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Principia Discordia => Discordian Recipes => Topic started by: EK WAFFLR on December 28, 2011, 01:43:11 AM

Title: RASPEBALL/KUMLE/KLUBB/KOMPE
Post by: EK WAFFLR on December 28, 2011, 01:43:11 AM
600g raw potatoes
200g boiled potatoes
1-2teaspoons salt
2dl Barley flour
3 table spoons wheat flour
1 1/2 litres of water, + two teaspoons salt for boiling.


Shred the potatoes, salt 'em and mix in the flour. The goo is thick enough when the spoon stands upright in it. Boil water.
Use spoons or yer hands to make small balls of the goo.
Put them in the water one by one, let the water boil again when they're all in, then let it simmer for 25 minutes.

Eat with bacon and syrup.

(http://www.mrw.no/bilder/middag/klubb%20455x455.jpg)
Title: Re: RASPEBALL/KUMLE/KLUBB/KOMPE
Post by: Triple Zero on December 28, 2011, 03:13:22 AM
Hey! I have nearly all of those ingredients :D ... Does it work without Barley flour though? (if I'd sub in an equal amount of wheat flour)
Title: Re: RASPEBALL/KUMLE/KLUBB/KOMPE
Post by: EK WAFFLR on December 28, 2011, 03:22:52 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 28, 2011, 03:13:22 AM
Hey! I have nearly all of those ingredients :D ... Does it work without Barley flour though? (if I'd sub in an equal amount of wheat flour)
It works just fine. I made it in Italy this summer (where they have 12846585 different sorts of wheat flour and nothing else).
Title: Re: RASPEBALL/KUMLE/KLUBB/KOMPE
Post by: Freeky on December 28, 2011, 03:24:10 AM
I don't understand why this would be good*.  Is there a Murrkin equivalent?  This puzzles me.  :(









*Other than you can eat it with bacon.
Title: Re: RASPEBALL/KUMLE/KLUBB/KOMPE
Post by: Freeky on December 28, 2011, 03:24:52 AM
Are they like breakfast dumplings?
Title: Re: RASPEBALL/KUMLE/KLUBB/KOMPE
Post by: EK WAFFLR on December 28, 2011, 03:27:36 AM
It's just good.
It's a very heavy meal, and very Traditional in some parts of Norway.
They seem to resemble dumplings, in ingredients, but not in taste, I think.
I'll find me mum's cookbook which contains not only pictures taken by yours truly, but also a history of the foods, and translate it tomorrow.
Title: Re: RASPEBALL/KUMLE/KLUBB/KOMPE
Post by: EK WAFFLR on December 28, 2011, 03:28:26 AM
Also, what's a Murrkin?
Title: Re: RASPEBALL/KUMLE/KLUBB/KOMPE
Post by: Triple Zero on December 28, 2011, 01:20:20 PM
Is phonetic spelling of "Moroccan".

Freaky, maybe it helps to think of slightly large-ish gnocci.

Waffle Iron, what's the yellow sauce? It doesn't look like syrup, more like whisked egg?
Title: Re: RASPEBALL/KUMLE/KLUBB/KOMPE
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 28, 2011, 04:21:49 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 28, 2011, 03:28:26 AM
Also, what's a Murrkin?

Some Americans pronounce things funny. They call themselves Murrkins, and they like to drink some burse with their friends.

It's even funnier because a merkin is a vagina wig.
Title: Re: RASPEBALL/KUMLE/KLUBB/KOMPE
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on December 28, 2011, 04:23:22 PM
After a few burse they like to complain about how Mexicans turk er jerbs.
Title: Re: RASPEBALL/KUMLE/KLUBB/KOMPE
Post by: Don Coyote on December 28, 2011, 05:20:11 PM
WHY IS IT IN METRIC????


WHO NEEDS 100 yards of potatoes????????????????


Looks tasty. I shall do this for breakfast in the near future.
Title: Re: RASPEBALL/KUMLE/KLUBB/KOMPE
Post by: Freeky on December 28, 2011, 05:33:19 PM
Quote from: Areola Shinerbock on December 28, 2011, 04:21:49 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 28, 2011, 03:28:26 AM
Also, what's a Murrkin?

Some Americans pronounce things funny. They call themselves Murrkins, and they like to drink some burse with their friends.

It's even funnier because a merkin is a vagina wig.

