I'm painting miniatures for tabletop RPGS and they look like shit

[Don Coyote]

AND I DON'T FUCKING CARE!!!!

First up, African minis for Spears of Dawn



Next,
Some paladins.


Then Sir Yames (my first paladin) and Tenten (my wife's koblod rogue) who despite the fervent wishes of the rest of the part, were not in fact a romantic couple.


Now some random mages



Some gnolls


And finally, some monsters from Hordes that some kind of corrupted evil dragons.
I'm painting them garish yellow and purple, because monsters.

[Doktor Howl]

Kobold fucker.

[Don Coyote]

Kobold fucker.

And this is why we can't have nice things. Just because you want to fuck the pint-sized walking suitcase doesn't mean everyone wants to.

[Doktor Howl]

Kobold fucker.

And this is why we can't have nice things. Just because you want to fuck the pint-sized walking suitcase doesn't mean everyone wants to.

SHADDAP.  YOU KNOW YOU LIKE IT.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I've always thought figurine painting looked like fun.

[Don Coyote]

I've always thought figurine painting looked like fun.

Me too, but I was afraid it was going to be hard and that I was going to suck, but then I just fucking bought paints and brushes and fucking painted them this morning, and fucking shared my terrible figure painting skills because it is FUCKING FUN. MORE PEOPLE SHOULD DO FUN THINGS BECAUSE THEY ARE FUN THINGS TO DO!!!!!!!!

I got half a dozen orcs, 4 goblins, and 5 kobolds that need painting, and I some how forgot to get any green paint.

[Doktor Howl]

I've always thought figurine painting looked like fun.

It would put me right up a tree.

nitpicky nitpicky UNNNNNG BLOTCHED IT!  *SMASH SMASH SMASH*

I ask my daughter to do it.

[Doktor Howl]

I've always thought figurine painting looked like fun.

Me too, but I was afraid it was going to be hard and that I was going to suck, but then I just fucking bought paints and brushes and fucking painted them this morning, and fucking shared my terrible figure painting skills because it is FUCKING FUN. MORE PEOPLE SHOULD DO FUN THINGS BECAUSE THEY ARE FUN THINGS TO DO!!!!!!!!

I got half a dozen orcs, 4 goblins, and 5 kobolds that need painting, and I some how forgot to get any green paint.

SHE'S GOT A DIRTY DIRTY NECK RUFF.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I've always thought figurine painting looked like fun.

It would put me right up a tree.

nitpicky nitpicky UNNNNNG BLOTCHED IT!  *SMASH SMASH SMASH*

I ask my daughter to do it.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I've always thought figurine painting looked like fun.

Me too, but I was afraid it was going to be hard and that I was going to suck, but then I just fucking bought paints and brushes and fucking painted them this morning, and fucking shared my terrible figure painting skills because it is FUCKING FUN. MORE PEOPLE SHOULD DO FUN THINGS BECAUSE THEY ARE FUN THINGS TO DO!!!!!!!!

I got half a dozen orcs, 4 goblins, and 5 kobolds that need painting, and I some how forgot to get any green paint.

I am in favor 100% of doing fun things.

[P3nT4gR4m]

I used to do this years ago but stopped shortly after I painted 600-odd WH40K space marines. It stopped being fun and started being hell

[Don Coyote]

Hideous purple and yellow monsters.


orcses




kobolds

[Doktor Howl]

I wish everyone was a kobold.

Then everyone would be my friend.  My dirty friend.

[Freeky]

I used to do this years ago but stopped shortly after I painted 600-odd WH40K space marines. It stopped being fun and started being hell

I've got some friends who have 40K living armies, and play twice a week.  LAWL CAN HAZ MODEL REPAINTING?

I don't envy them.  At all.

[Cain]

I used to play Warhammer Fantasy, and I loved painting and customizing the pieces.

Damn if you didn't need a steady hand, and a magnifying glass, for some of that shit though.