Principia Discordia

Please read this no matter what you believe
Do you think YOU will pass it on???




ummmmmm..............
One day Satan and Jesus were having a conversation. Satan had just come from the Garden of Eden, and he was gloating and boasting. "Yes, sir, I just caught the world full of people down there. Set me a trap, used bait I knew they couldn't resist. Got 'em all!"



"What are you going to do with them?" Jesus asked.



Satan replied, "Oh, I'm gonna have fun! I'm gonna teach them how to marry and divorce each other, how to hate and abuse each other, how to drink and smoke and curse. I'm gonna teach them how to invent guns and bombs and kill each other. I'm really gonna have fun!"



"And what will you do when you get done with them?" Jesus asked.



"Oh, I'll kill 'em," Satan glared proudly.



"How much do you want for them?" Jesus asked.


"Oh, you don't want those people. They ain't no good. Why, you'll take them and they'll just hate you. They'll spit on you, curse you and kill you! You don't want those people!"



"How much?" He asked again.



Satan looked at Jesus and sneered, "All your tears, and all your blood."



Jesus said, "DONE!" Then He paid the price.



Isn't it funny how simple it is for people to trash GOD and then wonder why the world's going to HELL.



Isn't it funny how we believe what the newspapers say, but question what the Bible says.



Isn't it funny how everyone wants to go to heaven provided they do not have to believe, think, say, or do anything the Bible says. Or is it scary?

Isn't it funny how someone can say "I believe in GOD" but still follow Satan (who, by the way, also "believes" in GOD).

Isn't it funny how you can send a thousand jokes through
Email and they spread like wildfire, but when you start sending messages regarding the Lord, people think twice about sharing.

Isn't it funny how the lewd, crude, vulgar and obscene pass freely through cyberspace, but the public discussion of Jesus is suppressed in the school and workplace.
Isn't it funny how someone can be so fired up for Christ on Sunday, but be an invisible Christian the rest of the week.

Are you laughing?
Isn't it funny how when you go to forward this message, you will not send it to many on your address list because you're not sure what they believe, or what they will think of you for sending it to them.

Isn't it funny how I can be more worried about what other people think of me than what GOD thinks of me.

Will YOU pass this on?... I did

I think it's fucking hilarious!

:twisted:

You don't know that everyone wants to go to heaven you only know that when having to choose between heaven and hell most people say heaven... You really don?t count the people that aren?t for either of them aye?

Quote from: JesusI'm holding my arms out for no appearant reason... (http://www.arouse.net/jesus/)

I dunno...
To some people television is evil... is it?

How come we listen to the parts of the bible that say men whould not lie with men like they would with a woman, and not to the bits about killing people for working on a sunday?

Answering the whole question of right and wrong is useless because somewhere there's some guy talking about some deity that says everything you know is wrong. It all depends on what you're most-easily scared into believing...

Camus said: "He who takes direct control of his life rides an arrow straight into hell." And we do, it all depends on what you find there, and whether or not you can find a way out again. After many years of long and deliberate thought on the issue, if heaven is not a place where I can go and just hang out with god or nephthys or eris, I'd prefer hell... I'd live in eternal suffering if it's the life I'd chosen freely, but I could not live in an afterlife where my free choice is no longer available.

See, once again it's what you value... and there are plenty of christians out there who truly have a friendly kind of faith, they may not "know" if it's true and they may not always be sure, but they know they're in control of what they believe and nobody can take it from them... and I'll tell you something, god is their drinking buddy...
Just like Eris and Me.

~Metatronic Trollax~

If Jesus couldn't save himself, how in the world can he save me?

Isn't it funny that the Goddess made Greyfaces?(on her period really. Side they make themselves.)
Isn't it funny how one mans dogma is another man's humor?(Both the same for Erisians)
Isn't it funny you thought you'd save souls but now people think you work for The Man?
Isn't it funny how people get beaurucratic about the mysteries of nature?(courtesy of Shewutdunitall)
Isn't it funny how they made fun of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy on the last Episode of South Park?

Isn't it funny that every divided faith believes wholly in both universal assent of belief and their own faith?

Isn't it funny how religious people can zealously worship and follow someone, without paying the least bit of attention to his actual teachings and beliefs?

Isn't it funny how Jesus pointed at the stars, and everyone worships the finger?

Isn't it funny how we can hijack this topic any time we want?

Quote from: RiffIsn't it funny how Jesus pointed at the stars, and everyone worships the finger?

"Never confuse the finger pointing
at the moon with the moon itself."
-Chinese proverb

Isn't it funny how Discordians never come and pester Christians about their absurdity but Christians feel fine pestering Discordians about theirs?

Isn't it funny how every group on this post is Pope and so has Plenary indulgence?

Isn't it funny that Christianity, Islam, Buddhism, Shintoism, and many others can have their stuff taught in religious education lessons but all of them can laugh at the Discordian and say he's saying bollocks?

Why is it not a hate crime to laugh at a Discordians beliefs?
Is it because he laughs at them
(ps he means she, means me, means thee)

How come Christians never call their messiah by his real name.There was no one in ancient Jerusalem Named "Jesus Christ".There was however,a radical and charismatic rabbi who was crucified by the Romans on behast of the Judaic Pharrisees named Yeshua ben Yosef(technically it would probably be ben Yahweh).
The Christains hijacked the legacy of a very wise and beautiful philosipher.
They had the nerve to change his name to"Jesus Christ".Wrote 4 onflicting reports on his life 50 to 60 years after his death .These heathens then went around the globe converting anyone they get their sights on,murdering those who won't convert,stealing their lands,enlaved africans and generally comminting acts of genocide.
I have stated this in another post.We erisians should reclaim "Christ" away from the infidels who desecrate his memory.

It doesn't matter.  You're all right anyway.

Jesus said to his disciples, "Compare me to something and tell me what I am like." They said, "You are the eschatological manifestation of the ground of our being, the ontological foundation of the context of our very selfhood revealed." Jesus said, "What?"

Please read this no matter what you believe
Do you think YOU will pass it on?

muuuuu........

One day Satan, Jesus and Eris were having a conversation. Satan had just come from the Garden of Eden, and he was gloating andf boasting. "Yes, sir, I just caught the world full of people down there. Set me a trap, used bait I knew they couldn't resist. Got 'em all!"

"What are you going to do with them?" Jesus asked.

"Why would you want that bunch of losers anyway?", Eris chimed in sweetly. "They are nothing but a bunch of mindless sheep, constantly whining and praying for 'God' to fix their problems. They're pathetic."

Satan replied, "Oh, I'm gonna have fun! I'm gonna teach them how to marry and divorce each other, how to hate and abuse each other, how to drink and smoke and curse. I'm gonna teach them how to invent guns and bombs and kill each other. I'm really gonna have fun!"

"And what will you do when you get done with them?" Jesus asked.

"Can I watch?" Eris asked.

"Oh, I'll kill 'em," Satan glared proudly.

"Wait a minute," Eris said, "You don't want to kill 'em. Then they won't be amusing anymore. I've got a much better idea."

Satan looked interested, but mostly because he had a secret crush on Eris.


"How much do you want for them?" Jesus asked.

"What are you on about?" Eris asked somewhat perturbed. "Will you stop with all of this Son of God crap?"

Jesus was somewhat taken aback, "Er, well I mean aren't I supposed to do something to save all these people?"

"Save them from what? Themselves? Their natural tendancy toward chaos? Their constant inability to control even their basest emotion? I mean what do you expect to save?" Eris looked at Jesus pointedly and sighed.

"But, thats what my Father wants. I am his only-begotten son, and I should give my life to save the human race from Satan here.... right?" Jesus said, questions beginning to show in his eyes.

"Jesus Christ! Whaat are you thinking? Your Father is some Almighty God, if he really wanted to save people, don't you think he could just kill Satan here?" She looked breifly at Satan, who was suddenly uncomfortable,"No offense, smoky" Eris concluded.

"Err, well there's the whole thing about proving yourself or something. At any rate, HE wishes it to be this way." Jesus was obviously concerned with the direction the conversation was taking.

"How about this," Eris said smiling, "We will con a bunch of gullible humans into writing down that you two did everything you're suppsoed to do. People are sheep, they;ll believe that it happened and we can go do something else. Besides, if people think that God's Son came down to earth, you realize how much chaos that will cause? Everyone will try to follow you their own way, and powerful people will force weaker people to follow you their way. Then groups of powerful people will fight about your beliefs... it'll be great!!!"

Jesus looked disturbed "But, won't there be suffering?"

"Of course," Eris smiled sweetly "But, they're humans there will be suffering no matter what you do. If you go down there and tell people to love each other, they will, and they will give everyone else the choice of loving each other according to their rules, or they will kill them. It doesn't matter what you say."

Satan looked depressed "Damn it all to hell! I spent all this time setting a trap and I caught people who were already damned? That's not fair!"

Eris smiled at the poor horned troublemaker, "Tell ya what, why do the three of us head back to my place, I've got some great Kine Bud that is just ready to smoke, and I made a bong out of the Horsehead Nebula last week. Wanna try it out?"

Jesus and Satan looked at each other, looked at the earth and looked at Eris (who at this point made sure her dress slipped down to expose a little flesh)."I'm sure there is more entertaining stuff to do back at my place," she said sweetly and whisked them off to Limbo.

Jesus and Satan got so stoned that they forgot about the silly humans and their pathetic sheeplike ways. Eris, on the other hand decided to implement her little chaos causing schemes and what we see today is the fault of "She What Done It All".






Isn't it funny how simple it is for people to trash the idea of chaos, when in reality it surrounds every aspect of their life?

Isn't it funny how they will believe that a God Of Love will burn them for eternity, because of being bad for 70 years or so, but won't believe that Eris is just as real (and a lot more fun)?

Isn't it funny how Christians think that everyone wants to go to heaven, which if they thought about it sounds like a very boring place to be?

Isn't it funny how someone can say 'I Believe In God' and someone else can say 'I Believe in God', but then argue ofver which God is right, though neither has seen their God or any definate proof of their God's existance?

Isn't it funny that Christians use dogma instead of logical discussion and critical thinking to base their eentire view of reality?

Are you Laughing?

If not, think about this:

The student came to the Chaos Mage and asked for enlightenment, the Chaos Mage looked at the student and tried to remember the number of times that this student had asked this question. He tried to remember every illustration, parable and myth he had told the student in  order to set him on a decent path of thought.. yet, the student still came asking fdor enlightenment.

The Chaos Mage produced a bottle of everclear and a lighter. He poured the everclear on the student and lit it. Then he went back to the bar for some peace anhd quiet.


Ratatosk, Squirrel of Discord

A man dies and goes to hell. Some demons come and show him around, and it's just like a tropical island in the evening with lots of beach parties and sex in the dunes.
After having a drink or five with Satan himself, he decides to look around a little more, because he can hardly believe that hell is so much fun. Then he discoveres a hidden door which leads to some dark cave full of heat and smoke, filled with the screams of tortured souls, and he sees many men and women being tortured by the devils.
He goes back to Satan and asks him, "What's that cave? Who are those poor souls?"
Satan replies, "Oh, that's just 'em bloody Christians, they like it that way."

Aren't Discordians lovely? They only damn non-belivers to an eternity of Thud, which is just what they'd want anyway.

Ratatosk, your lesson is beautiful indeed. And while I may be more compassionate then said chaos mage, the student prolly had it comin' and he only had himself to blame. Hold on. I better stop before I ripoff Chicago more.
Verthaine, you are very wise. We should get custody of old Yeshua. Hopefully with are esteemed attorney (a cockroach) we will win the trial. but we gotta prepare for the worst, so be ready to call in the cavalry (I have no idea what metaphor I should use. I'm not Max Payne). Hope the custody battle goes well.
Oh, and Herostratus; you're right but [takes on cheesy preacher voice] you will be atahnully damned-a, if you don't buh-leev in the Lord-a!

I was in the process of interveiwing lawyers in Hell(who'd a thought there be so damn many of them there) to take the case,but met with no success.They wanted my soul as payment,and I wasn't going for that .I finally decided on the lawfirm of Eris,Kallisti,and Discordia,Esq. to represent me( I think they used to be called Dewey,Cheatem,and Howe) in the custudy battle.I had them subpeona all pertinent info from heaven and hell,but hell's paperwork is taking a while to arrive.It seems the elevator from hell is broken,so the got their movers(Benedict Arnold,Hitler and Caligula)schlepping up tons and tons of old file boxes up the stair.

Geez,I actually feel sorry for hell.It's overcrowded,Yahweh refuses to fix the a.c.,and poor satan is swamped with paperwork.He is actually thinking of suing Yahweh himself for previding unsafe working conditions.(Satan looks a lot like Rick Moranis/Woody Allen.The centuries and the stress have not been kind to him).He's actually not a Bad Guy,just a poor shlump with a shitty job.He does throw great parties though.He actually wants to get out of his contract with Yahweh,and beome a discordian,but his contract is pretty iron clad.

Satan probably looks a bit like me, then. I'm white, puny, skinny, and half jewish, but I got most of the Jewish features, even if i do have that pale Aryan complexion from my (shouts to Eris Von Tartarus) GERMAN side. Except I'm a teenager. And despite sounding bad on paper, I actually look pretty good if I say so myself.
Verthaine, I wish you the best of luck and maybe some of my lawyer relatives can help you. Hell one of my relatives represented a Commadore!

Quote from: Cthulhu's AdvocateHell one of my relatives represented a Commadore!

I find it hard to believe that a Commadore could get into much trouble.  Hell, they only had 64k of ram.

Riff, you should know the Commadores. Some people are dumber than a brick house...

Jesus saves souls!
Moses invests them!
Buddha redeems them for valuable prizes!
Eris tickles the shit out of them and tells them to get out of the market!

my atari pwnz j0 commadore!

Worship *bump*

jesus never existed he was made up by some pissed monks.
probably just a magican or something.

Basketball Play by Play
by Lee 'nomad' Damon (http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/92q2/moses.html)

"Jesus saves"

"But Moses gets the rebound, he shoots... he scores!"

"That's right Dan, looks like the Testaments are really trampling Jesus and his Gospels here at the Garden tonight. Best crowd we've seen at the Garden in quite a while, too. The Testaments have an 18 point lead, and are gaining."

"Well Jack, the Testaments have done well for the last 40 days. Last week they knocked the sneakers off the Buddhists, and the week before that they trampled the Kaaba. I wouldn't be surprised to see them win the championships this year."

"Paul has the ball, he hands it off to Luke... quick pass to Mark, to Jesus, back to Paul, lay up... hook shot... good!"

"Paul has been doing well tonight, earning 18 of the Gospels' 56 points. Having two cheering sections of Corinthians is really working for him. Jesus has the worst record he's had for a long time, only 10 points all evening. Doesn't look like he'll be changing that water into GatorAde tonight."

"Samson hands off to Noah, back to Samson, back to Noah..  wow, watch that foot work. Noah can sure move his feet for someone 900 years old. Back to Samson, over to Mohammed, back to Noah, up the court to Abraham, over his back hook ... bouncing off the backstop... round the rim ....  in!"

"Wow, that Abraham really likes showing off his knife shots. That one was a close call though, he almost missed the backstop entirely."

"Ya Dan, he's been having problems with that lately. Too flashy for many of the other player's tastes. He seems to like making sacrifice plays."

"Mohammed out, Lot in."

"Luke hands to Paul, over to Matthew, to Mark, back to Matthew, they are working the court carefully... over to... oops, intercepted by Noah! Watch that man dribble! Noah lines up, shoots, a perfect swisher! Another 2 for Noah!"

"Now there's a man who doesn't do anything by halves Jack, unlike his team mate, Solomon."

"True Dan, in fact, he seems to do everything by twos."

"On the other hand, the Gospels only have 3 minutes to make up a 20 point deficit.  Do you think they can do it?"

"I don't know Dan, though Jesus has been able to pull some pretty amazing miracles, this one may be beyond even Him."

"Abraham out, Sheba in."

"Paul to Jesus, over to Luke, back to Jesus, to Paul... to Luke... to Matthew, to Paul... to Mark... back to Jesus again for the lay up, hook shot... looks like he hit the rim, into the backstop, and back in for 2 points!"

"Dan, have you noticed how none of them are taking advantage of the 3 point rule? The Gospels are going to have to if they want to win this game."

"Samson tosses it over to Moses again... to Sheba...  she's been playing real well today, lots of good interception in the first quarter... Sheba hands it to Lot... Lot dribbling slowly, letting time run out, only a few seconds left for him to shoot.... balls up...  saved by Jesus, Moses there to cover, gets the ball back before Jesus can take advantage of it... Moses shoots, its good!"

"Moses seems to always be there to catch those rebounds."

"Yes Jack, the crowd just seems to part for him where ever he goes."

"Oops, looks like one of the ref's has told Jesus something he doesn't like, Jesus has just told him to kiss off."

"The referees, Judas and Herod, want to confer with the Gospels about this, so The Gospels have taken a time out. We'll be right back after this word from our Sponsors; Pope Soap on a Rope, Bernie's Grill, Bar & Mitzvah and Cardinal Cleaning."