I was embarrassed about having to ask what it is.   :oops:
Title: Re: RASPEBALL/KUMLE/KLUBB/KOMPE
Post by: Freeky on December 28, 2011, 05:35:34 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 28, 2011, 01:20:20 PM

Freeky, maybe it helps to think of slightly large-ish gnocci.


Oookay, thanks Trip. :)
Title: Re: RASPEBALL/KUMLE/KLUBB/KOMPE
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on December 28, 2011, 07:04:29 PM
Oh I've made these, but we add onion and other things in the dumplings before we boil them, then do a quick pan fry to brown.
Title: Re: RASPEBALL/KUMLE/KLUBB/KOMPE
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 28, 2011, 07:09:34 PM
This sounds fairly delicious, I will try them!
Title: Re: RASPEBALL/KUMLE/KLUBB/KOMPE
Post by: EK WAFFLR on December 28, 2011, 08:20:24 PM
Quote from: Science me, babby on December 28, 2011, 05:35:34 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 28, 2011, 01:20:20 PM

Freeky, maybe it helps to think of slightly large-ish gnocci.


Oookay, thanks Trip. :)

This is true. Me mum calls them the Norwegian Gnocci.
Title: Re: RASPEBALL/KUMLE/KLUBB/KOMPE
Post by: Freeky on December 28, 2011, 08:22:57 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 28, 2011, 08:20:24 PM
Quote from: Science me, babby on December 28, 2011, 05:35:34 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 28, 2011, 01:20:20 PM

Freeky, maybe it helps to think of slightly large-ish gnocci.


Oookay, thanks Trip. :)

This is true. Me mum calls them the Norwegian Gnocci.

I've never had gnocci, but I looked them up and the internet said they're like dumplings, so these are like, two generalizations away from being dumplings.  Which is close enough until I have eaten them.
Title: Re: RASPEBALL/KUMLE/KLUBB/KOMPE
Post by: EK WAFFLR on December 28, 2011, 08:27:13 PM
Quote from: Pope Pastor Wolf-Something-Or-Other on December 28, 2011, 05:20:11 PM
WHY IS IT IN METRIC????

BECAUSE METRIC IS THE ONE TRUE WAY OF MEASURING EVERYTHING!

Proof: You guys use Metric Ton in curses over there. Hollywood has taught me that.
Title: Re: RASPEBALL/KUMLE/KLUBB/KOMPE
Post by: Don Coyote on December 28, 2011, 10:49:11 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 28, 2011, 08:27:13 PM
Quote from: Pope Pastor Wolf-Something-Or-Other on December 28, 2011, 05:20:11 PM
WHY IS IT IN METRIC????

BECAUSE METRIC IS THE ONE TRUE WAY OF MEASURING EVERYTHING!

Proof: You guys use Metric Ton in curses over there. Hollywood has taught me that.

:argh!:

Title: Re: RASPEBALL/KUMLE/KLUBB/KOMPE
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 29, 2011, 03:56:14 AM
They are big round potato noodle balls!
Title: Re: RASPEBALL/KUMLE/KLUBB/KOMPE
Post by: Luna on December 29, 2011, 01:53:22 PM
Needs more bacon.  Maybe cooked and crumbled up in them...
Title: Re: RASPEBALL/KUMLE/KLUBB/KOMPE
Post by: trippinprincezz13 on December 29, 2011, 02:58:43 PM
Sounds delicious. I love finding new uses for potatoes.

[stupid question]

Just to make sure I'm reading this right, I want to shred some raw potatoes AND some already boiled potatoes and mash them together with everything else? I can see how that would work, but just want to make sure.

[/stupid question]
Title: Re: RASPEBALL/KUMLE/KLUBB/KOMPE
Post by: EK WAFFLR on December 29, 2011, 04:46:39 PM
Quote from: trippinprincezz13 on December 29, 2011, 02:58:43 PM
Sounds delicious. I love finding new uses for potatoes.

[stupid question]

Just to make sure I'm reading this right, I want to shred some raw potatoes AND some already boiled potatoes and mash them together with everything else? I can see how that would work, but just want to make sure.

[/stupid question]

Yep.


Quote from: Luna on December 29, 2011, 01:53:22 PM
Needs more bacon.  Maybe cooked and crumbled up in them...

I have done that a few times. Iz nice.
Title: Re: RASPEBALL/KUMLE/KLUBB/KOMPE
Post by: Triple Zero on January 13, 2012, 02:10:07 PM
I just made these. VERY GOOD :D

except I fucked em up too cause I made the mistake of thinking there was water in the dough mixture, which there isn't. DONT DO THAT.

