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Open Bar: Arguments About Turtles, All the Way Down

Started by Cain, August 09, 2014, 07:29:35 AM

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LMNO

I'm not getting how he can walk in that rig.  Something's not adding up right in my head.

P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 11, 2014, 12:01:38 PM
I'm not getting how he can walk in that rig.  Something's not adding up right in my head.

He's sliding. Like moowalking with the rig holding him in place. Gotta admit I prefer the idea of a hamsterball but those are waaaay fkin pricey. Could see me settling for something like this until they can jack my cerebellum.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
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walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Cain


LMNO

So, it's generally known I'm apathetic as fuck on FB, but holy shitballs, I think it's worth the seven seconds of clicking it takes to leave all these incredibly stupid, hurtful, and hateful Discordian pages people keep volunteering me to.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 11, 2014, 06:09:17 PM
So, it's generally known I'm apathetic as fuck on FB, but holy shitballs, I think it's worth the seven seconds of clicking it takes to leave all these incredibly stupid, hurtful, and hateful Discordian pages people keep volunteering me to.

I've been adding them to teabagger pages since I left TDS.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain

So nearly two weeks after getting my new computer, my monitor should be arriving today.  Maybe.  Yay.

God this has been frustrating.

Junkenstein

Tender complete. Approximately the size of 3 phone books.

I think the only details missing are my blood group and the procedure guide on fluent human-dolphin communication. That may sound irrelevant but how many of those pages do you really think are? I'll fucking tell you. 3. 3 pages, out of 3 fucking phone books is all that is actually really needed.


I'm fairly sure who-ever wrote the requests and required docs list has some form of OCD. I've never seen shit like this before and I've worked out of some quite serious places.
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Cain

New computer now set up, verified, online and all that jazz.  However, my internet connection probably means it will be another week before I have everything installed. 

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 11, 2014, 06:09:17 PM
So, it's generally known I'm apathetic as fuck on FB, but holy shitballs, I think it's worth the seven seconds of clicking it takes to leave all these incredibly stupid, hurtful, and hateful Discordian pages people keep volunteering me to.

Are you in Eris's Disco Clitterball? I think it's the only one that's not full of assholes. It has an actual moderator who has made it clear that it isn't a free-for-all, and it's female-friendly so the misogynists stay away.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Cain on September 11, 2014, 10:24:44 AM
"zomg u look like such a douchebag m8, douchebag, fat nerd tech, lame, go outside ur basement, i own a console and im a fucking stud"

Basically stuff like that.  Just surprising how much there is, given it's a damn cool piece of tech.

Anybody who gives a fuck about looking silly while playing a game doesn't deserve to have that much fun.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Roly Poly Oly-Garch

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Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on September 12, 2014, 07:29:22 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 11, 2014, 06:09:17 PM
So, it's generally known I'm apathetic as fuck on FB, but holy shitballs, I think it's worth the seven seconds of clicking it takes to leave all these incredibly stupid, hurtful, and hateful Discordian pages people keep volunteering me to.

Are you in Eris's Disco Clitterball? I think it's the only one that's not full of assholes. It has an actual moderator who has made it clear that it isn't a free-for-all, and it's female-friendly so the misogynists stay away.

What the WHAT? I searched for it...Facebook said no and slapped me for my impudence.
Back to the fecal matter in the pool

minuspace

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on September 11, 2014, 02:52:54 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 11, 2014, 12:01:38 PM
I'm not getting how he can walk in that rig.  Something's not adding up right in my head.

He's sliding. Like moowalking with the rig holding him in place. Gotta admit I prefer the idea of a hamsterball but those are waaaay fkin pricey. Could see me settling for something like this until they can jack my cerebellum.

Perfect rig for any ninja-like character, I wonder if sliding +/- on "X" axis during forward "Y" movement makes the character crouch, perhaps.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: NoLeDeMiel on September 12, 2014, 07:44:05 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on September 12, 2014, 07:29:22 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 11, 2014, 06:09:17 PM
So, it's generally known I'm apathetic as fuck on FB, but holy shitballs, I think it's worth the seven seconds of clicking it takes to leave all these incredibly stupid, hurtful, and hateful Discordian pages people keep volunteering me to.

Are you in Eris's Disco Clitterball? I think it's the only one that's not full of assholes. It has an actual moderator who has made it clear that it isn't a free-for-all, and it's female-friendly so the misogynists stay away.

What the WHAT? I searched for it...Facebook said no and slapped me for my impudence.

Ohhh, it must be set to "secret". I'll add you, and anyone else who wants to be added and can be trusted not to be a big dumb jerk. Which is everyone here pretty much, except I guess cow ass.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."