Quote from: Cthulhu's AdvocateSatan probably looks a bit like me, then. I'm white, puny, skinny, and half jewish, but I got most of the Jewish features, even if i do have that pale Aryan complexion from my (shouts to Eris Von Tartarus) GERMAN side. Except I'm a teenager. And despite sounding bad on paper, I actually look pretty good if I say so myself.
Verthaine, I wish you the best of luck and maybe some of my lawyer relatives can help you. Hell one of my relatives represented a Commadore!

This reminds me of a T-Shirt I saw the other day.
It read: "I Dig Scrawny Pale Guys".

i dont know a damn thing about sports, evilpoet, but that was damn funny!

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom

Quote from: Cthulhu's AdvocateSatan probably looks a bit like me, then. I'm white, puny, skinny, and half jewish, but I got most of the Jewish features, even if i do have that pale Aryan complexion from my (shouts to Eris Von Tartarus) GERMAN side. Except I'm a teenager. And despite sounding bad on paper, I actually look pretty good if I say so myself.
Verthaine, I wish you the best of luck and maybe some of my lawyer relatives can help you. Hell one of my relatives represented a Commadore!

This reminds me of a T-Shirt I saw the other day.
It read: "I Dig Scrawny Pale Guys".

Heh heh... I'm a pale skinny longhaired androgynous gothboi (often mistaken for a girl when I don't wear a goatee)...

Tequila died for you. So drink up her spirits now!

REMEMBER: KING KONG Died For Your Sins

What sins?

Sins of omission.

I can accept the fact that both Jesus and King Kong died for me, even if they don't know me from Zeus, but what the ringtailed rambling hell is a sin? And why wasn't I informed that I have them? And if people are willing to die for them, does that mean they are valuable enough to trade in for something I can really enjoy?

Quote from: Cthulhu's AdvocateSatan probably looks a bit like me, then. I'm white, puny, skinny, and half jewish, but I got most of the Jewish features, even if i do have that pale Aryan complexion from my (shouts to Eris Von Tartarus) GERMAN side. Except I'm a teenager. And despite sounding bad on paper, I actually look pretty good if I say so myself.

What do you do on paper that is so bad?   :shock:

Anyway, I've seen Jewish guys who would be really hot if they didn't do this weird ringlet thing with their hair.  Maybe that's specific to New York, though.

They don't have Jewfros yet?

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCI can accept the fact that both Jesus and King Kong died for me, even if they don't know me from Zeus, but what the ringtailed rambling hell is a sin? And why wasn't I informed that I have them? And if people are willing to die for them, does that mean they are valuable enough to trade in for something I can really enjoy?

The only sins I worry about are sins of omission. What if I neglect to use my talents, or live my life fully, or encourage others to do so.......to me, those are the only sins worth worrying about.

PS: Maybe you could trade your old (and yet valuable) sins in for new and improved ones.

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCI can accept the fact that both Jesus and King Kong died for me, even if they don't know me from Zeus, but what the ringtailed rambling hell is a sin? And why wasn't I informed that I have them? And if people are willing to die for them, does that mean they are valuable enough to trade in for something I can really enjoy?

The only sins I worry about are sins of omission. What if I neglect to use my talents, or live my life fully, or encourage others to do so.......to me, those are the only sins worth worrying about.

PS: Maybe you could trade your old (and yet valuable) sins in for new and improved ones.

Now there's an idea. I honestly do believe that the only judge we have that matters is ourself. If we fail to do something, it's up to us to something about it. If there is a creator god in some christianimalistic sense, then that guy should be arrested...no wait, we already fired him. Nevermind.

I wonder....are sins on the Dow Jones? How do I know how much I can get for them?

QuoteI wonder....are sins on the Dow Jones? How do I know how much I can get for them?

I wouldn't know.......mine are too valuable to part with....they're what keeps me from deteriorating back into Mormonism, so I treasure them. :twisted:

You do have a most valid point there. I don't think I want to part with mine either, since they're so valuable.

8) Then it's agreed....we keep them. 8)

Well you know if we didn't have Jesus to question would we all be here? Jesus knew that the joke's on us. :oops:

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom8) Then it's agreed....we keep them. 8)

Yay!
I don't care if King Kong and Jesus threw their lives away for our sins. If they are that valuable, then we are keeping them. If only King Kong and Jesus knew that they also had sins and therefore they didn't need to die to get anyone else's.

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom8) Then it's agreed....we keep them. 8)

Yay!
I don't care if King Kong and Jesus threw their lives away for our sins. If they are that valuable, then we are keeping them. If only King Kong and Jesus knew that they also had sins and therefore they didn't need to die to get anyone else's.

There's only one sin: Hurting people. Hurting yourself isn't sinful, just plain stupid.
-- some wiseman, or maybe just some random looney

Ringlets? You mean the Hasidicks. They make Catholics look like freespirted, LSD taking, Orgy participating, fun people(Discordians). No pork, No sex before marriage, no hugging people you're not married to(really), Get married in seperate rooms(also true), wear funny costumes, the list goes on.  Some of my relatives are like that. I feel very sorry for them.
Funny also how I'm one of the few pale people in my family. Guess that's my semi-Aryan side(I'm not really sure what my genes are really.) like I said. I usually stand out in a picnic. Or a synagougue. Y'know, I've never been to church, but temple is obscenely boring, especially because a good deal of it is in Hebrew, which I don't know. than the sermon usually brings up some arrogant crap about the treasures of our heritage, and how we're destined by God to return to the Holy Land. A bunch of bull, really, but I can't imagine church being a lot better what with the whole Jesus shtick(told you I was Jewish) being thrown in your face. It's so hard to vent when so many people take this religion crap so seriously.

There was a holocaust survivor quotes in thne NYTimes:

QuoteThis is the promised Land. It is all around us, always.

SMFabal that's what I'm trying to get at when I say to people time to time "Israel isn't really holy." Why should some place be any holier than another. It's not holy, cuz it is holy, but so is everything else! If God made it all, God loves it all, and God is impartial what's the big deal with all this Holy land shit? You too Muslims.

I agree.....any space can be sacred space.

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomI agree.....any space can be sacred space.

[old grizzled warrior voice]
Na, Lass, all space is sacred, then, now, 'n' f'ever, aye. But 's nay sacred, too.[/old grizzled warrior voice]

I stand corrected.....or not :wink:

my throne room is a great temple...

Actually, I always use the phrase "There is no seperation between the sacred and the profane"

i find profanity sacred myself.

It's all sacred and none of it is sacred, simultaneously. We are the ones who choose to give things meaning. Holylands are just excuses for the same old 'murder-someone-and-take-their-shit' behaviour.

"We create our own gods, our own fates, our own decisions.
And some of the ones we make we live within like a prison.
But if we have the strength to break through the cloudy vision,
We abandon the hate and maybe heaven awaits."
                                                                -Ben Stupid

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCIt's all sacred and none of it is sacred, simultaneously. We are the ones who choose to give things meaning. Holylands are just excuses for the same old 'murder-someone-and-take-their-shit' behaviour.

"We create our own gods, our own fates, our own decisions.
And some of the ones we make we live within like a prison.
But if we have the strength to break through the cloudy vision,
We abandon the hate and maybe heaven awaits."
                                                                -Ben Stupid

that being said, i wonder what the crime rate is like in the greater yorba linda area...

(http://www.chaosmagic.com/message/animedevil.jpg)

Here's your Jesus...dying for you, or something like that! :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :!:

(I posted it on the pics thread too.

(http://killerbutterfly.com/pics/mentos_jesus.jpg)

I just ordered a crucifix off the internet and I swear I'm going to make a sling shot out of it........the impulse is impossible to resist. :twisted:

PS:Maybe I could use it to shoot mentos at people. :wink:

Quote from: horab fibslagermy throne room is a great temple...

Big deal, so you're using your toilet as a discordian altar....

You all need to take Discordianism more seriously...

Quote from: khaganYou all need to take Discordianism more seriously...

Ha ha ha ha ha!!

Quote from: Cthulhu's AdvocateRinglets? You mean the Hasidicks. They make Catholics look like freespirted, LSD taking, Orgy participating, fun people(Discordians). No pork, No sex before marriage, no hugging people you're not married to(really), Get married in seperate rooms(also true), wear funny costumes, the list goes on.  Some of my relatives are like that. I feel very sorry for them.

Me too.  The young men always travel in groups, and whenever I see them they are always accompanied by some old, grizzled Grey-faced man who looks like he's going to take out a nightstick and start beating his charges if they so much as look at a cute girl.  If she happens to look about as Jewish as a Sunday ham, well.  It does make me wish something could be done for them.   :roll:

As for holy land, it's actually really easy to come by.  The Mormons have a chunk of it in Upstate New York--well, had it, until a certain Discordian cabal that I was a member of took it from them about 6 years ago.  So far, they haven't made any move to fight us for it.  It just goes to show what apathy and disinterest can do for you--the Middle East should take that as a lesson.

Quote from: khaganYou all need to take Discordianism more seriously...

You all need to seriously take more Discordianiam ...

Well I look at pretty girls lustfully, and unashamadely! :wink: Maybe they're all *ahem* true "Gentlemen's Men."

Make sin worth it.

http://www.divine-interventions.com/

:twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:

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sorry to link-vomit, just thought it was funny to pass on

remote linking prevented, my sign:
(http://home.nc.rr.com/evomit/churchsign.jpg)

QuoteCreate a Church Sign

Ok - how about 2 church signs. (http://killerbutterfly.com/pics/evilgrin.gif)

(http://killerbutterfly.com/pics/churchsign.jpg)


(http://killerbutterfly.com/pics/churchsign2.jpg)

The Awesomeness flows through every pore of my body. I love this generator!

Muthafuckin Awwwwsome!!!!!

I sold my sins on e-bay.

Quote from: HeDiedForYou"How much?" He asked again.



Satan looked at Jesus and sneered, "All your tears, and all your blood."

"Bob" would have gotten a better price.

Quote from: PenumbralI sold my sins on e-bay.

I know....I bought them.  :twisted:

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom

Quote from: PenumbralI sold my sins on e-bay.

I know....I bought them.  :twisted:

"Bob" would have gotten a better price.

Quote from: Penumbral

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom

Quote from: PenumbralI sold my sins on e-bay.

I know....I bought them.  :twisted:

"Bob" would have gotten a better price.

Yeah......but would he have enjoyed them as much as I do?
I think not.  8)

Quote from: Lord_CaramacThere's only one sin: Hurting people. Hurting yourself isn't sinful, just plain stupid.
-- some wiseman, or maybe just some random looney

Speek for yourself!

Hurting others is inevitable. Intending to do so is another matter...

It's much more fun when you do it on porpoise.

Quote from: erichtoIt's much more fun when you do it on porpoise.

Leave that poor porpoise alone,you sick pervert

You know, I was just reading over this thread again for the hell of it, and suddenly became aware of just how much I loath the holier than thou born again christians that go around trying to shove their beliefs down everyones throat.



I'm still trying to figure out a good way to convince them that god want's them to all go commit suicide.

JUSUS died for YOU!

So what? Am I supposed to die for him?

no, but I do think he want's you to lend him the money for a burger... damn dirty hippy always asking for change or a ride.

Quote from: PenumbralJUSUS died for YOU!

So what? Am I supposed to die for him?

Fair's fair.

Heh...Christians...

(http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/noncgi/smiles/img206.gif)

Quote from: Rev ThwackYou know, I was just reading over this thread again for the hell of it, and suddenly became aware of just how much I loath the holier than thou born again christians that go around trying to shove their beliefs down everyones throat.

Please refer to The Good Reverend Roger's sermon, A Heart Full of Hate, buried somewhere in the "Or Kill Me File".

You are not alone.

Quote from: Rev.Verthaine

Quote from: erichtoIt's much more fun when you do it on porpoise.

Leave that poor porpoise alone,you sick pervert

THE DOLPHIN WANTED IT, JUDGE...LOOK HOW IT WAS DRESSED!

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Rev.Verthaine

Quote from: erichtoIt's much more fun when you do it on porpoise.

Leave that poor porpoise alone,you sick pervert

THE DOLPHIN WANTED IT, JUDGE...LOOK HOW IT WAS DRESSED!

I know. It was all naked and shit.

*laughter, lots of laughter.... "OH! you were serious?  :oops: sorry*

Yeah, ok, i'll foward it  :twisted: your beliefs have a place... ie, in your head, not here. The greatest reaction you can expect to recieve in this forum is  some small amount of antipathy from the fools, and just general 'oh go away'ness. some will argue with you, but whats the point? you are simply aiding their objective in spreading the chaos lad... the strife and arguments, none will convert, if they were that way inclined they wouldn't be here. some here are already christian... and what exactly do you intend to do to them?!

GAHZ! enough of ppl trying to convert me already, even my bf's getting in on tha deal, i do wish they'd stop.

my answer to the author of the thread, if i may quote dobbs "if they can't take a joke, FUCK EM!"

Oh, by the way, what happened to Velvet Jesus?

i dunno but she should come back, she's what we 1337 type folks call uber hot

Quote from: Lord_CaramacOh, by the way, what happened to Velvet Jesus?

At a guess I'd say something like:

Quote from: Lord_CaramacRAAAAR! She's so yummy, I wanna eat her!  :D

Quote from: Guido Finucci

Quote from: Lord_CaramacOh, by the way, what happened to Velvet Jesus?

At a guess I'd say something like:

Quote from: Lord_CaramacRAAAAR! She's so yummy, I wanna eat her!  :D

This is probably the correct answer.

Some of these goons sound no different than frickin' South Side construction workers.

Way to go, dudes.

Hey, I just asked why she changed her hair color! Don't blame me!

"Bob" is ALSO bad for your health.  Hell, look what he does to HIMSELF!

(http://subgenius.com/bigfist/pics10/IMBJR-collection/movies/pink_news_hurtz.gif)

"And now the news..."

This is a great quiz to test your knowledge of the bible!

http://www.ffrf.org/bquiz.html

Also.............the bible prohibits christmas trees!

"Thus saith the Lord, Learn not the way of the heathen, and be not dismayed at the signs of heaven; for the heathen are dismayed at them. For the customs of the people are vain: for one cutteth a tree out of the forest, the work of the hands of the workman, with the axe. They deck it with silver and with gold; they fasten it with nails and with hammers, that it move not. . . . They are altogether brutish and foolish." (Jeremiah 10:2-8 )

Blah!

(The bible scares me!)

I am under the nagging suspicion that the bible was written by Tyler.

Where is Tyler lately, anyway?

I kinda miss our little troll

He is probably writing another religious text that will be passed off as ancient. Or Roger's suid ate him. Or he morphed into Moses.

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCI am under the nagging suspicion that the bible was written by Tyler.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh hugh... You owe me a new bladder for that one...

They sell them in stores like 7-11, you know.

King Kong Died For Your Sins

Quote from: guestKing Kong Died For Your Sins

That'll teach the silly bastard.

Indeed.

We all have are own valuable sins. There's no need to die for anyone else's. Too bad that ape didn't see that.

i think catholism is great, every week you clear your soul and confess your sins, and you get to start all over on Monday!!

QuoteIsn't it funny how the lewd, crude, vulgar and obscene pass freely through cyberspace, but the public discussion of Jesus is suppressed in the school and workplace.

Who let this guy/girl in?

FYI


1. Elijah was crude.

2. Christianity has oppressed people for thousands of years. It was forced on people. Any suppression is due to fairness to other religions that basically same the same thing. I.E. "you reap what you sow" (Karma) "Do unto others" (Confuscious) both Budha and Christ claimed to save the world from death, christians took reincarnation out of the Bible, orthodox Jews still believe in it. Both claimed they faced temptation of worldly desires and resisted.

The suppression thing is like the 10 commandment statue.

Christians say us over everyone else, your tax money should pay for our statues, not yours, and when someone says "that's not fair to the rest of us that have freedom of religion" then the Christians cry "you're suppressing Christianity!"

Christ was quite indignant about religion and the religious leaders of his time. He was anti-establishment, then a bunch of controlling assholes made an establishment that was entirely opposite of what he was talking about, about him.

Now that's some ironic Chaos.

Jesus was the original hippy!

Unlike Budha,  Jesus hung out with hookers.

My kind of messiah.

Well everyone has their own little failings, and that is (ideally) where the next generation picks up from, sadly, not so. buddha's nephew (the one who had too much fun to become a monk) was actually instrumental in convincing him to go easy on the role of women, and Ananda (by all accounts) was quite an even-handed man when it came to women in the monastery.

But that's ancient history.....

Quote from: St. Trollax, ODDWell everyone has their own little failings, and that is (ideally) where the next generation picks up from, sadly, not so. buddha's nephew (the one who had too much fun to become a monk) was actually instrumental in convincing him to go easy on the role of women, and Ananda (by all accounts) was quite an even-handed man when it came to women in the monastery.

But that's ancient history.....

Indeed it is.