It was because halfway I realized I didnt have a grater anymore to grate the raw potatoes with so I figured, let's add a splash of water and attack it with the stick blender! Which worked, except the splash of water was too much and then I used up all my wheat flour to try and get it dryer and then I even added some corn flour, but it kind of ended up like a thick sludge.

So I had to kind of dump spoons of it into the boiling water, which kind of works, but they're not balls and the outcome is a bit snotty. Which is why I won't provide pics.

However large amounts of syrup make everything better!

Now I'm gonna boil some more because of all the flour adding I have ZILLIONS of this stuff.
Title: Re: RASPEBALL/KUMLE/KLUBB/KOMPE
Post by: Triple Zero on January 13, 2012, 02:28:19 PM
And mine seem to be done within 7 minutes, not 20. Perhaps cause they're smaller.

I believe what I'm making is similar to what Austrians call Spaetzl. But those are even more smaller and irregularly shaped, and served with cheese and bacon, like mac&cheese, sort of.
Title: Re: RASPEBALL/KUMLE/KLUBB/KOMPE
Post by: LMNO on January 13, 2012, 02:33:50 PM
Spaetzl is awesome.  That is all.
Title: Re: RASPEBALL/KUMLE/KLUBB/KOMPE
Post by: Triple Zero on January 13, 2012, 04:36:39 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 13, 2012, 02:33:50 PM
Spaetzl is awesome.  That is all.

Indeed. As they say in Austria,

WA SCHIFOAN IST DES LEIWANSTE WOS MA SIE MA VOSTEHN KOAN!
Title: Re: RASPEBALL/KUMLE/KLUBB/KOMPE
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on January 14, 2012, 05:16:49 PM
Quote from: trippinprincezz13 on December 29, 2011, 02:58:43 PM
Sounds delicious. I love finding new uses for potatoes.

FUCK YEAH!!!!!

Quote from: Triple Zero on January 13, 2012, 04:36:39 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 13, 2012, 02:33:50 PM
Spaetzl is awesome.  That is all.

Indeed. As they say in Austria,

WA SCHIFOAN IST DES LEIWANSTE WOS MA SIE MA VOSTEHN KOAN!

Uh, yeah, fuck yeah... I think.



Anyway, Worffle Ayern, I gert a kwuhstion fer yer. What kind of serp der yer use fer therse? Is it maple serp like from Vermont or Canada or some kind of crazy serp from Yerp? (Yerp is the cerntinernt that yer and Trerp live ern.)
Title: Re: RASPEBALL/KUMLE/KLUBB/KOMPE
Post by: Triple Zero on January 15, 2012, 02:25:19 AM
I used molasses syrup. Which is what we put on pancakes and such.

I dunno what he used, cause that yellow stuff doesn't look like syrup to me.
Title: Re: RASPEBALL/KUMLE/KLUBB/KOMPE
Post by: navkat on January 18, 2012, 04:48:41 AM
Pleeease someone cook for meeeeee...
Title: Re: RASPEBALL/KUMLE/KLUBB/KOMPE
Post by: LMNO on January 18, 2012, 05:04:45 PM
COOK FOR YOURSELF, SCHMUCK.
Title: Re: RASPEBALL/KUMLE/KLUBB/KOMPE
Post by: Triple Zero on January 18, 2012, 05:18:16 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 18, 2012, 05:04:45 PM
COOK FOR YOURSELF, SCHMUCK.

New forum description? :lulz:
Title: Re: RASPEBALL/KUMLE/KLUBB/KOMPE
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on January 18, 2012, 05:19:30 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on January 18, 2012, 05:18:16 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 18, 2012, 05:04:45 PM
COOK FOR YOURSELF, SCHMUCK.

New forum description? :lulz:

Oh hell yeah!!   :lulz:
Title: Re: RASPEBALL/KUMLE/KLUBB/KOMPE
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 19, 2012, 06:24:39 AM
I keep reading the subject as "RAPEBALL" and then I'm like "WORST GAME EVER!".
Title: Re: RASPEBALL/KUMLE/KLUBB/KOMPE
Post by: Don Coyote on January 19, 2012, 06:29:42 AM
Quote from: Nigel on January 19, 2012, 06:24:39 AM
I keep reading the subject as "RAPEBALL" and then I'm like "WORST GAME EVER!".

