The Paraplegics will make a glorius return with OUR ORIGINAL LINE-UP on October 8th.
Faces will be fucked, feces will be flung. Chaos and devastation will manifest accross the land with no hope for escepe.
Pussy-ass Mother Nature even attempted to thwart us by throwing hurricanes and earthquakes at us, but she's a feeble old twat.
We can not be stopped.
Resistance is just plain fucking stupid.
Lock the doors.
Hide the kids.
Secure your beer.
You mother fuckers have no hope for survival.
Give us a venue, jackass.
Firehouse 13
Be there, or be a waste of carbon.
Free punch in the motherfucking face with admission.
And... Uhh...
DOOOOOOOOOM!!
Dude...FUCKING BROAD STREET?!
SO-PRO AIN'T GONNA KNOW WTF HIT EM
When the going gets tough, the tough say EAT A FAT ONE, ASSHOLE!
If you can't stand the heat, KILL YOURSELF!
If at first you don't succeed, WE HAVE USES FOR YOUR CORPSE!
My other car is CHAINSAW!
WE'RE GONNA BE PUTTIN THE TOE IN GHETTO
AS IN STEEL TOE
TO KICK THEM ALL IN THE BALLS
TO
THE
FUCKING
WALL
:aaa: :hitlerbanjo:
GS is not invited.
However, I think we need Oarstroker in the pit.
GS can come.
We might need an extra punching bag crash-test dummy. :evil:
He can show up if he wants, personally I don't give a fuck. I just see banjos and think of the jerk.
...Though when I see Hitler I do think of Parker's Halloween costume. ~_~
Quote from: Dimocritus on September 06, 2011, 03:15:09 AM
When the going gets tough, the tough say EAT A FAT ONE, ASSHOLE!
If you can't stand the heat, KILL YOURSELF!
If at first you don't succeed, WE HAVE USES FOR YOUR CORPSE!
My other car is CHAINSAW!
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Quote from: Dimocritus on September 06, 2011, 02:52:38 AMATTN: New England - YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED
neat huh? Is a little invention we like to call the "calendar".
Awesome!
Quote from: Triple Zero on September 06, 2011, 03:37:13 PM
Quote from: Dimocritus on September 06, 2011, 02:52:38 AMATTN: New England - YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED
neat huh? Is a little invention we like to call the "calendar".
:spittake:
October 8? I think I can do that. Keep me posted.
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on September 06, 2011, 05:58:12 PM
October 8? I think I can do that. Keep me posted.
You (or any other out of towners) want to hit this and crash here in Providence after, speak up, there is space. I have no parking, but if somebody is taking the bus/train in Saturday, crash after the show, and go home Sunday.
ETA: Checked, the concert is a mile from my place. (http://nhtourguide.com/images/forum_images/emoticons/drinking_partying_smiley.gif)
I'll definitely attend this if I can.
Quote from: Luna on September 06, 2011, 06:40:41 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on September 06, 2011, 05:58:12 PM
October 8? I think I can do that. Keep me posted.
You (or any other out of towners) want to hit this and crash here in Providence after, speak up, there is space. I have no parking, but if somebody is taking the bus/train in Saturday, crash after the show, and go home Sunday.
ETA: Checked, the concert is a mile from my place. (http://nhtourguide.com/images/forum_images/emoticons/drinking_partying_smiley.gif)
I'll see if anyone from here is going to head down, but otherwise, cool, I'm in. Thanks!
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on September 06, 2011, 11:27:04 PM
Quote from: Luna on September 06, 2011, 06:40:41 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on September 06, 2011, 05:58:12 PM
October 8? I think I can do that. Keep me posted.
You (or any other out of towners) want to hit this and crash here in Providence after, speak up, there is space. I have no parking, but if somebody is taking the bus/train in Saturday, crash after the show, and go home Sunday.
ETA: Checked, the concert is a mile from my place. (http://nhtourguide.com/images/forum_images/emoticons/drinking_partying_smiley.gif)
I'll see if anyone from here is going to head down, but otherwise, cool, I'm in. Thanks!
Sure thing!
Fuck you all for living in that shithole East Coast and close enough together to spread your vile diseases in person.
Quote from: Hawk on September 06, 2011, 11:30:16 PM
Fuck you all for living in that shithole East Coast and close enough together to spread your vile diseases in person.
That's the beauty of living in states whose sizes are not wildly and comically disproportionate to their populations.
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on September 06, 2011, 11:39:15 PM
Quote from: Hawk on September 06, 2011, 11:30:16 PM
Fuck you all for living in that shithole East Coast and close enough together to spread your vile diseases in person.
That's the beauty of living in states whose sizes are not wildly and comically disproportionate to their populations.
Bullshit, you guys are so damn crowded that if you passed out there is no room for you to fall down.
Quote from: Hawk on September 06, 2011, 11:30:16 PM
Fuck you all for living in that shithole East Coast and close enough together to spread your vile diseases in person.
