I used to do xxxxx so now I'm an authority on it...

[trix]

I hope TGRR doesn't stay exploded for too much longer, for in the vacuum left by the loss of our one and true Horrible Bastard, this young lass might feel the need to fill the role..

Why the hell not?  The board is now "Zero to NUKE in 1 post", and blogging.

She wants to step into TGRR's shoes, she should go right ahead.  I mean, it's not like it's not obvious what that got HIM, right?  She's going to have to step her rant up, though, because this wasn't actually a rant, not in the sense that we use.  It was merely a full page flame post, the kind you can get anywhere.

Trix, if you're reading this, go for it!  You can be the first to take TGRR down!  Then you can have a few heart attacks at 40, gobble valium like there's no fucking tomorrow, and act like a loon in public until you finally explode one day and die on the floor in the bathroom before age 45.  A winner is you!

The pay sucks, though.  Just saying.

I wont be stepping into TGRR's shoes.  I am not worthy.  I have read many of his posts, and I do not have hit wit or ability.  I took issue with something he posted, sure, but only because it's a common mistake that irks me.

And I already act like a loon in public.

We all play roles.
if you don't know what role you are trying out for, one will be assigned to you, ma'am.

Assign away, go ahead, make my nipples hard.

That's true, I was unaware that he was in no position to respond.  What happened to him?

He exploded and died on the bathroom floor a few days back.  You just missed him.

As for the rest of your post, and all the posts preceding them, I would advise you to capture them all, and print them as a book.  Perhaps "How to influence people without making friends".  Not any significant influence, of course, but influence all the same.

Simply put, none of us here know you, and (presumably) you don't know anybody here.  The fact that your opening comments were based entirely on shitting on people indicates that you really aren't smart enough to form any sort of rapport with anyone.  You burned bridges immediately, without bothering to cross them first.

You'll last about a month, if you're tenacious, and then you'll eventually wander off in a haze of butthurt, to become the next ex-new person that was gonna show us all how it's done.  One like you comes by about every 30 days.  Your approach isn't unique or interesting, it's old and stale.

But you knew that when you started, so far be it from me to get in the way.

Carry on.  Show us.  Show us all.

Will you fuckers quit posting so fast that I can't even send one without new ones appearing to stop me?

I wasn't aware that I was burning bridges, therein lies the problem.  Nor was I trying to "show you how its done".  I was simply attempting what I thought was a novel approach.  Apparently, I failed, and didn't lurk enough prior to posting to see it being done already.  Either way, I wont be gone in a month, I will learn and adapt, and continue to post according to my mood, until you all either accept me, ban me, ignore me, or just continue trying to one-up me.

- trix

[Doktor Howl]

Maybe you have to step up your Horribleness. Quit being so damned demure and dainty, lay down a layer hateshit they can feed on. Like dungbeetles.

Yeah, I clearly need to kick it up a notch or twenty.

Snake Man is obsessed with your vagina and gave you far more rant than he did Roger, if it helps at all.

That's because Snakeman hates women that haven't been pre-beaten.

[LMNO]

I wasn't aware that I was burning bridges, therein lies the problem.  Nor was I trying to "show you how its done".  I was simply attempting what I thought was a novel approach.  Apparently, I failed, and didn't lurk enough prior to posting to see it being done already.  Either way, I wont be gone in a month, I will learn and adapt, and continue to post according to my mood, until you all either accept me, ban me, ignore me, or just continue trying to one-up me.

- trix

This gives me a level of hope akin to Obama's 2008 election campaign.

[Doktor Howl]

I wasn't aware that I was burning bridges, therein lies the problem.  Nor was I trying to "show you how its done".  I was simply attempting what I thought was a novel approach.

A novel approach would have been "Hello, I'm Trix, nice to meet you."

or just continue trying to one-up me.

You know, I can tell you precisely what you're going to do here, in order, before you actually do it.  No shit.  Using SCIENCE and shit, I predict PRECISELY how this is all going to go.

[Doktor Howl]

Interesting.

In the OP, Trix couldn't even remember TGRR's name, then she says that "I have read many of his posts".

I'm calling "Poptard".

[AFK]

I'm calling flighty pothead. 

[Doktor Howl]

I'm calling flighty pothead. 

Same thing.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Maybe you have to step up your Horribleness. Quit being so damned demure and dainty, lay down a layer hateshit they can feed on. Like dungbeetles.

Yeah, I clearly need to kick it up a notch or twenty.

Snake Man is obsessed with your vagina and gave you far more rant than he did Roger, if it helps at all.

GREAT. I GET SNAKE-MAN.

[BadBeast]

Poptard would have outed itself by now.

[P3nT4gR4m]

noob sucks, kill it wiff fire!

There, I've said it  

[BadBeast]

Maybe you have to step up your Horribleness. Quit being so damned demure and dainty, lay down a layer hateshit they can feed on. Like dungbeetles.

Yeah, I clearly need to kick it up a notch or twenty.

Snake Man is obsessed with your vagina and gave you far more rant than he did Roger, if it helps at all.

GREAT. I GET SNAKE-MAN.

That's kinda      

[Doktor Howl]

Maybe you have to step up your Horribleness. Quit being so damned demure and dainty, lay down a layer hateshit they can feed on. Like dungbeetles.

Yeah, I clearly need to kick it up a notch or twenty.

Snake Man is obsessed with your vagina and gave you far more rant than he did Roger, if it helps at all.

GREAT. I GET SNAKE-MAN.

TGRR's troll-magnetism brought all the trolls to the yard.

[Doktor Howl]

Poptard would have outed itself by now.

Naw.  When he did the racist ex-Marine troll, he lasted for a couple of days, IIRC.

[trix]

Interesting.

In the OP, Trix couldn't even remember TGRR's name, then she says that "I have read many of his posts".

I'm calling "Poptard".

Actually it's more simple then that... I looked him up more as soon as I saw the fake-jealous reply calling him Roger, so I would recognize him if/when he responded.

And anyway, the one-up comment was a bit out of line with the rest of that post, I agree.  I apologize.

A novel approach would have been "Hello, I'm Trix, nice to meet you."

That is what I meant by failure to lurk properly.  On most boards I frequent, that is the predictable and boring intro.  Also, most of the flak was from this rant thread, rather then my intro.  I think the intro was a bit better received, and my mistake was venting my mood in the rant section while I am still too new for anyone to understand that I am not always like that.

- trix

[Jenne]

Trix, you also need to learn when to STFU and move on.  Perpetuation in a thread where you get called out is recipe for just more of the same bullshit.

Lurk moar and go post something in a non-assholish manner elsewhere.  As in:  another subforum.