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Started by AFK, April 06, 2007, 06:42:13 PM

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April 06, 2007, 06:42:13 PM Last Edit: May 23, 2007, 05:05:10 PM by Rev. What's-His-Name?
Because I can't help myself, and because I don't wish to cause any more consternation.  I will post all puns here with a link to the appropriate thread. 

To begin:

Quote from: Kaou SuuThere are Quakers lobbying for peace in Boston Common! Quick! It's awesome!

The pun:  Shaking it up in Beantown. 

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=12169.0

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

#1
April 06, 2007, 06:46:49 PM
I wonder what would happen if the Quakers and the Shakers were to meet? 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Triple Zero

#2
April 06, 2007, 06:55:09 PM
quad damage.
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e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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#3
April 06, 2007, 06:55:42 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on April 06, 2007, 06:46:49 PM
I wonder what would happen if the Quakers and the Shakers were to meet? 

Plate tectonics.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

LMNO

#4
April 06, 2007, 06:58:54 PM
The Humpty Dance.

AFK

#5
April 06, 2007, 07:03:20 PM
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Suu

#6
April 06, 2007, 07:04:56 PM
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

LMNO

#7
April 06, 2007, 07:10:51 PM
Ok, now I have this in my head:


\
"Now stop what you're doing, cuz I'm about to ruin, the image and the style that you're used to."

Cramulus

#8
April 06, 2007, 07:15:09 PM
I just want you guys to know that THE WRATH OF MSPAINT CABAL (namely me) just spent 10 minutes trying to shop the Quaker Oats guy's face onto Humpty's body. It was a dismal failure.

Professor Cramulus
Defeated

LMNO

#9
April 06, 2007, 07:16:45 PM
Just grab it in the biscuits!

AFK

#10
April 06, 2007, 07:17:07 PM
I think this is a job for Net.  
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Suu

#11
April 06, 2007, 07:19:16 PM
The sad part is...they aren't dressed like Quakers! They're dressed like normal people. And that sucks.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Cramulus

#12
April 06, 2007, 07:22:10 PM
I see they've broken out of the Quaker Black Iron Prison that is big black hats and poofy white hair.

Good for them.

Suu

#13
April 06, 2007, 07:25:20 PM
No! When I want to see Quakers,  I want William Penn and oatmeal, damnit. Not the Boston hoity toity bumfuck public!
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

P3nT4gR4m

#14
April 06, 2007, 09:21:36 PM
Quote from: triple zero on April 06, 2007, 06:55:09 PM
quad damage.

Here's a man who knows who the true quakers are.

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