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Squirrels carry it in Sacramento and people STILL feed them.

Warhammer 40K is science fiction.  Not all hope is lost.

Warhammer 40K is half the population of the world as we speak.

Only without the cool shit.

True. I've heard some speeches as of late which do compare to:
"It is better to die for the Emperor than live for yourself."

We have designated it "Asian Food Day".
Large concentrations of egg rolls, spring rolls, potstickers, pho, udon, chow mein, tempura (vegetables only I hate seafood).
Tonight I dine in awesome.
Deep fried tempura sweet potatoes? To DIE for.

50 Shades of grey: Your boss' wife may have read it, explaining it in crushing detail like their section on nipple clamps. He then files sexual harassment against you.

You have hurricane weather too? God has been pissing on me since 6 days ago. I think I'm going to miss the bulk of it however.

Morning! No coffee, just laxatives. Partake?

Because stone cold said so.

Don't forget the rallying if the Imperial Sardaukar, which may in fact cause WWIII.

I wonder if it's copyright infringement to carve a gargoyle with his face?

Yeah, I saw them advertised on TV. "A Real Pane In The Ass".

Nope.

This was my dog:

Is that a taco with hotdog in the middle?

Mmmm, spicy oppressive poutine....

TDM, YOU GO WASH YOUR HANDS THIS SECOND.

And next time, DO THAT SHIT IN PRIVATE.

But...but....he did it too!