ME TOO

:awesome:
Title: Re: RASPEBALL/KUMLE/KLUBB/KOMPE
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 19, 2012, 06:35:32 AM
Quote from: Don Coyote on January 19, 2012, 06:29:42 AM
Quote from: Nigel on January 19, 2012, 06:24:39 AM
I keep reading the subject as "RAPEBALL" and then I'm like "WORST GAME EVER!".

ME TOO

:awesome:

:lulz:
Title: Re: RASPEBALL/KUMLE/KLUBB/KOMPE
Post by: EK WAFFLR on January 22, 2012, 02:50:01 PM
Quote from: Nigel on January 19, 2012, 06:35:32 AM
Quote from: Don Coyote on January 19, 2012, 06:29:42 AM
Quote from: Nigel on January 19, 2012, 06:24:39 AM
I keep reading the subject as "RAPEBALL" and then I'm like "WORST GAME EVER!".

ME TOO

:awesome:


HAHAHHAHA.
:lulz:
Title: Re: RASPEBALL/KUMLE/KLUBB/KOMPE
Post by: EK WAFFLR on January 22, 2012, 02:51:27 PM
Quote from: Billy the Twid on January 14, 2012, 05:16:49 PM
Quote from: trippinprincezz13 on December 29, 2011, 02:58:43 PM
Sounds delicious. I love finding new uses for potatoes.

FUCK YEAH!!!!!

Quote from: Triple Zero on January 13, 2012, 04:36:39 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 13, 2012, 02:33:50 PM
Spaetzl is awesome.  That is all.

Indeed. As they say in Austria,

WA SCHIFOAN IST DES LEIWANSTE WOS MA SIE MA VOSTEHN KOAN!

Uh, yeah, fuck yeah... I think.



Anyway, Worffle Ayern, I gert a kwuhstion fer yer. What kind of serp der yer use fer therse? Is it maple serp like from Vermont or Canada or some kind of crazy serp from Yerp? (Yerp is the cerntinernt that yer and Trerp live ern.)

Extremely late answer: I use regular Wartooth Syrup.
Title: Re: RASPEBALL/KUMLE/KLUBB/KOMPE
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on January 22, 2012, 02:54:25 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on January 22, 2012, 02:51:27 PM
Quote from: Billy the Twid on January 14, 2012, 05:16:49 PM
Quote from: trippinprincezz13 on December 29, 2011, 02:58:43 PM
Sounds delicious. I love finding new uses for potatoes.

FUCK YEAH!!!!!

Quote from: Triple Zero on January 13, 2012, 04:36:39 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 13, 2012, 02:33:50 PM
Spaetzl is awesome.  That is all.

Indeed. As they say in Austria,

WA SCHIFOAN IST DES LEIWANSTE WOS MA SIE MA VOSTEHN KOAN!

Uh, yeah, fuck yeah... I think.



Anyway, Worffle Ayern, I gert a kwuhstion fer yer. What kind of serp der yer use fer therse? Is it maple serp like from Vermont or Canada or some kind of crazy serp from Yerp? (Yerp is the cerntinernt that yer and Trerp live ern.)

Extremely late answer: I use regular Wartooth Syrup.

Wait, what? Toki actually has a syrup brand?
Title: Re: RASPEBALL/KUMLE/KLUBB/KOMPE
Post by: EK WAFFLR on January 22, 2012, 02:57:15 PM
Quote from: Billy the Twid on January 22, 2012, 02:54:25 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on January 22, 2012, 02:51:27 PM
Quote from: Billy the Twid on January 14, 2012, 05:16:49 PM
Quote from: trippinprincezz13 on December 29, 2011, 02:58:43 PM
Sounds delicious. I love finding new uses for potatoes.

FUCK YEAH!!!!!

Quote from: Triple Zero on January 13, 2012, 04:36:39 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 13, 2012, 02:33:50 PM
Spaetzl is awesome.  That is all.

Indeed. As they say in Austria,

WA SCHIFOAN IST DES LEIWANSTE WOS MA SIE MA VOSTEHN KOAN!

Uh, yeah, fuck yeah... I think.



Anyway, Worffle Ayern, I gert a kwuhstion fer yer. What kind of serp der yer use fer therse? Is it maple serp like from Vermont or Canada or some kind of crazy serp from Yerp? (Yerp is the cerntinernt that yer and Trerp live ern.)

Extremely late answer: I use regular Wartooth Syrup.

