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Started by East Coast Hustle, March 13, 2014, 10:34:09 PM

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East Coast Hustle

#75
March 15, 2014, 05:28:14 PM
Quote from: Lenin McCarthy on March 15, 2014, 12:46:25 AM
Quote from: Net on March 15, 2014, 12:40:17 AM
Quote from: Lenin McCarthy on March 15, 2014, 12:08:47 AM
Hi, PD. Do you think it is wrong to have a policy of not having sex with women who don't identify with being feminists? In this world of lots of bad people, I feel it's necessary to set up some restrictions. Xoxoxo, Lenin

There's one problem with that policy: What about women who are feminists through their actions but do not self-identify as feminists?
True. Suppose I'll have to be a bit flexible.

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

The Good Reverend Roger

#76
March 15, 2014, 08:32:29 PM
Makin' harpoons today.   :)
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

President Television

#77
March 15, 2014, 08:50:48 PM
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

Telarus

#78
March 15, 2014, 10:26:46 PM
Quote from: Sita on March 14, 2014, 11:39:30 AM
So today is a teacher planning day and next week is spring break.
I'll have 10 days of hearing nothing but Minecraft, Brickforce or Roblox. And the constant asking from my son to join him in playing these games.

Oh and Everquest, since they just had an update that let even the free accounts start with a lvl 85 if they want. The boy is ecstatic about that since now he can group with us. Only problem is that he still has no clue how to play beyond hailing an NPC and hitting the attack key (for auto attack). At 85 there is a whole lot more to playing the character than that.

Wow, I'm oddly comforted to know Liv and I aren't the only ones going through that. @_@
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The Good Reverend Roger

#79
March 16, 2014, 04:28:00 AM
brand new scars on my face.

And nada for you.

fuck you.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#80
March 16, 2014, 05:06:32 AM
What. Did. You. Do.

The Good Reverend Roger

#81
March 16, 2014, 05:12:11 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on March 16, 2014, 05:06:32 AM
What. Did. You. Do.

Shotgun pellets.  Massive scars.

PAIN
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Richter

#82
March 16, 2014, 05:12:52 AM
MINSITRY
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

The Good Reverend Roger

#83
March 16, 2014, 05:13:15 AM
I am no longer pretty.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Richter

#84
March 16, 2014, 05:18:50 AM
Everyone is OK.  That matters.  Repairs have been made.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

The Good Reverend Roger

#85
March 16, 2014, 05:21:36 AM
Quote from: Richter on March 16, 2014, 05:18:50 AM
Everyone is OK.  That matters.  Repairs have been made.

Who cares?  They were laughing yesterday.  An early grave to all of them.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Ben Shapiro

#86
March 16, 2014, 08:36:30 AM
WHAT THE SHIT?

EK WAFFLR

#87
March 16, 2014, 09:19:41 AM
the fuck????
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Reginald Ret

#88
March 16, 2014, 09:27:49 AM
You let Richter design your harpoon?!!
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Suu

#89
March 16, 2014, 11:00:59 AM
Where the Fuck is Luna and why weren't you supervised?!
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