QuoteAnanda was born in Kapilavatthu and was the Buddha's cousin, being the son of Amitodana, the brother of the Buddha's father, Suddhodana. It was during the Buddha's first trip back to Kapilavatthu after his enlightenment that Ananda, along with his brother Anuruddha and his cousin Devadatta, became a monk. He proved to be a willing and diligent student and within a year he became a Stream-Winner. The monk's life gave Ananda great happiness and his quiet, unassuming nature meant that he was little noticed by the others until he was selected to be the Buddha's personal attendant. While some people develop the qualities that lead to enlightenment through meditation or study, Ananda did it through the love and concern he had for others. Just before the Buddha attained final Nirvana, Ananda began to cry, saying to himself: "Alas, I am still a learner with much still to do. And the teacher is passing away, he who was so compassionate to me." The Buddha called Ananda into his presence and reassured him that he had developed his mind to a very high degree through his selflessness and love and that if he made just a bit more effort he too would attain enlightenment. [source: The Buddha and His Disciples (http://www.buddhanet.net/e-learning/buddhism/disciples09.htm)]

Yeah, but what does that have to do with hookers?

Spork

Quote from: Tao JonesYeah, but what does that have to do with hookers?

I once read a Zen story about a brothel. *thinks a minute* Other than that loose tie-in, I have no idea.

I think it was St. Augustine, or maybe Francis of Assisi, that said prostitutes are like the sewage system in a castle.

Without them, the shit just builds up in your house.

maybe I could be a Catholic afterall.

It's true. If it weren't for prostitutes, our world leaders would have already plunged us into nuclear hellhole.

Quote from: Tao JonesI think it was St. Augustine, or maybe Francis of Assisi, that said prostitutes are like the sewage system in a castle.

St. Thomas Aquinas was the one who said that. To quote from this article (http://www.echonyc.com/~onissues/su97brock.html):

QuoteProstitutes were a necessary evil, according to the medieval theologian Thomas Aquinas, as they were permitted by God in order to prevent male lust from becoming totally out of control. "Sewers," he noted, "are necessary to guarantee the wholesomeness of palaces." Otherwise, Aquinas worried, "sodomy" and worse crimes might result. While the money paid to prostitutes is paid for an unlawful purpose, according to Aquinas, the giving itself is not unlawful and the woman could retain what she received. In other words, prostitutes protect the "good" women of the family from the demands of male sin.

Thanks for the pragmatic clarrification.

I was raised protestant, never has the Saint bubble gum cards.

(wouldn't trade Thomas' for anything)

You're very welcome Tao Jones.

QuoteI was raised protestant, never has the Saint bubble gum cards.

(wouldn't trade Thomas' for anything)

Save the Saints! Collect the whole set. (http://www.discountcatholicstore.com/chcards.htm) (http://killerbutterfly.com/pics/evilgrin.gif)

I was just joking about that.

That's ridiculous.

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCIt's true. If it weren't for prostitutes, our world leaders would have already plunged us into nuclear hellhole.

Ahem.  The politically correct term is "Tantric Engineers".

Quote from: Tao JonesI was just joking about that.

That's ridiculous.

goddess said the same thing when i asked her about ww2.

Quote from: Horab

Quote from: Tao JonesI was just joking about that.

That's ridiculous.

goddess said the same thing when i asked her about ww2.

What did she say about ww3?

she shrugged, and then started laughing hysterically. then george bush came on the t.v. and she rolle dover and nearly died from laughing. almos thad to give her c.p.r.

Look if the people want war, there ain't shit we can do about it.

That's why she was laughing.

wazzat? Did somebody say War?  I am the resident war monger you know...

The Commander
DIA

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCLook if the people want war, there ain't shit we can do about it.

and if the people don't want war too, apparently.

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCLook if the people want war, there ain't shit we can do about it.

put a bullet in their heads.


call it a war aginst war if you will...

Quote from: EvilPoet

QuoteProstitutes were a necessary evil, according to the medieval theologian Thomas Aquinas, as they were permitted by God in order to prevent male lust from becoming totally out of control. "Sewers," he noted, "are necessary to guarantee the wholesomeness of palaces." Otherwise, Aquinas worried, "sodomy" and worse crimes might result. While the money paid to prostitutes is paid for an unlawful purpose, according to Aquinas, the giving itself is not unlawful and the woman could retain what she received. In other words, prostitutes protect the "good" women of the family from the demands of male sin.

Is there a patron saint of prostitutes?

Quote from: Tao JonesIs there a patron saint of prostitutes?

Mary Magdelene?

dunno if she's canonized tho

Actually yes....Saint Magdalene/Maddalena.

She has a school, too. (http://subgenius.com/bigfist/pics6/portraits/_mms.html)

There are two patron saints of reformed prostitutes: Mary Magdalene (http://www.catholic.org/saints/saint.php?saint_id=83) (who Riff and St. Hugh already mentioned) and Margaret of Cortona (http://www.catholic.org/saints/saint.php?saint_id=234). According to this list (http://en2.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_saints) Mary Magdalene was canonized. Just for point of interest - there are patron saints for reformed alcoholics (Martin of Tours, Matthias) and reformed thieves (Dismas).

There's also reformed reformers.

what about those wholesome practicing ones that Thomas was talking about?

St. Nicholas (http://www.stnicholascenter.org/Brix?pageID=45)

But Jesus also invests....

"Jesus saves. Moses invests."
-Alan King

Oh yeah. Us jews are 100 percent sexy capitalism! On a related note; jews don't control the media- just the courtrooms (Hebrew sass over.)

Quote from: Cthulhu's AdvocateOh yeah. Us jews are 100 percent sexy capitalism! On a related note; jews don't control the media- just the courtrooms (Hebrew sass over.)

Capitalism? Yuck!

That wasn't sarcasm, an insult, or a complaint just some good ol' fashioned Talmudic sass. But to wave away the stereotype, I ain't big into corpacracy myself.

Quote from: Cthulhu's AdvocateThat wasn't sarcasm, an insult, or a complaint just some good ol' fashioned Talmudic sass. But to wave away the stereotype, I ain't big into corpacracy myself.

Heh, I got the joke in that sass and thought it was pretty funny. 8)

QuoteJesus saves. Moses invests.

Mr. Dejesus Saves - Mr. Moshe Invests. Mr. Dejesus saves D&M Sin Stamps and exchanges them for valuble merchandise. Mr. Moshe invests in the company that makes the D&M Sin Stamps and is good friends with the owner - Alfa Mayle. Mr. Mayle not only owns the company that makes the stamps, he also owns all the companies - everywhere. As far as I know nobody except Mr. Moshe has actually seen Alfa Mayle (aka "DaBoss"). All that is really known about him is that he is out there --somewhere-- and supposedly sees all and knows all.

I don't want no saving nor investing....I want some fermenting of the beverages, dammit!

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC....I want some fermenting of the beverages, dammit!

I'd say your best bet would be to look in a bar or a liquor
store - they have lots of fermenting beverages there.

or my refrigerator.............................. oh wait, no, that's fermenting food   :oops:

Jesus may save,but only Eris gives you a 23% return on your initial investment daily. :lol:

Jesus saves and redeems souls for prizes.

Cthulhu saves... he might get hungry later.

Pesky vampires.

Vampires love hearts

hate greeting cards

ambivilant about valentines day

Quote from: Rev.VerthaineJesus may save,but only Eris gives you a 23% return on your initial investment daily. :lol:

I always heard it was Jesus saves but Gretsky scores on the power play.

*Canadian translation*

Quote from: Tao JonesI always heard it was Jesus saves but Gretsky scores on the power play.

*Canadian translation*

Jesus saves... he passes it to Gretzky... Gretzky Shoots... he SCORES!

Or

Jesus saves... he passes it to Moses... Moses shoots... he SCORES!

Who is going to go see "The Passion" so you can watch them nail Jesus up again?

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I'll let you know if it is as it was.
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No one understands why anyone gets nailed to crosses when it's so much easier to start religions by using marketing strategies. But hey, someone's gotta do it.
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The Pope was falsely quoted as saying "It is as it was" after seeing a prescreening.

http://metromix.chicagotribune.com/movies/mmx-0401220485jan23,0,6074897.story?coll=mmx-movies_heds
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I GOT PINKED!!!!

Abolish the Atlantic in 2004

Saw The Passion.

Fliegender kinder schei?üe!!!!!!!!!!!

Most disturbing film I've ever seen.

Starts at the garden and just is a graphic blood bath until his death.

Not much dialog or clever new ground broken adding insight like Last Temptation.

Bloody flesh ripping images over and over making Hellraiser look like a Shirley Temple film.

Wierd astistic license scenes of little kids chasing Judas, and a Raven pecking the bad theif on the cross that doubted Christ.

It was just awkwardly written with good cinematography.

and a brutal portrayal of JC getting the shit kicked out of him.

Bad guys all were obvious, ugly, and had bad teeth.

No duality or reality with the pharisees either.

Don't recomend. Borderline nausiating and pointless.

Quote from: Prince Tao JonesSaw The Passion.

Fliegender kinder schei?üe!!!!!!!!!!!

Most disturbing film I've ever seen.

Starts at the garden and just is a graphic blood bath until his death.

Not much dialog or clever new ground broken adding insight like Last Temptation.

Bloody flesh ripping images over and over making Hellraiser look like a Shirley Temple film.

Wierd astistic license scenes of little kids chasing Judas, and a Raven pecking the bad theif on the cross that doubted Christ.

It was just awkwardly written with good cinematography.

and a brutal portrayal of JC getting the shit kicked out of him.

Bad guys all were obvious, ugly, and had bad teeth.

No duality or reality with the pharisees either.

Don't recomend. Borderline nausiating and pointless.

it hin that's waht he meant to do. most jesus naysayers adn christians alike like ot overlook the rather nasty thigns they did to the poor fucker.

Yeah, but anyone who didn't grow up in the Kalahari Desert kinda knows that.

I mean if they arested the guy and in jail 5 years later, smothered him in his sleep with a pillow, and said he died of the the flu, then we'd all be still saying Zeus Damnit.

Societal divisions in America are at an all time high since the civil war, we didn't need a film like this right now.

Divisiveness never left America. It just gets under-reported from time to time.

Never said America was ever a division free territory.

Just said it's at nearly an all time high.

They're trying to change the constitution to ban gay marriage.

People were totally outraged by JJ's tit on TV.

Right wingers are claiming we've created an atheist country by banning a 10 commandments statue.

Quote from: Prince Tao JonesNever said America was ever a division free territory.

Just said it's at nearly an all time high.

They're trying to change the constitution to ban gay marriage.

People were totally outraged by JJ's tit on TV.

Right wingers are claiming we've created an atheist country by banning a 10 commandments statue.

Yeah. It's the old "blame the godless atheists routine". The Bible was never a foundation for any part of the government. I hate how the Fundies try to twist history.

If the right pawns only knew that most of that isn't ideology as much as re-election propaganda, and religious tv ratings.

Money Money Money!!!!!!!!

Quote from: Prince Tao Jones


People were totally outraged by JJ's tit on TV.

yeah i was too. the amount fo sex ont v is frankly disgusting. i mean i liek sex. i like porn, but tv is so over saturated with sex these days, and to see sex again mixed in with a tv event that is sposed to be for the whole family(as in not jsut the odl man and his freinds gettign drunk, b ut also 8a nd 5 year old kids, who love football, or maybe even don't liek football.

Why is everyone coming down on Janet when it was Justin's hand that exposed it?From my point of view it was a two party offense.Janet didn't expose her breast,Justin did it for her.In certian circles that would be considered sexual assualt.So why is Janet getting all the heat......Wait a minute,I just realized,Janet is black,Justin is white,which one of the two is in the wrong.I am not condoning what THEY did,just the onesided backlash.In many ways,maybe not so evident nowadays,but this country is still AmeriKKKa.

i reckon it was both of em, and mayeb mtv as well. the outfit was obviously designed with the ability to rip off the breast part (that particular one anyway), exposing flesh.

Quote from: Rev.VerthaineWhy is everyone coming down on Janet when it was Justin's hand that exposed it?From my point of view it was a two party offense.Janet didn't expose her breast,Justin did it for her.In certian circles that would be considered sexual assualt.So why is Janet getting all the heat......Wait a minute,I just realized,Janet is black,Justin is white,which one of the two is in the wrong.I am not condoning what THEY did,just the onesided backlash.In many ways,maybe not so evident nowadays,but this country is still AmeriKKKa.

Yup, the Rev is correct.
Funny, I was seeing it as a backlash against a female, while the male who was also involved remained unscathed.
Hadn't considered the black/white issue, but it sure makes sense.
I reckon it's both issues, really.

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom

Quote from: Rev.VerthaineWhy is everyone coming down on Janet when it was Justin's hand that exposed it?From my point of view it was a two party offense.Janet didn't expose her breast,Justin did it for her.In certian circles that would be considered sexual assualt.So why is Janet getting all the heat......Wait a minute,I just realized,Janet is black,Justin is white,which one of the two is in the wrong.I am not condoning what THEY did,just the onesided backlash.In many ways,maybe not so evident nowadays,but this country is still AmeriKKKa.

Yup, the Rev is correct.
Funny, I was seeing it as a backlash against a female, while the male who was also involved remained unscathed.
Hadn't considered the black/white issue, but it sure makes sense.
I reckon it's both issues, really.

I wasn't going down on Janet

Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom

Quote from: Rev.VerthaineWhy is everyone coming down on Janet when it was Justin's hand that exposed it?From my point of view it was a two party offense.Janet didn't expose her breast,Justin did it for her.In certian circles that would be considered sexual assualt.So why is Janet getting all the heat......Wait a minute,I just realized,Janet is black,Justin is white,which one of the two is in the wrong.I am not condoning what THEY did,just the onesided backlash.In many ways,maybe not so evident nowadays,but this country is still AmeriKKKa.

Yup, the Rev is correct.
Funny, I was seeing it as a backlash against a female, while the male who was also involved remained unscathed.
Hadn't considered the black/white issue, but it sure makes sense.
I reckon it's both issues, really.

I didn't think you were.....jsut talking about how America as a whole is down on Janet. :wink:
I wasn't going down on Janet

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom

Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom

Quote from: Rev.VerthaineWhy is everyone coming down on Janet when it was Justin's hand that exposed it?From my point of view it was a two party offense.Janet didn't expose her breast,Justin did it for her.In certian circles that would be considered sexual assualt.So why is Janet getting all the heat......Wait a minute,I just realized,Janet is black,Justin is white,which one of the two is in the wrong.I am not condoning what THEY did,just the onesided backlash.In many ways,maybe not so evident nowadays,but this country is still AmeriKKKa.

Yup, the Rev is correct.
Funny, I was seeing it as a backlash against a female, while the male who was also involved remained unscathed.
Hadn't considered the black/white issue, but it sure makes sense.
I reckon it's both issues, really.

I didn't think you were.....jsut talking about how America as a whole is down on Janet. :wink:
I wasn't going down on Janet

I really wasn't....the reverend is accusing me of something I didn't do...I would have rememberred

Quote from: Rev.VerthaineWhy is everyone coming down on Janet when it was Justin's hand that exposed it?From my point of view it was a two party offense.Janet didn't expose her breast,Justin did it for her.In certian circles that would be considered sexual assualt.So why is Janet getting all the heat......Wait a minute,I just realized,Janet is black,Justin is white,which one of the two is in the wrong.I am not condoning what THEY did,just the onesided backlash.In many ways,maybe not so evident nowadays,but this country is still AmeriKKKa.

i see it as twp people with low music rating trying to get a few more minutes inteh spot light
not black
not white
not guy
'not girl
just too loosers trying to make money

I mean, who in their right or left mind would wear a tear away bra WITH a nipple shielf to something like that UNLESS she intentionally wanted to shown off? that to me just screams PAY ATTENTION TO ME
as for justin, maybe he likes an older lady and is trying to get away from teh jail bait lookin britney adn christian?

Iunno, but to make it a gender/race issue? Im not sure about that...

Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom

Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom

Quote from: Rev.VerthaineWhy is everyone coming down on Janet when it was Justin's hand that exposed it?From my point of view it was a two party offense.Janet didn't expose her breast,Justin did it for her.In certian circles that would be considered sexual assualt.So why is Janet getting all the heat......Wait a minute,I just realized,Janet is black,Justin is white,which one of the two is in the wrong.I am not condoning what THEY did,just the onesided backlash.In many ways,maybe not so evident nowadays,but this country is still AmeriKKKa.

Yup, the Rev is correct.
Funny, I was seeing it as a backlash against a female, while the male who was also involved remained unscathed.
Hadn't considered the black/white issue, but it sure makes sense.
I reckon it's both issues, really.

I didn't think you were.....jsut talking about how America as a whole is down on Janet. :wink:
I wasn't going down on Janet

I really wasn't....the reverend is accusing me of something I didn't do...I would have rememberred

brat :roll:

noone believes me :(

....but at least i have oral sex with janet once in a while....oops

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Quote from: Rev.VerthaineWhy is everyone coming down on Janet when it was Justin's hand that exposed it?From my point of view it was a two party offense.Janet didn't expose her breast,Justin did it for her.In certian circles that would be considered sexual assualt.So why is Janet getting all the heat......Wait a minute,I just realized,Janet is black,Justin is white,which one of the two is in the wrong.I am not condoning what THEY did,just the onesided backlash.In many ways,maybe not so evident nowadays,but this country is still AmeriKKKa.

Yup, the Rev is correct.
Funny, I was seeing it as a backlash against a female, while the male who was also involved remained unscathed.
Hadn't considered the black/white issue, but it sure makes sense.
I reckon it's both issues, really.

I didn't think you were.....jsut talking about how America as a whole is down on Janet. :wink:
I wasn't going down on Janet

I really wasn't....the reverend is accusing me of something I didn't do...I would have rememberred

Den, I wasn't accusing you of anything.I was making a general statement.I had no one in particular in mind when I wrote that post.

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Quote from: Rev.VerthaineWhy is everyone coming down on Janet when it was Justin's hand that exposed it?From my point of view it was a two party offense.Janet didn't expose her breast,Justin did it for her.In certian circles that would be considered sexual assualt.So why is Janet getting all the heat......Wait a minute,I just realized,Janet is black,Justin is white,which one of the two is in the wrong.I am not condoning what THEY did,just the onesided backlash.In many ways,maybe not so evident nowadays,but this country is still AmeriKKKa.

Yup, the Rev is correct.
Funny, I was seeing it as a backlash against a female, while the male who was also involved remained unscathed.
Hadn't considered the black/white issue, but it sure makes sense.
I reckon it's both issues, really.

I didn't think you were.....jsut talking about how America as a whole is down on Janet. :wink:
I wasn't going down on Janet

I really wasn't....the reverend is accusing me of something I didn't do...I would have rememberred

Den, I wasn't accusing you of anything.I was making a general statement.I had no one in particular in mind when I wrote that post.

yes you did, you were comparing me to timberlake

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Quote from: Rev.VerthaineWhy is everyone coming down on Janet when it was Justin's hand that exposed it?From my point of view it was a two party offense.Janet didn't expose her breast,Justin did it for her.In certian circles that would be considered sexual assualt.So why is Janet getting all the heat......Wait a minute,I just realized,Janet is black,Justin is white,which one of the two is in the wrong.I am not condoning what THEY did,just the onesided backlash.In many ways,maybe not so evident nowadays,but this country is still AmeriKKKa.

Yup, the Rev is correct.
Funny, I was seeing it as a backlash against a female, while the male who was also involved remained unscathed.
Hadn't considered the black/white issue, but it sure makes sense.
I reckon it's both issues, really.

I didn't think you were.....jsut talking about how America as a whole is down on Janet. :wink:
I wasn't going down on Janet

I really wasn't....the reverend is accusing me of something I didn't do...I would have rememberred

Den, I wasn't accusing you of anything.I was making a general statement.I had no one in particular in mind when I wrote that post.

i think teh dragen is jaking us,  :lol:

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Quote from: Rev.VerthaineWhy is everyone coming down on Janet when it was Justin's hand that exposed it?From my point of view it was a two party offense.Janet didn't expose her breast,Justin did it for her.In certian circles that would be considered sexual assualt.So why is Janet getting all the heat......Wait a minute,I just realized,Janet is black,Justin is white,which one of the two is in the wrong.I am not condoning what THEY did,just the onesided backlash.In many ways,maybe not so evident nowadays,but this country is still AmeriKKKa.

Yup, the Rev is correct.
Funny, I was seeing it as a backlash against a female, while the male who was also involved remained unscathed.
Hadn't considered the black/white issue, but it sure makes sense.
I reckon it's both issues, really.

I didn't think you were.....jsut talking about how America as a whole is down on Janet. :wink:
I wasn't going down on Janet

I really wasn't....the reverend is accusing me of something I didn't do...I would have rememberred

Den, I wasn't accusing you of anything.I was making a general statement.I had no one in particular in mind when I wrote that post.

yes you did, you were comparing me to timberlake

I did WHAT!?!?!?Funny,I didn't see you rip off Janet Jacksons top off at the Superbowl.I am going to have to review the tapes again.Unless your real name is "Justin"
(Which would explain why you were mistaken in believing I was refering to you when I wrote--
"Why is everyone coming down on Janet when it was Justin's hand that exposed it?"
or maybe you are Justin Timberlake.For shame,for shame.

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Quote from: Rev.VerthaineWhy is everyone coming down on Janet when it was Justin's hand that exposed it?From my point of view it was a two party offense.Janet didn't expose her breast,Justin did it for her.In certian circles that would be considered sexual assualt.So why is Janet getting all the heat......Wait a minute,I just realized,Janet is black,Justin is white,which one of the two is in the wrong.I am not condoning what THEY did,just the onesided backlash.In many ways,maybe not so evident nowadays,but this country is still AmeriKKKa.

Yup, the Rev is correct.
Funny, I was seeing it as a backlash against a female, while the male who was also involved remained unscathed.
Hadn't considered the black/white issue, but it sure makes sense.
I reckon it's both issues, really.

I didn't think you were.....jsut talking about how America as a whole is down on Janet. :wink:
I wasn't going down on Janet

I really wasn't....the reverend is accusing me of something I didn't do...I would have rememberred

Den, I wasn't accusing you of anything.I was making a general statement.I had no one in particular in mind when I wrote that post.

yes you did, you were comparing me to timberlake

I did WHAT!?!?!?Funny,I didn't see you rip off Janet Jacksons top off at the Superbowl.I am going to have to review the tapes again.Unless your real name is "Justin"
(Which would explain why you were mistaken in believing I was refering to you when I wrote--
"Why is everyone coming down on Janet when it was Justin's hand that exposed it?"
or maybe you are Justin Timberlake.For shame,for shame.

I'm not Justin Timberlake - but he didn't go down on Janet, he just used niple clamps on her in public.

Since I'm not a protestant I hope you believe me when I say: "I did not go down on Janet Jackson" (I'm willing to state this whilst under oath)

KING KONG DID NOT DIE FOR YOUR SINS. IT WAS THE SAINT GULIK WHO KILLED YOUR TRUE SACRIFICE.

i ate jesus and king kong and st. gulik. i will eat all.

Quote from: Mighty Cthulu of R'ylehi ate jesus and king kong and st. gulik. i will eat all.

Thank you for eating Jesus.
I hope he was tasty.
Doesn't matter if you ate st. gulik or not.......you just can't kill
those roachy types anyway.

::stabbinates Cthulhu repeatedly::

::sells Cthulhu's body parts to Japanese who then eat them::

Quote from: HeDiedForYouIsn't it funny how the lewd, crude, vulgar and obscene pass freely through cyberspace, but the public discussion of Jesus is suppressed in the school and workplace.

Yes, let's have a big pity party for the poor downtrodden Christians, so horribly abused and repressed and... oh wait.  They're not.  But let's have a party anyway.

i had a discussion about jesus at the workplace once. my boss said i was going to hell. i told him he didn;t understand jesus. then he pumped up the christian rap/rock.  :lol:

I recently had a confrontation with the Christianity. A school colleague is member of the ICF (International Christian Felloship). And because he every day in shool tries to bring me back on the "right" way, I decided to visit one of these special ICF - services. And I was really impressed how much good vibes there were. I am not very sensitive for "vibes" but one must be completely a log if he won't have felt anything there.
Although I was very impressed I wasn't convinced by the Christanity. I felt, that it is not the right way for me to find enlightment, Jesus, God, Tao or Me. Anyway it was a qute good experience. Now I am still searching for myself. And I decided to leave the christian church.
I think it is important to give religion a chance.

FBO - Faith based Organization
FBO - Foul Body Odor

Coincidence or a conspiracy perpetrated by politically correct cabbages

Quote from: part of the ONEI recently had a confrontation with the Christianity. A school colleague is member of the ICF (International Christian Felloship). And because he every day in shool tries to bring me back on the "right" way, I decided to visit one of these special ICF - services. And I was really impressed how much good vibes there were. I am not very sensitive for "vibes" but one must be completely a log if he won't have felt anything there.
Although I was very impressed I wasn't convinced by the Christanity. I felt, that it is not the right way for me to find enlightment, Jesus, God, Tao or Me. Anyway it was a qute good experience. Now I am still searching for myself. And I decided to leave the christian church.
I think it is important to give religion a chance.

We've given religion enough chances for the last 6000 yrs,and where has it gotten us.Fuck religions.I am an erisian because I am sick of people telling me how to worship the Creator.Religion is for people who are afraid to think for themselves.Discordianism is for those who have the balls to say"I know as much about the Creator as any evangelist,pope,rabbi,iman etc.I think for myself,shmucks".

Quote from: Rev.VerthaineWe've given religion enough chances for the last 6000 yrs,and where has it gotten us.Fuck religions.I am an erisian because I am sick of people telling me how to worship the Creator.Religion is for people who are afraid to think for themselves.Discordianism is for those who have the balls to say"I know as much about the Creator as any evangelist,pope,rabbi,iman etc.I think for myself,shmucks".

Thats what ive been trying to say about governments, war, do gooding legumes,etc., etc.,

But no anarchists are children blah blah blah. You try standing up to a redneck texas cop trying to search your vehicle. I was pulled over for a seatbelt violation. i was pushed shoved and handcuffed in the back of the cop car . They didnt make me crack and they searched and i got them suspended. That wasnt enough, long story short i got 2 cops fired but i didnt go through the justice system and it wasnt because of my case. :twisted:  Thats when i became an anarchists my so called civil rights were raped that night. I decided i didnt want any rights granted to me by any government or group of people propping themselves up to be leaders. Freedom will not be doled out to me by a man, radish, or religious code.  :wink:

Quote from: Malignus The MalignantFreedom will not be doled out to me by a man, radish, or religious code.

This reminds me of a book I ran across today while cleaning the bookcases -
"How I Found Freedom in an Unfree World" by Harry Browne.
The author talks about taking one's freedom,
as opposed to asking for and then accepting it from an outside source.

Quote from: HerostratusIsn't it funny how every group on this post is Pope and so has Plenary indulgence?

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BUTT knowing when to use it is the key~!~!~[/b][img]

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Mad Prophet&Penumbral
Mortal"Bob" would have gotten a better price.

PraiseBOB butt watch out for connie

Quote from: Prince Tao JonesUnlike Budha, Jesus hung out with hookers.

My kind of messiah.

not me i'd rather spend seven years under a tree to gain enlightenment over nailed to a tree...

Quote from: EvilPoetJesus saves... he passes it to Gretzky... Gretzky Lookes around buys the Yotes  Shoots... he SCORES!

hahahahaha

Actually the Buddha known as Siddartha Gautama hung out with many hookers. And many hookers have sinced gained enlightenment.

Cthulhu Eats for Your Sins (http://www.geocities.com/tribhis/cthulhutract.html)

I started to read a little in the bible.

I the first few lines I found the first mistake:

1 The book of the generation of Jesus Christ, the son of David, the son of Abraham. 2 Abraham begat Isaac; and Isaac begat Jacob; and Jacob begat Judas and his brethren; 3 And Judas begat Phares and Zara of Thamar; and Phares begat Esrom; and Esrom begat Aram; 4 And Aram begat Aminadab; and Aminadab begat Naasson; and Naasson begat Salmon; 5 And Salmon begat Booz of Rachab; and Booz begat Obed of Ruth; and Obed begat Jesse; 6 And Jesse begat David the king; and David the king begat Solomon of her that had been the wife of Urias; 7 And Solomon begat Roboam; and Roboam begat Abia; and Abia begat Asa; 8 And Asa begat Josaphat; and Josaphat begat Joram; and Joram begat Ozias; 9 And Ozias begat Joatham; and Joatham begat Achaz; and Achaz begat Ezekias; 10 And Ezekias begat Manasses; and Manasses begat Amon; and Amon begat Josias; 11 And Josias begat Jechonias and his brethren, about the time they were carried away to Babylon: 12 And after they were brought to Babylon, Jechonias begat Salathiel; and Salathiel begat Zorobabel; 13 And Zorobabel begat Abiud; and Abiud begat Eliakim; and Eliakim begat Azor; 14 And Azor begat Sadoc; and Sadoc begat Achim; and Achim begat Eliud; 15 And Eliud begat Eleazar; and Eleazar begat Matthan; and Matthan begat Jacob; 16 And Jacob begat Joseph the husband of Mary, of whom was born Jesus, who is called Christ. 17 So all the generations from Abraham to David are fourteen generations; and from David until the carrying away into Babylon are fourteen generations; and from the carrying away into Babylon unto Christ are fourteen generations.


Jesus Christ son of David. hihi it makes me laughing again.

I think one of the biggest reasons why I can never be a christian is because their holy book is so damn boring.Not funny and thought provoking(like the PD),not profound and poetic(like the Tao te Ching),just a 1000 ansd so pages of how fucked up the ancient Jews were,how big of an egotistical tyrant Yahweh was,lots of "Thou shalts" and Thou shalt nots,a few rapes and genocides,and lots of hate anyone who is not a believer.

Quote from: Rev.VerthaineI think one of the biggest reasons why I can never be a christian is because their holy book is so damn boring.Not funny and thought provoking(like the PD),not profound and poetic(like the Tao te Ching),just a 1000 ansd so pages of how fucked up the ancient Jews were,how big of an egotistical tyrant Yahweh was,lots of "Thou shalts" and Thou shalt nots,a few rapes and genocides,and lots of hate anyone who is not a believer.

you are absolutly right. it's the most boring book i've ever started to read. how can anyone be convinced by a book with the same or lower amount of truth like lord of the rings and such a boring style of writing that anyone wo tries to read a bit every evening has eventually found the best medicine against insomnia. never the less i am reading the bible to be able to have a good discussion with this god dude in school.
some collegues just started to claim that i am sinking now and not diving anymore

from my point of view it looks like no one of these christians has ever read a book about other religions that was not published by a christian. and this is the worst thing to do. they don't see that jesus himself brought something new and unknown and all the people who followed him were not at all like the christians today. they would never follow somone who brings a new religion, even if he show them miracles. they will claim that he is sent by the devil or even is the devil himself.

Christians just don't know how to live under anarchist authoritarianism correctly.

Quote from: Prince Tao JonesSaw The Passion.

Fliegender kinder schei?üe!!!!!!!!!!!

Most disturbing film I've ever seen.

Pastor Dies Watching 'Passion of Christ' (http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=4634601&src=eDialog/GetContent&section=news)

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Quote from: part of the ONEI started to read a little in the bible.

I the first few lines I found the first mistake:

1 The book of the generation of Jesus Christ, the son of David, the son of Abraham. 2 Abraham begat Isaac; and Isaac begat Jacob; and Jacob begat Judas and his brethren; 3 And Judas begat Phares and Zara of Thamar; and Phares begat Esrom; and Esrom begat Aram; 4 And Aram begat Aminadab; and Aminadab begat Naasson; and Naasson begat Salmon; 5 And Salmon begat Booz of Rachab; and Booz begat Obed of Ruth; and Obed begat Jesse; 6 And Jesse begat David the king; and David the king begat Solomon of her that had been the wife of Urias; 7 And Solomon begat Roboam; and Roboam begat Abia; and Abia begat Asa; 8 And Asa begat Josaphat; and Josaphat begat Joram; and Joram begat Ozias; 9 And Ozias begat Joatham; and Joatham begat Achaz; and Achaz begat Ezekias; 10 And Ezekias begat Manasses; and Manasses begat Amon; and Amon begat Josias; 11 And Josias begat Jechonias and his brethren, about the time they were carried away to Babylon: 12 And after they were brought to Babylon, Jechonias begat Salathiel; and Salathiel begat Zorobabel; 13 And Zorobabel begat Abiud; and Abiud begat Eliakim; and Eliakim begat Azor; 14 And Azor begat Sadoc; and Sadoc begat Achim; and Achim begat Eliud; 15 And Eliud begat Eleazar; and Eleazar begat Matthan; and Matthan begat Jacob; 16 And Jacob begat Joseph the husband of Mary, of whom was born Jesus, who is called Christ. 17 So all the generations from Abraham to David are fourteen generations; and from David until the carrying away into Babylon are fourteen generations; and from the carrying away into Babylon unto Christ are fourteen generations.


Jesus Christ son of David. hihi it makes me laughing again.

I fail to see the mistake ... help?

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Quote from: part of the ONEI started to read a little in the bible.

I the first few lines I found the first mistake:

1 The book of the generation of Jesus Christ, the son of David, the son of Abraham. 2 Abraham begat Isaac; and Isaac begat Jacob; and Jacob begat Judas and his brethren; 3 And Judas begat Phares and Zara of Thamar; and Phares begat Esrom; and Esrom begat Aram; 4 And Aram begat Aminadab; and Aminadab begat Naasson; and Naasson begat Salmon; 5 And Salmon begat Booz of Rachab; and Booz begat Obed of Ruth; and Obed begat Jesse; 6 And Jesse begat David the king; and David the king begat Solomon of her that had been the wife of Urias; 7 And Solomon begat Roboam; and Roboam begat Abia; and Abia begat Asa; 8 And Asa begat Josaphat; and Josaphat begat Joram; and Joram begat Ozias; 9 And Ozias begat Joatham; and Joatham begat Achaz; and Achaz begat Ezekias; 10 And Ezekias begat Manasses; and Manasses begat Amon; and Amon begat Josias; 11 And Josias begat Jechonias and his brethren, about the time they were carried away to Babylon: 12 And after they were brought to Babylon, Jechonias begat Salathiel; and Salathiel begat Zorobabel; 13 And Zorobabel begat Abiud; and Abiud begat Eliakim; and Eliakim begat Azor; 14 And Azor begat Sadoc; and Sadoc begat Achim; and Achim begat Eliud; 15 And Eliud begat Eleazar; and Eleazar begat Matthan; and Matthan begat Jacob; 16 And Jacob begat Joseph the husband of Mary, of whom was born Jesus, who is called Christ. 17 So all the generations from Abraham to David are fourteen generations; and from David until the carrying away into Babylon are fourteen generations; and from the carrying away into Babylon unto Christ are fourteen generations.


Jesus Christ son of David. hihi it makes me laughing again.

I fail to see the mistake ... help?

Yes you know that the bible tells that Maria gave birth to Jesus and the father was not Joseph it was god. that is why she is worshiped as the virgin mary. and here it is proved that Joseph is a descendant of david.

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Quote from: part of the ONEI started to read a little in the bible.

I the first few lines I found the first mistake:

1 The book of the generation of Jesus Christ, the son of David, the son of Abraham. 2 Abraham begat Isaac; and Isaac begat Jacob; and Jacob begat Judas and his brethren; 3 And Judas begat Phares and Zara of Thamar; and Phares begat Esrom; and Esrom begat Aram; 4 And Aram begat Aminadab; and Aminadab begat Naasson; and Naasson begat Salmon; 5 And Salmon begat Booz of Rachab; and Booz begat Obed of Ruth; and Obed begat Jesse; 6 And Jesse begat David the king; and David the king begat Solomon of her that had been the wife of Urias; 7 And Solomon begat Roboam; and Roboam begat Abia; and Abia begat Asa; 8 And Asa begat Josaphat; and Josaphat begat Joram; and Joram begat Ozias; 9 And Ozias begat Joatham; and Joatham begat Achaz; and Achaz begat Ezekias; 10 And Ezekias begat Manasses; and Manasses begat Amon; and Amon begat Josias; 11 And Josias begat Jechonias and his brethren, about the time they were carried away to Babylon: 12 And after they were brought to Babylon, Jechonias begat Salathiel; and Salathiel begat Zorobabel; 13 And Zorobabel begat Abiud; and Abiud begat Eliakim; and Eliakim begat Azor; 14 And Azor begat Sadoc; and Sadoc begat Achim; and Achim begat Eliud; 15 And Eliud begat Eleazar; and Eleazar begat Matthan; and Matthan begat Jacob; 16 And Jacob begat Joseph the husband of Mary, of whom was born Jesus, who is called Christ. 17 So all the generations from Abraham to David are fourteen generations; and from David until the carrying away into Babylon are fourteen generations; and from the carrying away into Babylon unto Christ are fourteen generations.


Jesus Christ son of David. hihi it makes me laughing again.

I fail to see the mistake ... help?

Yes you know that the bible tells that Maria gave birth to Jesus and the father was not Joseph it was god. that is why she is worshiped as the virgin mary. and here it is proved that Joseph is a descendant of david.

HUH?  David was God?  Or was he God's dad?  Grandfather?

Quote from: The Skeptic's Annotated BibleBoring Genealogies

In 1 Timothy 1:4 (http://www.skepticsannotatedbible.com/1tim/1.html#4) and Titus 3:9 (http://www.skepticsannotatedbible.com/tit/3.html#9) we are told not "to give heed to fables and endless genealogies" and to "avoid foolish questions, and genealogies." Taking that advice, then, you'll want to ignore the following genealogies.

1. Genesis 10:1-32 (http://www.skepticsannotatedbible.com/gen/10.html#1)

2. Genesis 11:10-27 (http://www.skepticsannotatedbible.com/gen/11.html#10)

3. Genesis 36:1-28 (http://www.skepticsannotatedbible.com/gen/36.html#1)

4. 1 Chronicles 1:1 - 9:44 (http://www.skepticsannotatedbible.com/1chr/1.html#1)
(The most boring 9 chapters in the bible)

5. Matthew 1:1-16 (http://www.skepticsannotatedbible.com/mt/1.html#1)

6. Luke 3:23-38 (http://www.skepticsannotatedbible.com/lk/3.html#23)

Quote from: Richard Elliott Friedman, author of "Who Wrote The Bible?","People have been reading the Bible for nearly two thousand years. They have taken it literally, figuratively, or symbolically. They have regarded it as divinely dictated, revealed, or inspired, or as a human creation. They have acquired more copies of it than any other book. It is quoted (and misquoted) more often than other books. It is translated (and mistranslated) more than the others as well. It is called a great work of literature, the first work of history. It is at the heart of Christianity and Judaism. Ministers priests, and rabbis preach it. Scholars spend their lives studying and teaching it in universities and seminaries. People read it, study it, admire it, disdain it, write about it, argue about it, and love it. People have lived by it and died for it. And we do not know who wrote it."

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Quote from: part of the ONEI started to read a little in the bible.

I the first few lines I found the first mistake:

1 The book of the generation of Jesus Christ, the son of David, the son of Abraham. 2 Abraham begat Isaac; and Isaac begat Jacob; and Jacob begat Judas and his brethren; 3 And Judas begat Phares and Zara of Thamar; and Phares begat Esrom; and Esrom begat Aram; 4 And Aram begat Aminadab; and Aminadab begat Naasson; and Naasson begat Salmon; 5 And Salmon begat Booz of Rachab; and Booz begat Obed of Ruth; and Obed begat Jesse; 6 And Jesse begat David the king; and David the king begat Solomon of her that had been the wife of Urias; 7 And Solomon begat Roboam; and Roboam begat Abia; and Abia begat Asa; 8 And Asa begat Josaphat; and Josaphat begat Joram; and Joram begat Ozias; 9 And Ozias begat Joatham; and Joatham begat Achaz; and Achaz begat Ezekias; 10 And Ezekias begat Manasses; and Manasses begat Amon; and Amon begat Josias; 11 And Josias begat Jechonias and his brethren, about the time they were carried away to Babylon: 12 And after they were brought to Babylon, Jechonias begat Salathiel; and Salathiel begat Zorobabel; 13 And Zorobabel begat Abiud; and Abiud begat Eliakim; and Eliakim begat Azor; 14 And Azor begat Sadoc; and Sadoc begat Achim; and Achim begat Eliud; 15 And Eliud begat Eleazar; and Eleazar begat Matthan; and Matthan begat Jacob; 16 And Jacob begat Joseph the husband of Mary, of whom was born Jesus, who is called Christ. 17 So all the generations from Abraham to David are fourteen generations; and from David until the carrying away into Babylon are fourteen generations; and from the carrying away into Babylon unto Christ are fourteen generations.


Jesus Christ son of David. hihi it makes me laughing again.

I fail to see the mistake ... help?

Yes you know that the bible tells that Maria gave birth to Jesus and the father was not Joseph it was god. that is why she is worshiped as the virgin mary. and here it is proved that Joseph is a descendant of david.

HUH?  David was God?  Or was he God's dad?  Grandfather?

dude, it just says buddy begat buddy, husband of mary, mother of. don't say anythign about joseph begating jesus.

it is said that jesus is a descendant of david. called davids son

Quote from: part of the ONEit is said that jesus is a descendant of david. called davids son

Now, wait just a "Bob"damned minute!  I thought he was supposed to be the son of God?

Now he's the son of the David dude?  Was Mary SLEEPING AROUND?  Is THAT what you're trying to say, you blasphemous little man?

I am trying to say that the list of buddy begat buddy.... should lead to mary and not to joseph if they want to call him davids son

Quote from: part of the ONEI am trying to say that the list of buddy begat buddy.... should lead to mary and not to joseph if they want to call him davids son

Who's "they"?   :shock:

don't know who wrote the bible. in this case i think it is this Matthew dude.

1 The book of the generation of Jesus Christ, the son of David, the son of Abraham. 2 Abraham begat Isaac; and Isaac begat Jacob; and Jacob begat Judas and his brethren; 3 And Judas begat Phares and Zara of Thamar; and Phares begat Esrom; and Esrom begat Aram; 4 And Aram begat Aminadab; and Aminadab begat Naasson; and Naasson begat Salmon; 5 And Salmon begat Booz of Rachab; and Booz begat Obed of Ruth; and Obed begat Jesse; 6 And Jesse begat David the king; and David the king begat Solomon of her that had been the wife of Urias; 7 And Solomon begat Roboam; and Roboam begat Abia; and Abia begat Asa; 8 And Asa begat Josaphat; and Josaphat begat Joram; and Joram begat Ozias; 9 And Ozias begat Joatham; and Joatham begat Achaz; and Achaz begat Ezekias; 10 And Ezekias begat Manasses; and Manasses begat Amon; and Amon begat Josias; 11 And Josias begat Jechonias and his brethren, about the time they were carried away to Babylon: 12 And after they were brought to Babylon, Jechonias begat Salathiel; and Salathiel begat Zorobabel; 13 And Zorobabel begat Abiud; and Abiud begat Eliakim; and Eliakim begat Azor; 14 And Azor begat Sadoc; and Sadoc begat Achim; and Achim begat Eliud; 15 And Eliud begat Eleazar; and Eleazar begat Matthan; and Matthan begat Jacob; 16 And Jacob begat Joseph the husband of Mary, of whom was born Jesus, who is called Christ. 17 So all the generations from Abraham to David are fourteen generations; and from David until the carrying away into Babylon are fourteen generations; and from the carrying away into Babylon unto Christ are fourteen generations.

Matthew vs Luke (http://www.skepticsannotatedbible.com/contra/gen_ml.html) - Matthew vs 1 Chronicles (http://www.skepticsannotatedbible.com/contra/gen_mc.html). Which one is right?

Who cares about Jesus?

We need to find Jesus' motorbike or we're all doomed, damned, and diddled.

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCWho cares about Jesus?

We need to find Jesus' motorbike or we're all doomed, damned, and diddled.

Why?  It is a well known fact that Jesus drove a 1972 Vincent Black Shadow, which is more bike than you or I could handle.

Jesus built my hotrod.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCWho cares about Jesus?

We need to find Jesus' motorbike or we're all doomed, damned, and diddled.

Why?  It is a well known fact that Jesus drove a 1972 Vincent Black Shadow, which is more bike than you or I could handle.

I saw it written on a bathroom wall, which makes it about as holy and true as any other thing.

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCI saw it written on a bathroom wall, which makes it about as holy and true as any other thing.

Maybe even more so than most.

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Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCI saw it written on a bathroom wall, which makes it about as holy and true as any other thing.

Maybe even more so than most.

That's just what I was thinking, too.
Seems that people are often at their most honest and holy when they are anonymous.

But on the same thought, maybe the most devious, because they know they will never be found. :?

Yup. That's the beauty of it all.
You just never know fer sher.

But could you know For Sure?

Can't, know fer sher.......but I like a bit of mystery, don't you?

Yeah, but just a bit.  Like having a secret admirer, that's cute.  But waking up blindfolded with someone screaming "Ha, now you'll never know!!"  That's not my thing, really.

Quote from: cyberusYeah, but just a bit.  Like having a secret admirer, that's cute.  But waking up blindfolded with someone screaming "Ha, now you'll never know!!"  That's not my thing, really.

That depends on the circumstances....

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Quote from: cyberusYeah, but just a bit.  Like having a secret admirer, that's cute.  But waking up blindfolded with someone screaming "Ha, now you'll never know!!"  That's not my thing, really.

That depends on the circumstances....

Okay, Hugh......I want to hear more about the circumstances in which that would be a good thing.

Maybe it does, and maybe it doesn't.

To each their own.

Or is it?

Or isn't it?

Maybe it is, maybe it is not.

Still, it depends upon the circumstances, mates.

Maybe it doesn't depend on the circumstances.  Maybe on the stantialcircums

Quote from: cyberusMaybe it doesn't depend on the circumstances.  Maybe on the stantialcircums

Hmmm......I always thought stantialcircums were kind of undependable.

Only if you don't.

Quote from: cyberusOnly if you don't.

Don't what?

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom

Quote from: cyberusOnly if you don't.

Don't what?

That.

Oh.....That.

You don't mean this, do you?

Quote from: AdverblustYou don't mean this, do you?

Nope.

Just that.

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Quote from: AdverblustYou don't mean this, do you?

Nope.

Just that.

That's the thing about St Hugh.
He almost always means exactly what he says.
Except when he doesn't. :twisted:

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC

Quote from: AdverblustYou don't mean this, do you?

Nope.

Just that.

That's the thing about St Hugh.
He almost always means exactly what he says.
Except when he doesn't. :twisted:

i knwo exactly what you mean. pesonally i say what i say and mean what i mean. not my fault if the two are not related.

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Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom

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Quote from: AdverblustYou don't mean this, do you?

Nope.

Just that.

That's the thing about St Hugh.
He almost always means exactly what he says.
Except when he doesn't. :twisted:

i knwo exactly what you mean. pesonally i say what i say and mean what i mean. not my fault if the two are not related.

Good. I'm glad someone understood what I meant when I said that.
8)

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Quote from: horab

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Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC

Quote from: AdverblustYou don't mean this, do you?

Nope.

Just that.

That's the thing about St Hugh.
He almost always means exactly what he says.
Except when he doesn't. :twisted:

i knwo exactly what you mean. pesonally i say what i say and mean what i mean. not my fault if the two are not related.

Good. I'm glad someone understood what I meant when I said that.
8)

Night of the Living Metaquotes!

....

....BOO

Nooooo!!!!!!!!
Anything but endless Metaquotes.

Forgot I had this buried deep in the files of the Church of Eris .It is based on a painting of a black Jesus.It is called Discordian Jesus.

(http://verthaine.sphosting.com/discordianjesus.bmp)

Many of the teachings of Christ makes more sense if you realize that as an Essene,he had access to ancient(for him,anyway) teachings and practices of Shecinah,the feminine equivelent of YHWH.Many of the common hebrews of that time worshiped Shecinah as much as YHWH.Her worship was brutally oppressed by the Hebrew priesthood and military.All mentiopn of her was stricken from most of the records,her shrines and alters destroyed.The "God in the New Testement is not the same God as the God of the Old testement.I think Yeshua had to say "the father"(as opposed to the "Mother") to get his message across.If he had said "the mother,they would of crucified him a lot sooner then they did.

Eris has revealed to me that she was in fact Shecinah(she was also YHWH,but was drunk at the time).We of the Church of Eris declare the PFKAM(prophet formally known as Messiah) Jesus Christ to be renamed Yeshua ban Shecinah,and placed in our canon of "REALLY COOL DUDES AND DUDETTES".

That post made me happy.
Thank you.  8)

Quote from: Rev.VerthaineMany of the teachings of Christ makes more sense if you realize that as an Essene,he had access to ancient(for him,anyway) teachings and practices of Shecinah,the feminine equivelent of YHWH.Many of the common hebrews of that time worshiped Shecinah as much as YHWH.Her worship was brutally oppressed by the Hebrew priesthood and military.All mentiopn of her was stricken from most of the records,her shrines and alters destroyed.The "God in the New Testement is not the same God as the God of the Old testement.I think Yeshua had to say "the father"(as opposed to the "Mother") to get his message across.If he had said "the mother,they would of crucified him a lot sooner then they did.

Eris has revealed to me that she was in fact Shecinah(she was also YHWH,but was drunk at the time).We of the Church of Eris declare the PFKAM(prophet formally known as Messiah) Jesus Christ to be renamed Yeshua ban Shecinah,and placed in our canon of "REALLY COOL DUDES AND DUDETTES".

On a semi-serious note. Is shecinah related to Enlil in any way? Are they the same person? Because the confusing part is, Jehova had a wife, that people often confuse with Enlil, but on the one hand he threw Enlil out. Meanwhile of course Enlil is still mentioned as being around Jehova. So... did he marry his sister? and why was his brother OK with that?

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Because he died for our pins.

Quote from: Y.M. HutIf Jesus couldn't save himself, how in the world can he save me?

He was secure enough in hes believe system and was able to escape the world as it is.... but I see where your comeing from.

Quote from: Cthulhu's AdvocateIsn't it funny that the Goddess made Greyfaces?(on her period really. Side they make themselves.)
Isn't it funny how one mans dogma is another man's humor?(Both the same for Erisians)
Isn't it funny you thought you'd save souls but now people think you work for The Man?
Isn't it funny how people get beaurucratic about the mysteries of nature?(courtesy of Shewutdunitall)
Isn't it funny how they made fun of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy on the last Episode of South Park?

this is all funny

Quote from: riffIsn't it funny how religious people can zealously worship and follow someone, without paying the least bit of attention to his actual teachings and beliefs?

Isn't it funny how Jesus pointed at the stars, and everyone worships the finger?

there was a finger?!?!?

Quote from: St. Trollax, ODDIsn't it funny how we can hijack this topic any time we want?

i guess... it's not really anymore funny then anytime we hijack a topic.

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Quote from: riffIsn't it funny how religious people can zealously worship and follow someone, without paying the least bit of attention to his actual teachings and beliefs?

Isn't it funny how Jesus pointed at the stars, and everyone worships the finger?

there was a finger?!?!?

If you don't pay the least bit of attention to the actual beliefs and teachings of the person you worship and follow, then you aren't really worshiping or following them.

Quote from: HerostratusIsn't it funny how Discordians never come and pester Christians about their absurdity but Christians feel fine pestering Discordians about theirs?

Isn't it funny how every group on this post is Pope and so has Plenary indulgence?

Isn't it funny that Christianity, Islam, Buddhism, Shintoism, and many others can have their stuff taught in religious education lessons but all of them can laugh at the Discordian and say he's saying bollocks?

Why is it not a hate crime to laugh at a Discordians beliefs?
Is it because he laughs at them
(ps he means she, means me, means thee)

I actually have been pestered by discordians for my christian beliefs...but in response... I don't see that guys one post.... only one post as pestering.... oh well... I guess some people just have a hypersensitivity to these things.

Quote from: Rev.VerthaineHow come Christians never call their messiah by his real name.There was no one in ancient Jerusalem Named "Jesus Christ".There was however,a radical and charismatic rabbi who was crucified by the Romans on behast of the Judaic Pharrisees named Yeshua ben Yosef(technically it would probably be ben Yahweh).
The Christains hijacked the legacy of a very wise and beautiful philosipher.
They had the nerve to change his name to"Jesus Christ".Wrote 4 onflicting reports on his life 50 to 60 years after his death .These heathens then went around the globe converting anyone they get their sights on,murdering those who won't convert,stealing their lands,enlaved africans and generally comminting acts of genocide.
I have stated this in another post.We erisians should reclaim "Christ" away from the infidels who desecrate his memory.

four conflicting reports... have you ever had four people talk about the same person before... this to me seems to be proof that this man existed...(and are you meaning to imply that Julius ceaser is not worth learning about because we don't call him buy his "true name" )yes great wrongs have been done in his name... have you read c.s. lewis on this very issue?!?!?

Quote from: EvilPoetJesus said to his disciples, "Compare me to something and tell me what I am like." They said, "You are the eschatological manifestation of the ground of our being, the ontological foundation of the context of our very selfhood revealed." Jesus said, "What?"

he continued to go on by saying... "I am a verb you morons...I'm hungry and this time it is about the bread."

Quote from: RatatoskPlease read this no matter what you believe
Do you think YOU will pass it on?

muuuuu........

One day Satan, Jesus and Eris were having a conversation. Satan had just come from the Garden of Eden, and he was gloating andf boasting. "Yes, sir, I just caught the world full of people down there. Set me a trap, used bait I knew they couldn't resist. Got 'em all!"

"What are you going to do with them?" Jesus asked.

"Why would you want that bunch of losers anyway?", Eris chimed in sweetly. "They are nothing but a bunch of mindless sheep, constantly whining and praying for 'God' to fix their problems. They're pathetic."

Satan replied, "Oh, I'm gonna have fun! I'm gonna teach them how to marry and divorce each other, how to hate and abuse each other, how to drink and smoke and curse. I'm gonna teach them how to invent guns and bombs and kill each other. I'm really gonna have fun!"

"And what will you do when you get done with them?" Jesus asked.

"Can I watch?" Eris asked.

"Oh, I'll kill 'em," Satan glared proudly.

"Wait a minute," Eris said, "You don't want to kill 'em. Then they won't be amusing anymore. I've got a much better idea."

Satan looked interested, but mostly because he had a secret crush on Eris.


"How much do you want for them?" Jesus asked.

"What are you on about?" Eris asked somewhat perturbed. "Will you stop with all of this Son of God crap?"

Jesus was somewhat taken aback, "Er, well I mean aren't I supposed to do something to save all these people?"

"Save them from what? Themselves? Their natural tendancy toward chaos? Their constant inability to control even their basest emotion? I mean what do you expect to save?" Eris looked at Jesus pointedly and sighed.

"But, thats what my Father wants. I am his only-begotten son, and I should give my life to save the human race from Satan here.... right?" Jesus said, questions beginning to show in his eyes.

"Jesus Christ! Whaat are you thinking? Your Father is some Almighty God, if he really wanted to save people, don't you think he could just kill Satan here?" She looked breifly at Satan, who was suddenly uncomfortable,"No offense, smoky" Eris concluded.

"Err, well there's the whole thing about proving yourself or something. At any rate, HE wishes it to be this way." Jesus was obviously concerned with the direction the conversation was taking.

"How about this," Eris said smiling, "We will con a bunch of gullible humans into writing down that you two did everything you're suppsoed to do. People are sheep, they;ll believe that it happened and we can go do something else. Besides, if people think that God's Son came down to earth, you realize how much chaos that will cause? Everyone will try to follow you their own way, and powerful people will force weaker people to follow you their way. Then groups of powerful people will fight about your beliefs... it'll be great!!!"

Jesus looked disturbed "But, won't there be suffering?"

"Of course," Eris smiled sweetly "But, they're humans there will be suffering no matter what you do. If you go down there and tell people to love each other, they will, and they will give everyone else the choice of loving each other according to their rules, or they will kill them. It doesn't matter what you say."

Satan looked depressed "Damn it all to hell! I spent all this time setting a trap and I caught people who were already damned? That's not fair!"

Eris smiled at the poor horned troublemaker, "Tell ya what, why do the three of us head back to my place, I've got some great Kine Bud that is just ready to smoke, and I made a bong out of the Horsehead Nebula last week. Wanna try it out?"

Jesus and Satan looked at each other, looked at the earth and looked at Eris (who at this point made sure her dress slipped down to expose a little flesh)."I'm sure there is more entertaining stuff to do back at my place," she said sweetly and whisked them off to Limbo.

Jesus and Satan got so stoned that they forgot about the silly humans and their pathetic sheeplike ways. Eris, on the other hand decided to implement her little chaos causing schemes and what we see today is the fault of "She What Done It All".






Isn't it funny how simple it is for people to trash the idea of chaos, when in reality it surrounds every aspect of their life?

Isn't it funny how they will believe that a God Of Love will burn them for eternity, because of being bad for 70 years or so, but won't believe that Eris is just as real (and a lot more fun)?

Isn't it funny how Christians think that everyone wants to go to heaven, which if they thought about it sounds like a very boring place to be?

Isn't it funny how someone can say 'I Believe In God' and someone else can say 'I Believe in God', but then argue ofver which God is right, though neither has seen their God or any definate proof of their God's existance?

Isn't it funny that Christians use dogma instead of logical discussion and critical thinking to base their eentire view of reality?

Are you Laughing?

If not, think about this:

The student came to the Chaos Mage and asked for enlightenment, the Chaos Mage looked at the student and tried to remember the number of times that this student had asked this question. He tried to remember every illustration, parable and myth he had told the student in  order to set him on a decent path of thought.. yet, the student still came asking fdor enlightenment.

The Chaos Mage produced a bottle of everclear and a lighter. He poured the everclear on the student and lit it. Then he went back to the bar for some peace anhd quiet.


Ratatosk, Squirrel of Discord

this one is the closest of them... remember it's not just the christians.... but at least it was funny.

Quote from: cockroachfactori dont know a damn thing about sports, evilpoet, but that was damn funny!

I agree with you on this... ( yours was the shorter post and was nearby).... this guy is a natural.... funny stuff guy.

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom

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Quote from: riffIsn't it funny how religious people can zealously worship and follow someone, without paying the least bit of attention to his actual teachings and beliefs?

Isn't it funny how Jesus pointed at the stars, and everyone worships the finger?

there was a finger?!?!?

If you don't pay the least bit of attention to the actual beliefs and teachings of the person you worship and follow, then you aren't really worshiping or following them.

that i understand.... but this whole time I was looking at the moon I forgot that there was a finger and that it was perfect in it's individuality.... continues to look at the moon.

:P

my daughter never looks at the finger while it's pointin at the moon...



I hope someday that she will be able to look at both...

some will use the finger to divert your eyes to the moon while they do something sinister elsewhere ( misdirection)

others honestly don't understand why you would prefer to look at them while there is such a beautiful moon...

others will point at the moon to get you to look at the finger... ( parables)


eat some daisies and all will be fine howard fine

::wanders off contemplating his finger::

Quote from: gnimbley::wanders off contemplating his finger::

gnomes always fall for that one... Bella look ... I told you that we'd be able to get him to do it... where is my cookie?!?!?

Quote from: chaosgravessome will use the finger to divert your eyes to the moon while they do something sinister elsewhere ( misdirection)

others honestly don't understand why you would prefer to look at them while there is such a beautiful moon...

others will point at the moon to get you to look at the finger... ( parables)

And some just poke you in the eye with it.  



owie.

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Quote from: chaosgravessome will use the finger to divert your eyes to the moon while they do something sinister elsewhere ( misdirection)

others honestly don't understand why you would prefer to look at them while there is such a beautiful moon...

others will point at the moon to get you to look at the finger... ( parables)

And some just poke you in the eye with it.  



owie.

yeah... but I was trying to keep that one a secret for now.

Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferis

Quote from: gnimbley::wanders off contemplating his finger::

gnomes always fall for that one... Bella look ... I told you that we'd be able to get him to do it... where is my cookie?!?!?

Wow........you told me it would work.
And you were right. :P

I gotcha cookie right here, CG.

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom

Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferis

Quote from: gnimbley::wanders off contemplating his finger::

gnomes always fall for that one... Bella look ... I told you that we'd be able to get him to do it... where is my cookie?!?!?

Wow........you told me it would work.
And you were right. :P

I gotcha cookie right here, CG.

That reminds me....now are you reminded as well?

It's too bad I am all out of cookies at the moment...

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Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom

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Quote from: gnimbley::wanders off contemplating his finger::

gnomes always fall for that one... Bella look ... I told you that we'd be able to get him to do it... where is my cookie?!?!?

Wow........you told me it would work.
And you were right. :P

I gotcha cookie right here, CG.

That reminds me....now are you reminded as well?

Reminds you of what?

Yes, it's a shame for anyone to be out of cookies.
My sister, Zorga, has giant sugar cookies with white frosting and colored sprinkles on them.

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom

Quote from: OwnerofMalsssAppendix

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom

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Quote from: gnimbley::wanders off contemplating his finger::

gnomes always fall for that one... Bella look ... I told you that we'd be able to get him to do it... where is my cookie?!?!?

Wow........you told me it would work.
And you were right. :P

I gotcha cookie right here, CG.

That reminds me....now are you reminded as well?

Reminds you of what?

Yes, it's a shame for anyone to be out of cookies.
My sister, Zorga, has giant sugar cookies with white frosting and colored sprinkles on them.

A deal made long ago....

The deal where you owe me a cookie in exchange for the appendix you so recently lost?

Precisely.

I never forget cookies.

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomI never forget cookies.

I never forget a pussy.

For example, this one Cat, at the Humane Society I used to work at, name of Alexander, white persian, with blue eyes, so he's deaf.  Wonderful cat.  Had a problem with biting, though.

And Cinders.  Nice black cat.  Had a URI (Upper Respritory Infection) when he was kitten that left him blind.  He's the sweetest, most hyper feline I have ever met.

And Hugo.  Fat, Fat Hugo.  Weighed 18 pounds when we got him in, more than my Shih Tzus weigh.  He needed a Diet, bad.

Quote from: Compositus Confusio

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomI never forget cookies.

I never forget a pussy.

For example, this one Cat, at the Humane Society I used to work at, name of Alexander, white persian, with blue eyes, so he's deaf.  Wonderful cat.  Had a problem with biting, though.

And Cinders.  Nice black cat.  Had a URI (Upper Respritory Infection) when he was kitten that left him blind.  He's the sweetest, most hyper feline I have ever met.

And Hugo.  Fat, Fat Hugo.  Weighed 18 pounds when we got him in, more than my Shih Tzus weigh.  He needed a Diet, bad.

I'm a cat person fer sher.
I have five kitties at the moment:

NummyMuffinKooKooButter
Ramona
Alice Cooper
Triangle
SliverNoseSilverToes

Nummy is the mama and she's a teeny little thing - very hyper and bossy.
The other four are her grownup offspring and they're huge big lazy cats.
Totally terrified of their itsy bitsy mother.

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom

Quote from: Compositus Confusio

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomI never forget cookies.

I never forget a pussy.

For example, this one Cat, at the Humane Society I used to work at, name of Alexander, white persian, with blue eyes, so he's deaf.  Wonderful cat.  Had a problem with biting, though.

And Cinders.  Nice black cat.  Had a URI (Upper Respritory Infection) when he was kitten that left him blind.  He's the sweetest, most hyper feline I have ever met.

And Hugo.  Fat, Fat Hugo.  Weighed 18 pounds when we got him in, more than my Shih Tzus weigh.  He needed a Diet, bad.

I'm a cat person fer sher.
I have five kitties at the moment:

NummyMuffinKooKooButter
Ramona
Alice Cooper
Triangle
SliverNoseSilverToes

Nummy is the mama and she's a teeny little thing - very hyper and bossy.
The other four are her grownup offspring and they're huge big lazy cats.
Totally terrified of their itsy bitsy mother.

I hate the cats I live with.  None of them clean themselves.

Yuck.

My cats are really clean, and they're sweet.
Triangle broke his leg three years ago and I took him to work with me so I could care for him during the day.
He was so good that when I quit, my coworkers wanted me to leave him with them.

I had an outside kitty, too, but my ex caught her and took her to the pound and I didn't find out in time to save her.  :cry:

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomYuck.

My cats are really clean, and they're sweet.
Triangle broke his leg three years ago and I took him to work with me so I could care for him during the day.
He was so good that when I quit, my coworkers wanted me to leave him with them.

I had an outside kitty, too, but my ex caught her and took her to the pound and I didn't find out in time to save her.  :cry:

I'm sorry to hear that.

I know what the pounds can be like.  Here in Gainesville we're lucky -- We're getting the animal population under control.

Back where I used to live, in spartanburg south carolina, over ten thousand animals a year are being put down.

Thank you, it made me really sad because she was such a sweet cat.
I'd even had her neutered, although she didn't want to be tamed.

We have a really good program here to keep the population down.
The local vets give a significant price reduction on any wild cat one brings in to be neutered.
Then they tag their ears with an ID # and turn them loose again.

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomThank you, it made me really sad because she was such a sweet cat.
I'd even had her neutered, although she didn't want to be tamed.

We have a really good program here to keep the population down.
The local vets give a significant price reduction on any wild cat one brings in to be neutered.
Then they tag their ears with an ID # and turn them loose again.

Is it called Operation Catnip, perchance?

No, but it should be.
That's great. :twisted:

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomNo, but it should be.
That's great. :twisted:

Ah.  We have two groups down here:

Operation Catnip, which traps strays and spays/neuters them, and No More Homeless Pets, which works on the adoptions end.

My cat was wild... hopefully he'll stay alive when he goes back out into the wilds again (if that ever happens) He's been adjusting to indoor life very well...

Quote from: St. Trollax, ODDMy cat was wild... hopefully he'll stay alive when he goes back out into the wilds again (if that ever happens) He's been adjusting to indoor life very well...

Is he doing okay with the move you just made?

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom

Quote from: St. Trollax, ODDMy cat was wild... hopefully he'll stay alive when he goes back out into the wilds again (if that ever happens) He's been adjusting to indoor life very well...

Is he doing okay with the move you just made?

so far...
he wants to go outside though... which won't happen for another week or so... I spoke to a vet though and got some suggestions...

Yeah, as long as you leave him in for a while, he should be able to get used to the new house.
Plus Harley seems really smart and capable, anyway.

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomYeah, as long as you leave him in for a while, he should be able to get used to the new house.
Plus Harley seems really smart and capable, anyway.

well the shifty bugger knows how to use a catbox, but he doesn't act like it when he doesn't have to... he prefers to go outside, but he knows exactly what they're for...

cats would be super dangerous if they had oposable thumbs

we would not be needed anymore

Quote from: Malaulcats would be super dangerous if they had oposable thumbs

we would not be needed anymore

Cats rule the world anyway.

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC

Quote from: Malaulcats would be super dangerous if they had oposable thumbs

we would not be needed anymore

Cats rule the world anyway.

That's just what they want you to think.

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC

Quote from: Malaulcats would be super dangerous if they had oposable thumbs

we would not be needed anymore

Cats rule the world anyway.

that they do...

you are all purrrrrrfectly correct

wasn't the bible writen by people who thought the earth was flat?

