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Started by Suu, April 07, 2014, 05:48:13 PM

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Suu

April 07, 2014, 05:48:13 PM
Because we need more wastes of time on the internet.

On the first click, I got, "Underground gnome garden, inspired by something you heard on NPR."

:lulz:

http://hipsterhobbygenerator.com/
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

hooplala

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April 07, 2014, 05:49:29 PM
I got "thrift store monocles, powered by a steampunk pennyfarthing".
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Suu

#2
April 07, 2014, 05:50:51 PM
"Reclaimed personified animal portraits, sourced, roasted, foraged, salvaged, hand-picked and harvested by an indie band that doesn't even exist yet."
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Sita

#3
April 07, 2014, 07:34:52 PM
"Cheap chic theremin rock band, powered by a steam punk penny farthing."
:ninja:
Laugh, even if you are screaming inside. Smile, because the world doesn't care if you feel like crying.

Nephew Twiddleton

#4
April 07, 2014, 09:10:55 PM
I got something about an artfully pornographic food truck. I went to go copy and paste it but then it switched to something else.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

hooplala

#5
April 07, 2014, 09:17:35 PM
Quote from: Sita on April 07, 2014, 07:34:52 PM
"Cheap chic theremin rock band, powered by a steam punk penny farthing."

I'd go see a theremin rock band.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Ben Shapiro

#6
April 08, 2014, 12:38:22 AM
"Vegan animals wearing glasses, delivered by Dutch bicycle."

Reginald Ret

#7
April 08, 2014, 08:11:40 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on April 07, 2014, 09:17:35 PM
Quote from: Sita on April 07, 2014, 07:34:52 PM
"Cheap chic theremin rock band, powered by a steam punk penny farthing."

I'd go see a theremin rock band.
Hell yeah!
I'd go see a theremin band regardless of rockyness.
Quote from: /b/earman on April 08, 2014, 12:38:22 AM
"Vegan animals wearing glasses, delivered by Dutch bicycle."

What the hell is a Dutch bicycle?
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

"The worst forum ever" "The most mediocre forum on the internet" "The dumbest forum on the internet" "The most retarded forum on the internet" "The lamest forum on the internet" "The coolest forum on the internet"

Reginald Ret

#8
April 08, 2014, 08:13:46 AM
Holy shit i have one of those! At least, I have a cheap Chinese knock-off.

... Theres a joke there somewhere.
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

"The worst forum ever" "The most mediocre forum on the internet" "The dumbest forum on the internet" "The most retarded forum on the internet" "The lamest forum on the internet" "The coolest forum on the internet"

Junkenstein

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April 08, 2014, 08:55:36 AM
Quote from: Regret on April 08, 2014, 08:11:40 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on April 07, 2014, 09:17:35 PM
Quote from: Sita on April 07, 2014, 07:34:52 PM
"Cheap chic theremin rock band, powered by a steam punk penny farthing."

I'd go see a theremin rock band.
Hell yeah!
I'd go see a theremin band regardless of rockyness.
Quote from: /b/earman on April 08, 2014, 12:38:22 AM
"Vegan animals wearing glasses, delivered by Dutch bicycle."

What the hell is a Dutch bicycle?

A particularly perverse sexual practice involving no less than 6 people, 2 of which must be on rollerskates at all times with other participants suspended between them. Named for it's origins with the Pennsylvania Dutch, it's the leading cause of death in adults under 25.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Reginald Ret

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April 08, 2014, 11:02:52 AM
Quote from: Junkenstein on April 08, 2014, 08:55:36 AM
Quote from: Regret on April 08, 2014, 08:11:40 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on April 07, 2014, 09:17:35 PM
Quote from: Sita on April 07, 2014, 07:34:52 PM
"Cheap chic theremin rock band, powered by a steam punk penny farthing."

I'd go see a theremin rock band.
Hell yeah!
I'd go see a theremin band regardless of rockyness.
Quote from: /b/earman on April 08, 2014, 12:38:22 AM
"Vegan animals wearing glasses, delivered by Dutch bicycle."

What the hell is a Dutch bicycle?

A particularly perverse sexual practice involving no less than 6 people, 2 of which must be on rollerskates at all times with other participants suspended between them. Named for it's origins with the Pennsylvania Dutch, it's the leading cause of death in adults under 25.
Fucking Germans Emmigrants, ruining the good Dutch name.  :argh!:
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

"The worst forum ever" "The most mediocre forum on the internet" "The dumbest forum on the internet" "The most retarded forum on the internet" "The lamest forum on the internet" "The coolest forum on the internet"
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