Neophilic Irreligions

[Jasper]

I'd pay money to see that.

[Cain]

These groups provide members with ultimate meaning

We do?

Yeah, that was news to me, as well.

[P3nT4gR4m]

Discordia point blank refuses to provide the seeker with answers.

This is why I'd rank discordia as one of the few valid religions on the face of the planet.

Answers = Very bad

[tyrannosaurus vex]

Discordia point blank refuses to provide the seeker with answers.

This is why I'd rank discordia as one of the few valid religions on the face of the planet.

Answers = Very bad

the other one, of course, being Scientology.

[Jasper]

You know what'd be a fun jake?  Dress up as scientologist prosetylizers and sit around with a homemade electrical device and shock people as proof of your vague theories about souls.

[Ambassador KAOS]

 
one of the better posts over all.  I'd like to see this sticked.

[Hal Phillips]

I looked up the old Usenet post from 1996, and I actually DID say all the stuff the guy quoted, and probably just assumed that I hadn't because I underestimated how great I am.

But the writer is still a douchebag and still didn't know what he was talking about.

[Cramulus]

HAL PHILLIPS!

[Jenne]

Aw, he missed your poomp!

[Requia ☣]

Anybody have a copy of the article?  Seems to missing.

[Payne]

one of the better posts over all.  I'd like to see this sticked.

This is quite possibly good enough reason to not want to read the thread. So I won't.

[Triple Zero]

I looked up the old Usenet post from 1996, and I actually DID say all the stuff the guy quoted, and probably just assumed that I hadn't because I underestimated how great I am.

But the writer is still a douchebag and still didn't know what he was talking about.

hey is this the HAL PHILLIPS i heard so much about?

also, now i gotta re-check that neophilic irreligion article. cause i think i read it waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyy back before i even really knew about discordianism, i thought it was just some usenet trolling bullshit, because of the subgenius references on alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk (that i read for a short while, amused by its randomness, realized i had fuck all idea what was going on and went back to my home comp.sys.ibm.pc.demos )

[Cain]

http://episkoposcain.blogspot.com/2007/04/neophilic-irreligions.html

Hi Hal!

[Kurt Christ]

Is it bad that, no matter how many times I check this forum and see this thread, I always read its title as "Necrophilic Irreligions" and think Eww...Oh, that's not what it says at all. EVERY SINGLE TIME!

[tyrannosaurus vex]

it's okay. i always read it as "Neolithic Irreligions."