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when you bust a nut and she keeps suckin

:lulz:Outlook for today much better now

Necromancy!!!  How fantastic, they way they did that.  More than just a reversal - a fucking resurrection.

Dip? Check dat Y axis.

Gah! I didn't notice that before. Why is that graph upside down?

Why didn't they just make it backwards while they were at it?

see that dip after the 2010's, that was me.

Dat true!

I agree.  Blame me for it.  I'll be there when you really need a reason.  Trust in my availability.

 

I just found out there's naegleria fowleri in the Colorado river.

Where we get our drinking water.

Just don't swim in the Colorado river and you'll be fine.

Don't ruin the magic, Nigel.

Oar, always remember to pack some Thorazine with that towel

Well, thanks for acknowledging my existence.  I thought I turned invisible or some shit.

But if I was going to drug myself out of knowing my brain was being eaten by amoebas, I'd go whole hog and shoot heroin.

I totally respect your pursuit of peak experience, it's just that the Thorazine, this time, has been shown to TREAT REAL (vs. metaphorical) brain bugs

Not naegleria fowleri.  The only treatment that seems to work is Miltefosine.  And it fucks your shit.

Totally, it's not naegeleria fowleri, still:

While miltefosine had therapeutic effects during an in vivo study in mice, chlorpromazine (Thorazine) showed to be the most effective substance – the authors concluded: "Chlorpromazine had the best therapeutic activity against N. fowleri in vitro and in vivo. Therefore, it may be a more useful therapeutic agent for the treatment of PAME than amphotericin B."[17]

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I just found out there's naegleria fowleri in the Colorado river.

Where we get our drinking water.

Just don't swim in the Colorado river and you'll be fine.

Don't ruin the magic, Nigel.

Oar, always remember to pack some Thorazine with that towel

Well, thanks for acknowledging my existence.  I thought I turned invisible or some shit.

But if I was going to drug myself out of knowing my brain was being eaten by amoebas, I'd go whole hog and shoot heroin.

I totally respect your pursuit of peak experience, it's just that the Thorazine, this time, has been shown to TREAT REAL (vs. metaphorical) brain bugs

I just found out there's naegleria fowleri in the Colorado river.

Where we get our drinking water.

Just don't swim in the Colorado river and you'll be fine.

Don't ruin the magic, Nigel.

Oar, always remember to pack some Thorazine with that towel

of course. But the DöcktörHÿÿl toilet seat......

I've heard that this toilet seat actually pushes your stool back up your body and out the other end.
By any exit necessary.
Quite efficient, but not as fun as a bidet.

True. It is also furry. And quite possibly alive.

100% guaranteed to help you not lose your shit if you also apply for a permit to own the optional Smorgerboar toilet lid (instagram enabled)

Prelate diog's

This "time not existing" concept may (but I'm not sure yet as I didn't read all the way through the original link) be a case of a smart idea being phrased in a stupid and provocative way. A three dimensional universe undergoing processes in time is theoretically equivalent to a very complex but timeless and stationary four dimensional object, just as a moving one dimensional object can be interpreted as an unmoving line and a two dimensional object can be understood as an unmoving sheet

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One day they will understand that spatial and temporal dimensions ARE NOT coextensive.

I think, given the circumstances, it is then permissible to say it was the magnet that took the photographs.

"The Porpus' Decoupled Extereme Bandana Recovery Project"

I just found out that my PSU bill for 5 credits is more than $2k.

I guess I'm selling my car.

girl ? have U even gone in to talk to Ruth????/

Talk To Ruth, or swap thing?
No, who's Ruth?