but I bet your pervert will go WOW.

So did your pervert end up going wow? 

Also Puppy Love?  In this modern, post-internet age, I suspect this being a way to combine beastiality and pedophilia into a single package.

god damnit cain, I was drinking when I read this..

liquid in my lungs didn't stop me from laughing though.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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October 11, 2010, 04:23:53 PM Last Edit: October 11, 2010, 04:37:33 PM by The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck
Quote from: Aleister Growly on October 10, 2010, 05:50:55 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on July 16, 2009, 08:24:01 PM
Is there something in my profile that screams "If you're old and gross, email me something sexually explicit"?

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/WeaselPants/

Possibly the part where you say you're a pervert.

I don't think "pervert" really translates to "I want to bone gross old men", especially since I specifically said I was only interested in men under 45.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#14
October 11, 2010, 04:24:47 PM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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