Couch is still free if you can make it, Hawk. (I can fold Twid up in the papasan chair, and I don't THINK it was him snoring like a chainsaw at the meatup...)
Quote from: Hawk on September 06, 2011, 11:40:27 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on September 06, 2011, 11:39:15 PM
Quote from: Hawk on September 06, 2011, 11:30:16 PM
Fuck you all for living in that shithole East Coast and close enough together to spread your vile diseases in person.
That's the beauty of living in states whose sizes are not wildly and comically disproportionate to their populations.
Bullshit, you guys are so damn crowded that if you passed out there is no room for you to fall down.
That's only true on the Green Line and Poo York.
Quote from: Luna on September 06, 2011, 11:42:39 PM
Quote from: Hawk on September 06, 2011, 11:30:16 PM
Fuck you all for living in that shithole East Coast and close enough together to spread your vile diseases in person.
Couch is still free if you can make it, Hawk. (I can fold Twid up in the papasan chair, and I don't THINK it was him snoring like a chainsaw at the meatup...)
EOC and Cainad say that I was fairly quiet. Light snoring but not to the point of inadvertent necromancy.
Quote from: Luna on September 06, 2011, 11:42:39 PM
Quote from: Hawk on September 06, 2011, 11:30:16 PM
Fuck you all for living in that shithole East Coast and close enough together to spread your vile diseases in person.
Couch is still free if you can make it, Hawk. (I can fold Twid up in the papasan chair, and I don't THINK it was him snoring like a chainsaw at the meatup...)
Appreciate it, but too many things standing in the way. :)
Quote from: Hawk on September 06, 2011, 11:59:32 PM
Quote from: Luna on September 06, 2011, 11:42:39 PM
Quote from: Hawk on September 06, 2011, 11:30:16 PM
Fuck you all for living in that shithole East Coast and close enough together to spread your vile diseases in person.
Couch is still free if you can make it, Hawk. (I can fold Twid up in the papasan chair, and I don't THINK it was him snoring like a chainsaw at the meatup...)
Appreciate it, but too many things standing in the way. :)
Understood, but you'd be welcome anytime. Mind, I'm not sure how many of us it'd take to get you up here, it's a third floor apartment... but I betcha we could SCIENCE! something up. :wink:
Quote from: Luna on September 07, 2011, 12:04:08 AM
Quote from: Hawk on September 06, 2011, 11:59:32 PM
Quote from: Luna on September 06, 2011, 11:42:39 PM
Quote from: Hawk on September 06, 2011, 11:30:16 PM
Fuck you all for living in that shithole East Coast and close enough together to spread your vile diseases in person.
Couch is still free if you can make it, Hawk. (I can fold Twid up in the papasan chair, and I don't THINK it was him snoring like a chainsaw at the meatup...)
Appreciate it, but too many things standing in the way. :)
Understood, but you'd be welcome anytime. Mind, I'm not sure how many of us it'd take to get you up here, it's a third floor apartment... but I betcha we could SCIENCE! something up. :wink:
Grease, rope, slick board. What could go wrong?
Quote from: Hawk on September 07, 2011, 12:05:31 AM
Quote from: Luna on September 07, 2011, 12:04:08 AM
Quote from: Hawk on September 06, 2011, 11:59:32 PM
Quote from: Luna on September 06, 2011, 11:42:39 PM
Quote from: Hawk on September 06, 2011, 11:30:16 PM
Fuck you all for living in that shithole East Coast and close enough together to spread your vile diseases in person.
Couch is still free if you can make it, Hawk. (I can fold Twid up in the papasan chair, and I don't THINK it was him snoring like a chainsaw at the meatup...)
Appreciate it, but too many things standing in the way. :)
Understood, but you'd be welcome anytime. Mind, I'm not sure how many of us it'd take to get you up here, it's a third floor apartment... but I betcha we could SCIENCE! something up. :wink:
Grease, rope, slick board. What could go wrong?
It's a winding staircase, you couldn't slip and fall more than one or two sections before the board jammed and kept you from going the rest of the way. (I know, I only went down two sections last time I fell down the fucking things... Landed on my sword bag, and I'm just fine, I tell ya, fine...)
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on September 06, 2011, 11:53:37 PM
Quote from: Luna on September 06, 2011, 11:42:39 PM
Quote from: Hawk on September 06, 2011, 11:30:16 PM
Fuck you all for living in that shithole East Coast and close enough together to spread your vile diseases in person.
Couch is still free if you can make it, Hawk. (I can fold Twid up in the papasan chair, and I don't THINK it was him snoring like a chainsaw at the meatup...)
EOC and Cainad say that I was fairly quiet. Light snoring but not to the point of inadvertent necromancy.
Indeed. I think the true offender was that damned window air conditioner.
I'll see about requesting the night off. If I get it, Twid/other nearby folks are welcome to catch a ride in Sasha (the Evemobile).