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Started by agent compassion, January 28, 2005, 12:16:51 AM

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agent compassion

Anyone ever read his romance novels? They're so hysterical....especially the one where he's a Pirate....

YARRRRR

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon


Sepia

Is this fabio with wind in his hair? quite braindead and "chippendales gorgeous" (as a friend coined it)?
Everyone will always be too late

Hoshiko

I haven't, but romance novels in general crack me up.

I remember trolling a self-publishing forum once and seeing a lady's profile with a description of her romance novel, newly published.

Let me see if I can find it... ah, here it is.

QuoteDid you ever wonder if there were aliens out there? And what would happen if those aliens wanted your world? Mikaela never gave much thought to those questions either until the day she found herself barreling into the hard chest of one very amused and very real alien.

Well, she thought as she stared at the gorgeous man before her, I guess it’s safe to say we can put the little green man idea to rest.

Lord Marcone was about as far from little and green as you could get. As Captain of the Imperial Militia invading Earth he was a man feared by many. But this Militia Captain was not who he appeared to be and he knew that last thing he needed in his already complicated life was to develop feelings for a woman, especially a handful like this one.

But the more time that he spent with her, the more he was drawn to her. Her beauty held him spellbound, her stubbornness infuriated him, but her sarcastic wit never failed to make him laugh. Not above using seduction to get what he wanted, he soon made it clear that what he wanted was her.

No man had ever affected her the way that he did and she tried desperately to fight her feelings where he was concerned. But the more she got to know him the more she realized that something wasn’t right. How could the cold hard officer that could strike fear in a man with just a look, also be the gentle kind man that he was with her? Who was the real Marcone and did she dare to risk her heart to find out?

Her questions will soon be answered for by his own hands his cover as a mole for the rebels will be blown and he’ll pull off a dangerous stunt that will not only save Earth but rid the galaxy of a tyrant that has ruled for far too long.

Now that's an ambitious romance novel!
Making people sorry they asked since 1983.

                   **************************

She got the speakers in the trunk
With the bass on crunk.

agent compassion


'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon


Malaul

Ide totally read that book
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

agent compassion

QuoteIs this fabio with wind in his hair? quite braindead and "chippendales gorgeous" (as a friend coined it)?

Yes indeedy and I woulndt call him gorgeous, I mean damn he's got bigger boobs than most women. And the Pirate book was hilariously cheezy.

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon


EraPassing

I like romance novels!
I've figured out a system - if the summary blurb on the back cover has only two short paragraphs but more than sixteen adjectives, I know that the author is going to make up in smut what she lacks in plotline.
And if there's an pseudo-Native American male cover model (ie, Fabio with his hair photoshopped black), and a blond chick with her skirts over her thighs, the smut totally replaces the plotline!
Elves suck.
Yeah, I said it, I went there.  Whatcha gonna do?

agent compassion


'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon


Malaul

whats your favorite smut author and book?


Mine is The Dutchess by Jude Deveroux
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

Hoshiko

Another thing I found from the excellent thread Learn Writing with Uncle Jim was this fabulous link, and while romance novels aren't my thing, this excerpt made me want to go get the book.

I wish more romance novels were like that one.
Making people sorry they asked since 1983.

                   **************************

She got the speakers in the trunk
With the bass on crunk.

Guido Finucci

Quote from: Hoshikothis fabulous link

... and now you've gone and gotten me all hot and conflicted.

Sepia

oh jesus this is funny.
Everyone will always be too late

agent compassion

It's not smut, but "The Door Into Fire" has a lot of sex in it....men and women, men and men, women and women, women and Goddesses....

::runs off to dunk her head in a bucket of ice water::

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon


Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

If I want porn I just get into my hubby's old Penthouse magazines.

Just saying.

Malaul

Ifound my exs foot locker FULL of playboyamd penthouse WAYYYYYYYYY in teh super back of his closet

poor guy didnt know what to do when he came home adn saw me reading them very happily
why do guys freak whden the GF find the porn?
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock