Crappiest/Tackiest X-mas tree EVAR!

[LMNO]

Suu, a ninja strike must be planned and carried out.

[Suu]

GS said he wanted a star for the topper next year. I said, "Why not the DEATH STAR?!"

And his face totally lit up. So now we need to figure out how to engineer a Death Star tree topper with led accents. It's going to be amazing. I'll probably need Larkin's help.

[Suu]

Suu, a ninja strike must be planned and carried out.

Remember. I have a man on the inside.

[LMNO]

Suu, a ninja strike must be planned and carried out.

Remember. I have a man on the inside.

Ah.  So, the Hassassin ploy.

[Suu]

Suu, a ninja strike must be planned and carried out.

Remember. I have a man on the inside.

Ah.  So, the Hassassin ploy.

It may or may not involve a bottle of Balvenie Doublewood, chicken curry, medieval metal objects and a cat or two.

[Jenne]

Aw, Squid, that tree is NOT the crappiest at all!  Fanfuckingtastic is more like it.  We always have a bunch of Star Wars and Star Trek ornaments on our tree.  My mom was fond of buying them for my husband and my kids back in the day.

[Richter]

Suu, a ninja strike must be planned and carried out.

Remember. I have a man on the inside.

Ah.  So, the Hassassin ploy.

It may or may not involve a bottle of Balvenie Doublewood, chicken curry, medieval metal objects and a cat or two.

Nothing is true.  Everything is permitted.

Now when do I get one of those extendable wrist knives?  (R, already has torn down a taser to augment.)

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

Hold up.

What makes this guy think he has any rights to your family heirlooms???
That's messed up. Don't make me get out of this chair and come up there.
Cause I'm really lazy and if I have to get up I get PISSED.

[Triple Zero]

Suu, a ninja strike must be planned and carried out.

Remember. I have a man on the inside.

You should get that removed, btw. Ingrown conjoined twins can turn into malevolent tumors later on in life.

ALSO we got two pretty cardboard paper stars, five-pointed, that are gonna get lights in them. I think 000gf shares my lack of need for an actual tree. they don't mean much to me anyway. and we're gonna be at her parents' in Germany with christmas maybe they have a tree. it's easy that way: Sinterklaas (last weekend) at the Dutch parents, Christmas at the German ones

[Richter]

Hold up.

What makes this guy think he has any rights to your family heirlooms???
That's messed up. Don't make me get out of this chair and come up there.
Cause I'm really lazy and if I have to get up I get PISSED.

I recall it's presence for this season being offered, but as the Tack - ashim most likely to be on target, I want it the fuck out of the house. 

[Suu]

My sister says that Herbert is welcome to the Tack™, as he spent 6 years in it's presence anyway. I say otherwise.

[Richter]

Then it is fortunate your sister is not the head tack - tician

[Eater of Clowns]

Then it is fortunate your sister is not the head tack - tician

This is the first year I've had my own tree so I had to get a stand and lights for it.  I refuse to buy ornaments and thus far am decorating it with one (1) tatting snowflake my memere made, one (1) blown glass and hand painted Boston scene my girlfriend got me, two (2) christmas cards, and a dozen or so (~12) paper cranes I had lying around from when I was practicing origami earlier this year.