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Inevitable, unlimited, annual destruction of the Eastern Seaboard thread

Started by Mangrove, October 27, 2012, 03:59:11 PM

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#45
October 30, 2012, 04:08:23 AM
Quote from: Ecstasy on October 29, 2012, 10:43:12 PM
As someone who lives in the southwest, I can safely point and laugh at Easterners' misfortune.

I have no doubt that you, as a newcomer, will leave a wonderful impression on the rest of the forum by doing so.
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#46
October 30, 2012, 04:11:53 AM
Quote from: American Jackal on October 30, 2012, 01:15:13 AM
Quote from: Reverend Roadkill on October 30, 2012, 01:13:48 AM
Quote from: Ecstasy on October 29, 2012, 10:59:03 PM
Quote from: Reverend Roadkill on October 29, 2012, 10:49:30 PM
And if California sinks, Ecstasy and I will be on the cliffside, kicking refugees back into the maelstrom.  Except for Hovercat and Nast.

Kicking Californians to their deaths sounds just lovely, actually.

Don't kick Garbo, though.  You'll pull back a stump.She'll accidentally the WHOLE thing.
:lulz:
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#47
October 30, 2012, 07:27:40 AM
Quote from: Ecstasy on October 29, 2012, 10:43:12 PM
As someone who lives in the southwest, I can safely point and laugh at Easterners' misfortune.

It's clearly a safe bet to join an international forum and then point and laugh at the tragedies and misfortune in another region.

It makes you look like an AWESOME person.
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#48
October 30, 2012, 09:54:02 AM
I'm still running with the theory that our particular part of the city is on the same grid as the hospitals, so they will move their asses to keep us in power.
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#49
October 30, 2012, 09:55:12 AM
I'm running on the theory that politicians will cut the power, tell people to pull themselves up by their bootstraps and people will feast on fat teabaggers until the water level drops.

LMNO

#50
October 30, 2012, 12:02:40 PM
It was windy, it rained a bit, we lost power between 9:00pm and 6:30am.


So, yeah.  All in all it was fairly relaxing.  A bottle of red wine, a nice home-cooked meal, and an early night.

Suu

#51
October 30, 2012, 12:26:38 PM
Same grid as mafia, Luna lol. Still no cable here, but full power.

Things are not good on the south end of the state, resulting in being called early by the parents once they saw the news, thats not good for my university.  and I cant get a hold of anyone on Long Island or the boros right now. :'(
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#52
October 30, 2012, 12:35:19 PM
Mom was in Port Jeff last night.  No power, but things seemed ok.

Brother in VA, outside DC.  A bit rougher, but all is well.

It's the lower side of NYC and Brooklyn I'm worried about, TBH.

Suu

#53
October 30, 2012, 12:55:32 PM
South Shore got battered. Babylon has no power. I can't get in touch with cousin in Brooklyn.
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#54
October 30, 2012, 01:38:19 PM
Brooklyn accounted for. Didn't even lose power in Kensington.
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#55
October 30, 2012, 01:44:21 PM
Anyone still alive out there?
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#56
October 30, 2012, 01:46:16 PM
Boston seems to be ok. Im still really sick though so while villagers gone off to work im still in her room and cannot confirm.
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#57
October 30, 2012, 01:49:22 PM
Quote from: Ecstasy on October 29, 2012, 10:43:12 PM
As someone who lives in the southwest, I can safely point and laugh at Easterners' misfortune.

And it'll be HILARIOUS when Lex Luthor aims his missiles at the San Andreas fault!
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#58
October 30, 2012, 01:53:00 PM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on October 30, 2012, 04:11:53 AM
Quote from: American Jackal on October 30, 2012, 01:15:13 AM
Quote from: Reverend Roadkill on October 30, 2012, 01:13:48 AM
Quote from: Ecstasy on October 29, 2012, 10:59:03 PM
Quote from: Reverend Roadkill on October 29, 2012, 10:49:30 PM
And if California sinks, Ecstasy and I will be on the cliffside, kicking refugees back into the maelstrom.  Except for Hovercat and Nast.

Kicking Californians to their deaths sounds just lovely, actually.

Don't kick Garbo, though.  You'll pull back a stump.She'll accidentally the WHOLE thing.
:lulz:
Kicking Shoe Ears back will result in a mauling. She's a little vicious. Just an FYI.

But we have to TRY.  We can't harbor a cannibal.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#59
October 30, 2012, 01:53:55 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on October 30, 2012, 01:49:22 PM
Quote from: Ecstasy on October 29, 2012, 10:43:12 PM
As someone who lives in the southwest, I can safely point and laugh at Easterners' misfortune.

And it'll be HILARIOUS when Lex Luthor aims his missiles at the San Andreas fault!

See my response, above.  California may LOOK close to Tucson, where Ecstasy and I both live, but it's not really close in real life.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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