I saw somebody mention the leviticus 'man with a man as with a woman' thing.

Apparently, that's a mistranslation. The hebrew word in there (can't remember what it was) is translated as 'bed' or 'couch' about 50 times in the KJV. In that verse, however, homophobia has morphalized the translation.

It supposedly really said something like 'a man should not lie with another man in his wife's bed.'

After I learn Greek, I'll learn Hebrew and check it out. (Not in this decade.)

I'm more of a dog person...

Quote from: bob-owasn't the bible writen by people who thought the earth was flat?

no the bible was written in times where the majority of the people thought that the earth was flat. the writers of the bible knew better but decided that it was better to play into popular misconception then to be lynched.

Quote from: null-n-voidI saw somebody mention the leviticus 'man with a man as with a woman' thing.

Apparently, that's a mistranslation. The hebrew word in there (can't remember what it was) is translated as 'bed' or 'couch' about 50 times in the KJV. In that verse, however, homophobia has morphalized the translation.

It supposedly really said something like 'a man should not lie with another man in his wife's bed.'

After I learn Greek, I'll learn Hebrew and check it out. (Not in this decade.)

yeah yeah yeah ... something like that... I never understood those that beleieve that christianity has anything to do against homosexuality but then again I'm a christian.

Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferis

Quote from: null-n-voidI saw somebody mention the leviticus 'man with a man as with a woman' thing.

Apparently, that's a mistranslation. The hebrew word in there (can't remember what it was) is translated as 'bed' or 'couch' about 50 times in the KJV. In that verse, however, homophobia has morphalized the translation.

It supposedly really said something like 'a man should not lie with another man in his wife's bed.'

After I learn Greek, I'll learn Hebrew and check it out. (Not in this decade.)

yeah yeah yeah ... something like that... I never understood those that beleieve that christianity has anything to do against homosexuality but then again I'm a christian.

surely it has nothign to do with sodom and gamorha?

\in fact i'm quit esure if you went up to a priest fella from isreal who had been workign with the original hebrew all his life and asked if homosexcuality was ok accoring to his version, he'd start laughing and telling you that if yaweh had a hell you'd be going straight to it.

biob-o , the world is flat. get over it.

Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferis...I'm a christian.

Just curious, why? What makes you think Christianity is any truer than Hinduism, Islam, et al.?

I can never understand why people who are aware of the brainwashing remain Christian. I used to be Christian, but soon I realized that the only reason I was Christian was because I had been brainwashed since I was born. God had never 'spoken' to me. I had never felt the Holy Spirit. The argument that the Bible was auto-true didn't make sense: other religions have their own 'divinely inspired' scriptures. The only reason I was Christian was because I was born in a Christian family. If I had been born in a Muslim family, I'd be a Muslim. If I had been born in a Shintoist family, I'd be Shintoist.

So my question, again, is: why Christianity over the rest?

because like you said, brainwashed.

Quote from: Citizen Fibslagersurely it has nothign to do with sodom and gamorha?

\in fact i'm quit esure if you went up to a priest fella from isreal who had been workign with the original hebrew all his life and asked if homosexcuality was ok accoring to his version, he'd start laughing and telling you that if yaweh had a hell you'd be going straight to it.

biob-o , the world is flat. get over it.

The problem in sodom and gamorha was humans haveing intimate sexual relations with angels...

and of course this priest would also answer without any social conventions( like his cultures mainstream values or the morals of his parents the pressure of his peers.) discolouring his vision?!?!?

love the If yaweh had a hell line... ( 1-800-JHV-HELL heeehehehhehhee)


blessed be.

Quote from: null-n-void

Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferis...I'm a christian.

Just curious, why? What makes you think Christianity is any truer than Hinduism, Islam, et al.?

I can never understand why people who are aware of the brainwashing remain Christian. I used to be Christian, but soon I realized that the only reason I was Christian was because I had been brainwashed since I was born. God had never 'spoken' to me. I had never felt the Holy Spirit. The argument that the Bible was auto-true didn't make sense: other religions have their own 'divinely inspired' scriptures. The only reason I was Christian was because I was born in a Christian family. If I had been born in a Muslim family, I'd be a Muslim. If I had been born in a Shintoist family, I'd be Shintoist.

So my question, again, is: why Christianity over the rest?

Oh i'm sorry are you asking me this on a Discordian board?!?!?

So you were raised discordian?!?!?

Or is the question " why Do you still believe in the truth even though people can use the truth to brainwash"?!?!?

so you are asking me about my believes based on your personal experience?!?!?

So because of the fact that other religions have divinely inspired text's means the divinely inspired text I mainly use is wrong?!?!?

I have also on this board talked about being buddist, how come no one has asked me these questions about being buddist?!?!?


and last and not least I was raised in a household that practices animist shamanism... so yes that is also a part of my background... but I fail to see what that has to do with my chosen religion.


blessed be.

Quote from: null-n-void

Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferis...I'm a christian.

Just curious, why? What makes you think Christianity is any truer than Hinduism, Islam, et al.?

I can never understand why people who are aware of the brainwashing remain Christian. I used to be Christian, but soon I realized that the only reason I was Christian was because I had been brainwashed since I was born. God had never 'spoken' to me. I had never felt the Holy Spirit. The argument that the Bible was auto-true didn't make sense: other religions have their own 'divinely inspired' scriptures. The only reason I was Christian was because I was born in a Christian family. If I had been born in a Muslim family, I'd be a Muslim. If I had been born in a Shintoist family, I'd be Shintoist.

So my question, again, is: why Christianity over the rest?

oooopppps. I forgot to address another point you asked about... Have I ever said that Christianity is any truer than Hinduism, Islam, et al.?
I don't recall this but please point it out to me if I have.

JESUS ON THE DASHBOARD!!!  

Quote from: Malignus The MalignantJESUS ON THE DASHBOARD!!!  

how did he get there?!?!?... I thought he was in jail!

weird.

There is a big difference between being in a religion,and being religious.
Mal-2 and Lord Omar warn about making discordianism a religion,but never said that we erisians can't be religious.We erisians can be followers of Jesus,buddha,Ralph the head of lettuce(anyone remember Exator from Mork and Mindy?), and anyone else we draw inspiration from is alright with Eris.
Discordianism is the only TRUE Faith,and all religions are discordian by nature.

Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferisOh i'm sorry are you asking me this on a Discordian board?!?!?

So you were raised discordian?!?!?

No, as I said, I was raised Christian.

Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferisOr is the question " why Do you still believe in the truth even though people can use the truth to brainwash"?!?!?

No, the question was 'why do you choose Christianity'?

Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferisso you are asking me about my believes based on your personal experience?!?!?

Who else's experience would I base anything on?

Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferisSo because of the fact that other religions have divinely inspired text's means the divinely inspired text I mainly use is wrong?!?!?

No. That rant wasn't directed at you, it was directed at those who tell me to believe in the Bible because it is the Word of God. I was just curious why you chose to be Christian, as I can currently find no reason to do so.

Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferisI have also on this board talked about being buddist, how come no one has asked me these questions about being buddist?!?!?

I dunno. I'll try to remember to persecute you for being Buddhist, if you want.

Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferisoooopppps. I forgot to address another point you asked about... Have I ever said that Christianity is any truer than Hinduism, Islam, et al.?
I don't recall this but please point it out to me if I have.

I apologize. I meant to just ask you why you picked Christianity. I ended up ranting about the reasons others have given me.

But I'd still like to know, why have you chosen Christianity?

No need for extraneous exclamation points.

Quote from: null-n-voidNo need for extraneous exclamation points.

so what?!?!? there's no need for any of the post you just made... but you did it... oh well.

Quote from: null-n-voidNo, as I said, I was raised Christian.

so why did you bring up the family raising someone as a basis for MY choice of religion?!?!?I mean considering you said it your self that you were raised in it but are no longer one.

Quote from: null-n-voidNo, the question was 'why do you choose Christianity'?

Quote from: null-n-voidI can never understand why people who are aware of the brainwashing remain Christian.

this was not a question. this is a statement...or is the question " why Do you still believe in the truth even though people can use the truth to brainwash"?!?!?

Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferisso you are asking me about my believes based on your personal experience?!?!?

Quote from: null-n-void
Who else's experience would I base anything on?

Granted. why would you base your believes on someone elses experiences?!?!? I mean that would make no sense... so as you have said this is to ask as to why I'm a christian... why tell me about your experiences, they have nothing to do with my decision.

Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferisSo because of the fact that other religions have divinely inspired text's means the divinely inspired text I mainly use is wrong

Quote from: null-n-voidNo. That rant wasn't directed at you, it was directed at those who tell me to believe in the Bible because it is the Word of God. I was just curious why you chose to be Christian, as I can currently find no reason to do so

I am unsure as to why you included this in your statment as I have never told you that... and I don't believe that there are any others around here that subscribe to the believes that you are addressing... ( know your audience)and I am a little confused by someone that is on a discordian forum page getting all hung up over reason... but that is your right.

Quote from: null-n-void

Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferisI have also on this board talked about being buddist, how come no one has asked me these questions about being buddist?!?!?

I dunno. I'll try to remember to persecute you for being Buddhist, if you want.

I don't remember asking to be persecuted in the first place... and remember that is your word for it not mine... you appearently will persecute me regardless of my fealings on the matter. and I'm pretty much ok with that I'm pretty used to knee jerk spiritual bashing.

Quote from: null-n-voidBut I'd still like to know, why have you chosen Christianity?

hhhmmmm... you know I really don't feel comfortable talking this one over with you and frankly this is something that I feel is only important between me my creator and my saviour in the blood the lord Jesus Christ...


blessed be.

Very funny
Was that a jake?

Quote from: AbsoluteAtaxiaVery funny
Was that a jake?

while I agree that it was funny no good jake is ever followed by the words was that a jake....

Alright, one more time I will say that

Quote from: II can never understand why people who are aware of the brainwashing remain Christian. I used to be Christian, but soon I realized that the only reason I was Christian was because I had been brainwashed since I was born. God had never 'spoken' to me. I had never felt the Holy Spirit. The argument that the Bible was auto-true didn't make sense: other religions have their own 'divinely inspired' scriptures. The only reason I was Christian was because I was born in a Christian family. If I had been born in a Muslim family, I'd be a Muslim. If I had been born in a Shintoist family, I'd be Shintoist.

was NOT about you. Don't get angry, it's OK. I just felt like talking. Which doesn't seem that strange to me, considering the purpose of this place.

The only thing in my post that was directed to you was the question, which I stated twice.

If you do not wish to answer, that's fine. I was just curious, didn't mean to make you all grumpy.

Now I guess I'll respond to individual parts of what you said. I don't have anything better to do.

Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferisso why did you bring up the family raising someone as a basis for MY choice of religion?!?!?I mean considering you said it your self that you were raised in it but are no longer one.

Again, that was just a misunderstanding. I did not mean to imply that you were only Christian because you were born into a Christian family. I was just commenting on why I was originally Christian.

Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferisI am unsure as to why you included this in your statment as I have never told you that... and I don't believe that there are any others around here that subscribe to the believes that you are addressing... ( know your audience)and I am a little confused by someone that is on a discordian forum page getting all hung up over reason... but that is your right.

Again, I thought talking to no specific person was acceptable on a forum (how else would new topics be started?).

Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferisI don't remember asking to be persecuted in the first place... and remember that is your word for it not mine... you appearently will persecute me regardless of my fealings on the matter. and I'm pretty much ok with that I'm pretty used to knee jerk spiritual bashing.

I intended that remark with sarcasm. I did not, by any means, intend to spiritually bash you.

Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferisso what?!?!? there's no need for any of the post you just made... but you did it... oh well.

Sorry. I was just saying that there was no need for the animosity, it was only a misunderstanding. As for the 'no need for my post', I will again question the purpose of this forum. What is it for, in your opinion? I see it is not acceptable for me to record my thoughts here.



[edit]I see you say you thought the conversation was funny. If you weren't really getting grumpy and I just misinterpreted your response, I apologize. I really didn't want to fight with you.[/edit]

Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferishhhmmmm... you know I really don't feel comfortable talking this one over with you and frankly this is something that I feel is only important between me my creator and my saviour in the blood the lord Jesus Christ...

Why didn't you say so in the first palce? :mrgreen:

I say, good on ya.

Me, I've personally experienced only the Goddess Voice, but that's me.

A woman was interviewing various religious leaders on the creation/evolution debate in schools went to talk to a buddhist priest. She asked him if he believed that creation or evolution should be taught in schools. to which he replied.
"I am watering the grass because it is dying"



*pisses on Null-n-void and Chaosgraves*

I am watering you because you are going gray.

Quote from: SMFabalMe, I've personally experienced only the Goddess Voice, but that's me.

i haven't experienced ANY voices :( oh well.

Quote from: Slartibartfast

Quote from: SMFabalMe, I've personally experienced only the Goddess Voice, but that's me.

i haven't experienced ANY voices :( oh well.

You poor thing.  I love it when the voices get into arguements.

Quote from: Compositus Confusio

Quote from: Slartibartfast

Quote from: SMFabalMe, I've personally experienced only the Goddess Voice, but that's me.

i haven't experienced ANY voices :( oh well.

You poor thing.  I love it when the voices get into arguements.

at least they stop bothering you then. I can incite them to kill each other, which is good. Only the canniest of neuroses survive that way, and ultimately they're smart enough to realise that working with you is beneficial to their memetic survival.

Quote from: St. Trollax, ODD

Quote from: Compositus Confusio

Quote from: Slartibartfast

Quote from: SMFabalMe, I've personally experienced only the Goddess Voice, but that's me.

i haven't experienced ANY voices :( oh well.

You poor thing.  I love it when the voices get into arguements.

at least they stop bothering you then. I can incite them to kill each other, which is good. Only the canniest of neuroses survive that way, and ultimately they're smart enough to realise that working with you is beneficial to their memetic survival.

You just had to bring Memes into this, didn't you?

Quote from: Compositus Confusio

Quote from: St. Trollax, ODD

Quote from: Compositus Confusio

Quote from: Slartibartfast

Quote from: SMFabalMe, I've personally experienced only the Goddess Voice, but that's me.

i haven't experienced ANY voices :( oh well.

You poor thing.  I love it when the voices get into arguements.

at least they stop bothering you then. I can incite them to kill each other, which is good. Only the canniest of neuroses survive that way, and ultimately they're smart enough to realise that working with you is beneficial to their memetic survival.

You just had to bring Memes into this, didn't you?

>:D  >:D  >:D  >:D  >:D  >:D  >:D  >:D  >:D  >:D  >:D  >:D  >:D  >:D  >:D  >:D  >:D  >:D  >:D  >:D  >:D  >:D  >:D

memes are fascinating. trollax have you read "the electric meme" by some author? i doesn't actually talk about memes much, it spends the whole book trying to logically decide if they actuallly DO EXIST or not (since all other books just assume they do). kind of interesting read.

Quote from: Slartibartfastmemes are fascinating. trollax have you read "the electric meme" by some author? i doesn't actually talk about memes much, it spends the whole book trying to logically decide if they actuallly DO EXIST or not (since all other books just assume they do). kind of interesting read.

nope... I got a book on proto-memetics (it predates 'the selfish gene' in other words) that I haven't gotten around to reading. My room is full of books, and I've yet to read most of them... but one of these days...

i need to buy some more books to read. i was thinking of buying a CD collection called Robert Anton Wilson Explains Everything- just 9 hours of RAW talking about stuff.

Quote from: Slartibartfasti need to buy some more books to read. i was thinking of buying a CD collection called Robert Anton Wilson Explains Everything- just 9 hours of RAW talking about stuff.

I want the foamy DVD, and that's about it :D

FOAMY HAS A DVD??????

Quote from: SlartibartfastFOAMY HAS A DVD??????

the first 40 episodes (no lnger available from the vault) for only $16.99 US plus p & h.

Quote from: Slartibartfasti need to buy some more books to read. i was thinking of buying a CD collection called Robert Anton Wilson Explains Everything- just 9 hours of RAW talking about stuff.

read the wheel of time. such a good series. i'd tell mreo about it, but i don't want to give anythign away.

Read 'A Short History of Nearly Everything' by Bill Bryson.

Quote from: null-n-voidAlright, one more time I will say that

Quote from: II can never understand why people who are aware of the brainwashing remain Christian. I used to be Christian, but soon I realized that the only reason I was Christian was because I had been brainwashed since I was born. God had never 'spoken' to me. I had never felt the Holy Spirit. The argument that the Bible was auto-true didn't make sense: other religions have their own 'divinely inspired' scriptures. The only reason I was Christian was because I was born in a Christian family. If I had been born in a Muslim family, I'd be a Muslim. If I had been born in a Shintoist family, I'd be Shintoist.

was NOT about you. Don't get angry, it's OK. I just felt like talking. Which doesn't seem that strange to me, considering the purpose of this place.

The only thing in my post that was directed to you was the question, which I stated twice.

yes you did say it twice once at the begining and once at the end of the post... any wonder why I thought all the stuff in the middle was to me as well...

your reasons for all the stuff maybe valid... but please forgive me for thinking that it was directed to me rather then just being random comment.

