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#1
Quote from: StandBackJack on February 05, 2014, 04:44:36 AM
Quote from: UNREGISTERED SHARPIE USER on February 05, 2014, 01:18:31 AM


I'll take "When Badgers and Flying Squirrels Fuck" for $800 Alex.
i've had 2 of them for a few years now

I often excuse myself at night meeting/events to "go feed the possums"

the guys selling them at flea markets and shopping malls are essentially running marsupial puppy mills; only interested in a quick buck

Legit breeders charge more, but you're less likely to get a pre-damaged pet. The good ones almost always give you a list of what they can and can't eat, what they use personally, and where they get the stuff that isn't available locally.
#2
Quote from: Junkenstein on January 21, 2014, 12:29:17 PM

Clearly the work of terrorists you unpatriotic bastards.

OSHA regs stand in the way of unfettered profit, demanding anything else is quite simply, Communist.
We're not gonna get this great country back up and thriving like it once was without breaking a few skulls eggs.
#3
Quote from: Roko's Modern Basilisk on December 28, 2013, 02:39:32 PM

fascinating, i bought almost all of my textbooks from that store
#4
 was fascinated when I first saw his work . caused emotions just by looking at them (which is the point of art, i guess, just never experienced it  before with any other images/paintings)
#5
 little old ladies need bladed weapons that long in that country? jeez
#6
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on November 17, 2013, 02:58:12 PM
Not dildoes stuck on robots, dildoes that ARE robots. As in articulated and programmable.

now just imagine those  magnetic cubes with the fly wheels in them

but with  dildos
#9
i love the joke reading the reviews for this stuff

"299 of 305 people found the following review helpful  2.0 out of 5 stars  Misleading
I am very upset because a pterodactyl is technically not a dinosaur it is a pterosaur.  This should be classified under pterosaur erotica."

and "There were no lesbian dinosaurs in this book.  Very disappointing. "
#10
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on October 27, 2013, 12:09:05 AM
I just took two Advil and an Imodium. Am I going to hell?
dunno bout hell, but if you at any point in the future have to take any more of either, you'll develop a tolerance to both, which will then spiral out into pounding 10 oxycontin a day for headaches and injecting bleach directly into your stomach .

oh and inner-city kids will see your example (through some sort of clairvoyance) and be prompted to start smoking weed

totally not exaggerating or anything
#11
 my fiancee's father used to work maintenance at a nuke silo in the 60's/70's.

his favorite story is of an unscheduled test of the launch notification system at the silo, and of the waves of progressively higher ranked and better dressed people booking through the entrance, all swearing profusely
#12
 I'm not an engineer, mor are interested in anything more than conjecture here.

seems to me like a non-surface base to a space elevator would need a form of propulsion to maintain the altitude/position of it, and i feel like solar panels and electric propellors wouldn't be sufficient to do that; so fuel would be an issue

no idea if that would be less fuel than an orbital or escape velocity burn

#13
"Throwing money at a problem never works, unless you are Ted Kennedy and you have drowned an innocent girl."


from a high school history teacher of mine
#14
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / Re: TRANSFORMERS
October 11, 2013, 11:08:33 PM
Quote from: Not Your Nigel on October 11, 2013, 03:49:00 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on October 11, 2013, 09:00:53 AM
It does if you've watched the movies  :argh!:

I have. Years ago.
-first  terminators/infiltrators had rubber skin, and humans could easily pick them out of a crowd

-then boss AI makes an system so that a layer of actual skin could be  grown on the robots

-worked well for a whole, but there wasn't much variation in the faces, so humans could distinguish them again

-boss AI makes a "mimetic polyalloy" (reconfigurable selectively-solid metal system) that can copy peoples' physical characteristics very easily
#15
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / Re: TRANSFORMERS
October 11, 2013, 05:56:24 AM
Quote from: Not Your Nigel on October 10, 2013, 11:39:19 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on October 10, 2013, 07:01:46 PM
Quote from: Not Your Nigel on October 10, 2013, 06:51:44 PM
I love those, I was just talking with Space Cowboy about them this weekend. I love them because they mimic the modular design of organic matter, which is, in my opinion, the future of robotics.

Whoa, lets not get ahead of ourselves. First we have living tissue over a metal endoskeleton. THEN the organic-thing, mmkay?

:?


its a Terminator movie reference