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Started by Suu, March 17, 2014, 11:37:46 PM

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Suu

March 17, 2014, 11:37:46 PM
http://www.turnto10.com/story/24995055/dead-seal-with-sign-left-outside-providence-home

Somebody put a dead seal with a "Free Seal" sign in front of a house.

I wish I could make this madness up, but it made NATIONAL FUCKING NEWS IN FLORIDA.

FLORIDA.

WTG, Providence, you've out Florida'd Florida. All of my friends here are now like, "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE UP THERE?!"

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"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1
March 18, 2014, 12:05:53 AM
The part that I'm having a hard time grasping is that at least two people voluntarily touched a dead seal. And, apparently, put it in their vehicle. Those things are disgusting.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#2
March 18, 2014, 12:20:50 AM
Here, they said the sign said "FREE SEAL TO A GOOD HOME".

I didn't have shit to do with that, OR with the weird shit that went down in Hanover today.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
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"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#3
March 18, 2014, 12:55:34 AM
It said, "FREE SEAL TO A GOOD HOME: SLEEPS A LOT. HOUSE BROKEN."

:horrormirth:
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Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Richter

#4
March 18, 2014, 02:32:15 AM
The warranty is void.
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Suu

#5
March 18, 2014, 02:40:16 AM
I liked Scott's post.

"It's not even Easter yet!"



...We are all terrible. Fucking. People. All of us. The fact that we can see this shit, and go, "Oh, look what Providence did NOW" instead of being absolutely MORTIFIED that some asshole took a dead baby seal from one of the beaches, drove it almost an hour, took the time to make that sign and then pull this just shows our disgusting desensitivity to the city.  :lulz:

In other news, apparently New Hampshire still exists, and sometimes, there's a crime.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Roly Poly Oly-Garch

#6
March 18, 2014, 02:41:30 AM
Totally appropriate time to reference Monty Python here. I'm not going to do it...just saying, this is a no-fault opportunity.
Back to the fecal matter in the pool

Sir Squid Diddimus

#7
March 18, 2014, 02:42:19 AM
New WhatShire?
Never heard of it.

Nephew Twiddleton

#8
March 21, 2014, 02:32:50 AM
Roger and I were walking down Newbury St. today and passed a couple of cops eyeing a suspicious package. We were like, "Oh...."
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Suu

#9
March 21, 2014, 04:07:52 PM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on March 21, 2014, 02:32:50 AM
Roger and I were walking down Newbury St. today and passed a couple of cops eyeing a suspicious package. We were like, "Oh...."

Happens all the time. Not saying that we shouldn't be too careful after the Marathon, but I mean, Boston PD *DID* blow up Mooninites.
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Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

#10
March 21, 2014, 04:53:13 PM
Quote from: The Suu on March 21, 2014, 04:07:52 PM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on March 21, 2014, 02:32:50 AM
Roger and I were walking down Newbury St. today and passed a couple of cops eyeing a suspicious package. We were like, "Oh...."

Happens all the time. Not saying that we shouldn't be too careful after the Marathon, but I mean, Boston PD *DID* blow up Mooninites.

It was half a block from Copley Square.  What date was it, again?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#11
March 21, 2014, 05:04:30 PM



Also, the Madonna Party is SELLING OUT.

Go here and see if you can get an advance ticket:
http://americanrepertorytheater.org/events/show/videodrome-discoth%C3%A8que-episode-99-love-so-fine-0

Let me know if you can't, we'll work something else out.

The Good Reverend Roger

#12
March 21, 2014, 05:23:16 PM
See PMs.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#13
March 24, 2014, 08:56:47 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 21, 2014, 04:53:13 PM
Quote from: The Suu on March 21, 2014, 04:07:52 PM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on March 21, 2014, 02:32:50 AM
Roger and I were walking down Newbury St. today and passed a couple of cops eyeing a suspicious package. We were like, "Oh...."

Happens all the time. Not saying that we shouldn't be too careful after the Marathon, but I mean, Boston PD *DID* blow up Mooninites.

It was half a block from Copley Square.  What date was it, again?

The Marathon last year was 15 April.
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Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS
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