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ATTN: New England - YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED

Started by Dimocritus, September 06, 2011, 02:52:38 AM

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Dimocritus

The Paraplegics will make a glorius return with OUR ORIGINAL LINE-UP on October 8th.

Faces will be fucked, feces will be flung. Chaos and devastation will manifest accross the land with no hope for escepe.

Pussy-ass Mother Nature even attempted to thwart us by throwing hurricanes and earthquakes at us, but she's a feeble old twat.

We can not be stopped.

Resistance is just plain fucking stupid.

Lock the doors.

Hide the kids.

Secure your beer.

You mother fuckers have no hope for survival.
HOUSE OF GABCab ~ "caecus plumbum caecus"

Suu

Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Dimocritus

Firehouse 13

Be there, or be a waste of carbon.

Free punch in the motherfucking face with admission.

And... Uhh...

DOOOOOOOOOM!!
HOUSE OF GABCab ~ "caecus plumbum caecus"

Suu

Dude...FUCKING BROAD STREET?!

SO-PRO AIN'T GONNA KNOW WTF HIT EM
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Dimocritus

When the going gets tough, the tough say EAT A FAT ONE, ASSHOLE!

If you can't stand the heat, KILL YOURSELF!

If at first you don't succeed, WE HAVE USES FOR YOUR CORPSE!

My other car is CHAINSAW!
HOUSE OF GABCab ~ "caecus plumbum caecus"

Suu

WE'RE GONNA BE PUTTIN THE TOE IN GHETTO

AS IN STEEL TOE

TO KICK THEM ALL IN THE BALLS
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Dimocritus

HOUSE OF GABCab ~ "caecus plumbum caecus"

Richter

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Suu

GS is not invited.

However, I think we need Oarstroker in the pit.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Dimocritus

GS can come.

We might need an extra punching bag crash-test dummy.  :evil:
HOUSE OF GABCab ~ "caecus plumbum caecus"

Suu

He can show up if he wants, personally I don't give a fuck. I just see banjos and think of the jerk.

...Though when I see Hitler I do think of Parker's Halloween costume. ~_~
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Phox

Quote from: Dimocritus on September 06, 2011, 03:15:09 AM
When the going gets tough, the tough say EAT A FAT ONE, ASSHOLE!

If you can't stand the heat, KILL YOURSELF!

If at first you don't succeed, WE HAVE USES FOR YOUR CORPSE!

My other car is CHAINSAW!
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:


Triple Zero

Quote from: Dimocritus on September 06, 2011, 02:52:38 AMATTN: New England - YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED

neat huh? Is a little invention we like to call the "calendar".
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Phox


Luna

Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."