Quote from: null-n-void
If you do not wish to answer, that's fine. I was just curious, didn't mean to make you all grumpy.

you didn't make me grumpy... I just refused to answer. I didn't realize that when people didn't get what they wanted that means I'm grumpy... this is going to be a hard one for me to deal with but I will make it through.

Now I guess I'll respond to individual parts of what you said. I don't have anything better to do.

Quote from: null-n-void

Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferisso why did you bring up the family raising someone as a basis for MY choice of religion?!?!?I mean considering you said it your self that you were raised in it but are no longer one.

Again, that was just a misunderstanding. I did not mean to imply that you were only Christian because you were born into a Christian family. I was just commenting on why I was originally Christian.

I get that... and now I also understand how it happened the stuff in the middle wasn't directed at me.

Quote from: null-n-void

Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferisI am unsure as to why you included this in your statment as I have never told you that... and I don't believe that there are any others around here that subscribe to the believes that you are addressing... ( know your audience)and I am a little confused by someone that is on a discordian forum page getting all hung up over reason... but that is your right.

Again, I thought talking to no specific person was acceptable on a forum (how else would new topics be started?).

you are right but again I thought the question at the begining and the question at the end was directed at me... how foolish I was to believe the middle portion was as well

Quote from: null-n-void

Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferisI don't remember asking to be persecuted in the first place... and remember that is your word for it not mine... you appearently will persecute me regardless of my fealings on the matter. and I'm pretty much ok with that I'm pretty used to knee jerk spiritual bashing.

I intended that remark with sarcasm. I did not, by any means, intend to spiritually bash you.

thats ok it happens.

Quote from: null-n-void

Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferisso what?!?!? there's no need for any of the post you just made... but you did it... oh well.

Sorry. I was just saying that there was no need for the animosity, it was only a misunderstanding. As for the 'no need for my post', I will again question the purpose of this forum. What is it for, in your opinion? I see it is not acceptable for me to record my thoughts here.

the explanation shows intense emotion... I hadn't realized till I read you post right here that you thought it meant animosity... none was intended. I don't understand why you are questioning the purpose of this forum... but that is your right. I don't understand why my opinion as to why it is here is important as well. I don't know why you don't think it is acceptable for you to post here but it shouldn't have anything to do with my comment that there is no need for your post comment. because frankly there is no need for me to post... and there is no need for me to use "excessive" explanation points, but I still use them!!!!!



[edit]I see you say you thought the conversation was funny. If you weren't really getting grumpy and I just misinterpreted your response, I apologize. I really didn't want to fight with you.[/edit]

thats ok it happens



blessed be

Quote from: SMFabal

Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferishhhmmmm... you know I really don't feel comfortable talking this one over with you and frankly this is something that I feel is only important between me my creator and my saviour in the blood the lord Jesus Christ...

Why didn't you say so in the first palce? :mrgreen:

I say, good on ya.

Me, I've personally experienced only the Goddess Voice, but that's me.

I use the word god as I use the word actor... in the sense of not being associated with gender just the role.

Quote from: St. Trollax, ODDA woman was interviewing various religious leaders on the creation/evolution debate in schools went to talk to a buddhist priest. She asked him if he believed that creation or evolution should be taught in schools. to which he replied.
"I am watering the grass because it is dying"



*pisses on Null-n-void and Chaosgraves*

I am watering you because you are going gray.

like an earl.

pokes the jesus in the eye.


SEE WHAT YOU FUCKIN CAUSED!

Quote from: Malignus The Malignantpokes the jesus in the eye.


SEE WHAT YOU FUCKIN CAUSED!

dude you missed the other four eyes... what are you thinking.

Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferislike an earl.

Like an earl?

earl:
(http://www1.ncdc.noaa.gov/pub/data/images/hurr-earl-19980902-g8ir.gif)

Grey Earl

(http://www.teacaddy.czi.cz/images/caddies/Twi0544b.jpg)

Tom EARL Petty

(http://www.sssbella.com/tom2.bmp)

:lulz:

 :cramstipated:

Why would you bump this shit???

Quote from: Cthulhu's Advocate on October 25, 2003, 04:08:27 AM
Isn't it funny that the Goddess made Greyfaces?(on her period really. Side they make themselves.)
Isn't it funny how one mans dogma is another man's humor?(Both the same for Erisians)
Isn't it funny you thought you'd save souls but now people think you work for The Man?
Isn't it funny how people get beaurucratic about the mysteries of nature?(courtesy of Shewutdunitall)
Isn't it funny how they made fun of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy on the last Episode of South Park?

NM.  I see that this thread quickly took a turn for the AWESOME!

Quote from: Iason Ouabache on August 15, 2008, 08:40:29 AM

Quote from: Cthulhu's Advocate on October 25, 2003, 04:08:27 AM
Isn't it funny that the Goddess made Greyfaces?(on her period really. Side they make themselves.)
Isn't it funny how one mans dogma is another man's humor?(Both the same for Erisians)
Isn't it funny you thought you'd save souls but now people think you work for The Man?
Isn't it funny how people get beaurucratic about the mysteries of nature?(courtesy of Shewutdunitall)
Isn't it funny how they made fun of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy on the last Episode of South Park?

NM.  I see that this thread quickly took a turn for the AWESOME!

I saw that more as taking a turn for the worse.

Quote from: HeDiedForYou on October 24, 2003, 11:36:46 PM
Please read this no matter what you believe
Do you think YOU will pass it on???




ummmmmm..............
One day Satan and Jesus were having a conversation. Satan had just come from the Garden of Eden, and he was gloating and boasting. "Yes, sir, I just caught the world full of people down there. Set me a trap, used bait I knew they couldn't resist. Got 'em all!"



"What are you going to do with them?" Jesus asked.



Satan replied, "Oh, I'm gonna have fun! I'm gonna teach them how to marry and divorce each other, how to hate and abuse each other, how to drink and smoke and curse. I'm gonna teach them how to invent guns and bombs and kill each other. I'm really gonna have fun!"



"And what will you do when you get done with them?" Jesus asked.



"Oh, I'll kill 'em," Satan glared proudly.



"How much do you want for them?" Jesus asked.


"Oh, you don't want those people. They ain't no good. Why, you'll take them and they'll just hate you. They'll spit on you, curse you and kill you! You don't want those people!"



"How much?" He asked again.



Satan looked at Jesus and sneered, "All your tears, and all your blood."



Jesus said, "DONE!" Then He paid the price.



Isn't it funny how simple it is for people to trash GOD and then wonder why the world's going to HELL.



Isn't it funny how we believe what the newspapers say, but question what the Bible says.



Isn't it funny how everyone wants to go to heaven provided they do not have to believe, think, say, or do anything the Bible says. Or is it scary?

Isn't it funny how someone can say "I believe in GOD" but still follow Satan (who, by the way, also "believes" in GOD).

Isn't it funny how you can send a thousand jokes through
Email and they spread like wildfire, but when you start sending messages regarding the Lord, people think twice about sharing.

Isn't it funny how the lewd, crude, vulgar and obscene pass freely through cyberspace, but the public discussion of Jesus is suppressed in the school and workplace.
Isn't it funny how someone can be so fired up for Christ on Sunday, but be an invisible Christian the rest of the week.

Are you laughing?
Isn't it funny how when you go to forward this message, you will not send it to many on your address list because you're not sure what they believe, or what they will think of you for sending it to them.

Isn't it funny how I can be more worried about what other people think of me than what GOD thinks of me.

Will YOU pass this on?... I did

Sorry, I ain't passing this on. I'm a bloody atheist, and I don't believe in your bullshit theory of "heaven" and "hell".

Psst.  Check the date that it was posted.

What's 5 years between asshats? 

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 26, 2008, 07:39:01 PM
What's 5 years between asshats? 

I'm not an asshat. I'm a penis sombrero.

...

Quote from: evangelikevin on August 26, 2008, 08:28:03 PM

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 26, 2008, 07:39:01 PM
What's 5 years between asshats? 

I'm not an asshat. I'm a penis sombrero.

(http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m257/YOMAMASONCRAKROK/sombrero.jpg)

:lulz:

Has anyone ever figured out how to get toothpaste back into the tube? 

Quote from: Ale on August 26, 2008, 08:49:37 PM

Quote from: evangelikevin on August 26, 2008, 08:28:03 PM

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 26, 2008, 07:39:01 PM
What's 5 years between asshats? 

I'm not an asshat. I'm a penis sombrero.

(http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m257/YOMAMASONCRAKROK/sombrero.jpg)

:lulz: :lulz:

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 26, 2008, 08:54:56 PMHas anyone ever figured out how to get toothpaste back into the tube? 

A. with a series of trucks?

B. turn the tube inside-out, smear the toothpaste on the outside, turn back outside-in

C. videotape a Colgate commercial : toothpaste in the tube!

D. Tooth, ctrl-X, Tube, ctrl-V ?

E. if lube=rape, then tube=tape, therefore, black ducttape. unless it's like the 5th time in one night.

Quote from: triple zero on August 27, 2008, 02:24:17 PM

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 26, 2008, 08:54:56 PMHas anyone ever figured out how to get toothpaste back into the tube? 

A. with a series of trucks?

B. turn the tube inside-out, smear the toothpaste on the outside, turn back outside-in

C. videotape a Colgate commercial : toothpaste in the tube!

D. Tooth, ctrl-X, Tube, ctrl-V ?

E. if lube=rape, then tube=tape, therefore, black ducttape. unless it's like the 5th time in one night.

:potd::potd::potd:

I'm not sure I understand E. 

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 27, 2008, 04:56:55 PM
I'm not sure I understand E. 

E seems to be the prime way to get it back into the tube.

what the cock is this shit.


except for 000's tube n paste thingy. that's win.

Quote from: triple zero on August 28, 2008, 02:37:35 AM

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 27, 2008, 04:56:55 PM
I'm not sure I understand E. 

E seems to be the prime way to get it back into the tube.

Yeah, but I still don't get it. 

Quote from: Iason Ouabache on August 15, 2008, 08:32:48 AM

Why would you bump this shit???

I was looking at it and thought to myself, "if I were only four years old, I wouldn't have even started school and this poor thread is already dead." I spent much time reflecting this and realized that when the singularity occurs, our new computerized master will probably kill humans that have not been sympathetic to their online creations. Since I already help animals when I have a chance, I figured, "why not a poor lonely thread?" Maybe I'll score some points with our computerized c@$hm@ster G0d. So, I bumped it and ran off to look at some Pr0N.

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 28, 2008, 01:41:51 PM

Quote from: triple zero on August 28, 2008, 02:37:35 AM

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 27, 2008, 04:56:55 PM
I'm not sure I understand E. 

E seems to be the prime way to get it back into the tube.

Yeah, but I still don't get it. 

maybe if ducttape isn't the answer you seem to be asking the wrong question, in some sense?

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 28, 2008, 01:41:51 PM

Quote from: triple zero on August 28, 2008, 02:37:35 AM

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 27, 2008, 04:56:55 PM
I'm not sure I understand E. 

E seems to be the prime way to get it back into the tube.

Yeah, but I still don't get it. 

Did you really miss that one, Name?

Well I got the E Prime pun, I still don't get the option E in 000's original post.  But I'm probably overthinking it or something. 

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 29, 2008, 02:17:16 PM
Well I got the E Prime pun, I still don't get the option E in 000's original post.  But I'm probably overthinking it or something. 

okay, to be honest, i was just ducttaping a couple of board memes together into nonsense. it's LMNO that gave it POTD. so he can explain what the funny is about it, (cause i don't really know, really)

Surely by now, if there was any funny, I've killed it. 

Sorry bout that. 

(http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g298/cacamartin/not-funny-dead-clown.jpg)

(http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/373/roflbotl1iqxd2.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

 :wink:

Quote from: Ale on August 26, 2008, 08:49:37 PM

Quote from: evangelikevin on August 26, 2008, 08:28:03 PM

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 26, 2008, 07:39:01 PM
What's 5 years between asshats? 

I'm not an asshat. I'm a penis sombrero.

(http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m257/YOMAMASONCRAKROK/sombrero.jpg)

I can't believe you actually found a picture of that.....

it's not that hard, in fact.

see, given that the internet reached infinity in the fall of 2006, the act of looking for information can be equated with the act of creating it.

therefore,

seek and thee shalt findeth

and of course,

Nomen est Omen!

or, as Cram would put it:

(http://img377.imageshack.us/img377/1504/nomiestomibw1.jpg)

Hmm.... So the Internet is actually a good embodiment of Chaos?

hell yeah it "is"

Here's a good piece from the Liber FruFru, which sums up a few of my feelings on the matter:

QuoteThe Infiltration of the Internet
The Internet is the most significant development in the evolution of human civilization since the printing press. The Printing press increased the comunicative power of the individual. The internet gives the individual INFINITE potential for power of communication. The Net will become the storehouse of all human knowledge and history. It will become out immortal memory, and our second brain. (Good cause my first one isnt working too well, stupid blue screens). The Net is the soil in which our future will grow. Dont let THEM have control of The Net is the Sacred HIgh Seas of our world; The last bastion of true free range anarchy. Like the pirate seas of old, it is under constant attack by Greyface and his anal-retentive phalanx of Order-Mongers. Tjese attacks come in the form of Anti-Pornography Bills, corporate copyright lawsuits and the corruption of software companies, usally with money. The aim of this campaign is to stifle the Internet in it's infancy and forever reign it under the callous thumb of those currently in power; Greyface and the Lot.

NOW IS THE TIME TO FIGHT! You can be part of the Immortal Battle! If you wish, you can make it your SACRED DUTY AND OBLIGATION TO FIGHT THE FORCES OF TYRANNY AND OPPRESSION to fight the forces of Dark Helmet's tyranny and oppression on the great frontier that is the net. We will applaud you. If we win, we will se a future flooded with the light of FREE INFORMATION and STFU TROLL. The hoarders; the Info-Lords, will be out of a job and forced to work for a living. Copyright laws will evaporate and the artists of the world will find themselves at the total mercy of their public. So they better behave themselfs.


(Did you know that one of the Old time Piracy's favorite ventures was freeing slave ships? Many of the freed slaves joined on as pirates and saved further ships.)

Quote from: Cramulus on September 02, 2008, 06:40:49 PM
hell yeah it "is"

Here's a good piece from the Liber FruFru, which sums up a few of my feelings on the matter:

QuoteThe Infiltration of the Internet
The Internet is the most significant development in the evolution of human civilization since the printing press. The Printing press increased the comunicative power of the individual. The internet gives the individual INFINITE potential for power of communication. The Net will become the storehouse of all human knowledge and history. It will become out immortal memory, and our second brain. (Good cause my first one isnt working too well, stupid blue screens). The Net is the soil in which our future will grow. Dont let THEM have control of The Net is the Sacred HIgh Seas of our world; The last bastion of true free range anarchy. Like the pirate seas of old, it is under constant attack by Greyface and his anal-retentive phalanx of Order-Mongers. Tjese attacks come in the form of Anti-Pornography Bills, corporate copyright lawsuits and the corruption of software companies, usally with money. The aim of this campaign is to stifle the Internet in it's infancy and forever reign it under the callous thumb of those currently in power; Greyface and the Lot.

NOW IS THE TIME TO FIGHT! You can be part of the Immortal Battle! If you wish, you can make it your SACRED DUTY AND OBLIGATION TO FIGHT THE FORCES OF TYRANNY AND OPPRESSION to fight the forces of Dark Helmet's tyranny and oppression on the great frontier that is the net. We will applaud you. If we win, we will se a future flooded with the light of FREE INFORMATION and STFU TROLL. The hoarders; the Info-Lords, will be out of a job and forced to work for a living. Copyright laws will evaporate and the artists of the world will find themselves at the total mercy of their public. So they better behave themselfs.


(Did you know that one of the Old time Piracy's favorite ventures was freeing slave ships? Many of the freed slaves joined on as pirates and saved further ships.)

I shall fight President Skroob and Colonel Sanders to make the universe safe for anarchy!!!!! .... or I'll order a pizza and watch "Spaceballs" again....

I knew it.  I'm surrounded by assholes.

ANAL?
[/lmno]

Without smartasses, the world would take itself seriously. The very idea is terrifying.... :lulz:

Quote from: evangelikevin on September 06, 2008, 07:02:04 PM
Without smart asses, the world would shit on itself, seriously. The very idea is unsanitary.... :lulz:

Fixed, for no reason at all.

Anyone who died so that in two thousand years 'tub-girl' could arise is pretty fucking stupid by my reckoning.

Or brilliant?

Quote from: BAWHEED on November 27, 2008, 02:31:18 PM
Or brilliant?

No

This

Quote from: Harlequin on November 27, 2008, 11:50:16 AM
Anyone who died so that in two thousand years 'tub-girl' could arise is pretty fucking stupid by my reckoning.

So, Satan and Jesus are arguing about stuff, when they find golden baby human with a note around its neck.

"To the greatest."