Wait, what? Toki actually has a syrup brand?
Haha. Not really, I just couldn't figure out how to write Norwegian in the style of your question.
Norwegian syrup is made from sugar beet.
Title: Re: RASPEBALL/KUMLE/KLUBB/KOMPE
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on January 22, 2012, 02:59:06 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on January 22, 2012, 02:57:15 PM
Quote from: Billy the Twid on January 22, 2012, 02:54:25 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on January 22, 2012, 02:51:27 PM
Quote from: Billy the Twid on January 14, 2012, 05:16:49 PM
Quote from: trippinprincezz13 on December 29, 2011, 02:58:43 PM
Sounds delicious. I love finding new uses for potatoes.

FUCK YEAH!!!!!

Quote from: Triple Zero on January 13, 2012, 04:36:39 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 13, 2012, 02:33:50 PM
Spaetzl is awesome.  That is all.

Indeed. As they say in Austria,

WA SCHIFOAN IST DES LEIWANSTE WOS MA SIE MA VOSTEHN KOAN!

Uh, yeah, fuck yeah... I think.



Anyway, Worffle Ayern, I gert a kwuhstion fer yer. What kind of serp der yer use fer therse? Is it maple serp like from Vermont or Canada or some kind of crazy serp from Yerp? (Yerp is the cerntinernt that yer and Trerp live ern.)

Extremely late answer: I use regular Wartooth Syrup.

Wait, what? Toki actually has a syrup brand?
Haha. Not really, I just couldn't figure out how to write Norwegian in the style of your question.
Norwegian syrup is made from sugar beet.

:lol:

You got my hopes up.
Title: Re: RASPEBALL/KUMLE/KLUBB/KOMPE
Post by: EK WAFFLR on January 22, 2012, 03:08:20 PM
I wish Metalocalypse was more popular in Norway. It has never aired on Norwegian television.
Title: Re: RASPEBALL/KUMLE/KLUBB/KOMPE
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on January 22, 2012, 03:11:59 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on January 22, 2012, 03:08:20 PM
I wish Metalocalypse was more popular in Norway. It has never aired on Norwegian television.

Blame the TV people. I can see it now.

"Thats not hows we talk! We ams able to speaks English good!"
Title: Re: RASPEBALL/KUMLE/KLUBB/KOMPE
Post by: EK WAFFLR on January 22, 2012, 03:16:29 PM
Quote from: Billy the Twid on January 22, 2012, 03:11:59 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on January 22, 2012, 03:08:20 PM
I wish Metalocalypse was more popular in Norway. It has never aired on Norwegian television.

Blame the TV people. I can see it now.

"Thats not hows we talk! We ams able to speaks English good!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxpeCR4OX34
Title: Re: RASPEBALL/KUMLE/KLUBB/KOMPE
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on January 22, 2012, 03:19:52 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on January 22, 2012, 03:16:29 PM
Quote from: Billy the Twid on January 22, 2012, 03:11:59 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on January 22, 2012, 03:08:20 PM
I wish Metalocalypse was more popular in Norway. It has never aired on Norwegian television.

Blame the TV people. I can see it now.

"Thats not hows we talk! We ams able to speaks English good!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxpeCR4OX34

Wow. That was difficult to understand.
Title: Re: RASPEBALL/KUMLE/KLUBB/KOMPE
Post by: EK WAFFLR on January 22, 2012, 03:21:37 PM
Quote from: Billy the Twid on January 22, 2012, 03:19:52 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on January 22, 2012, 03:16:29 PM
Quote from: Billy the Twid on January 22, 2012, 03:11:59 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on January 22, 2012, 03:08:20 PM
I wish Metalocalypse was more popular in Norway. It has never aired on Norwegian television.

Blame the TV people. I can see it now.

"Thats not hows we talk! We ams able to speaks English good!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxpeCR4OX34

Wow. That was difficult to understand.

Here's a Non-parody example of english-speaking Norwegians.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49CkgeQVh70&feature=related
Title: Re: RASPEBALL/KUMLE/KLUBB/KOMPE
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on January 22, 2012, 03:32:38 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on January 22, 2012, 03:21:37 PM
Quote from: Billy the Twid on January 22, 2012, 03:19:52 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on January 22, 2012, 03:16:29 PM
Quote from: Billy the Twid on January 22, 2012, 03:11:59 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on January 22, 2012, 03:08:20 PM
I wish Metalocalypse was more popular in Norway. It has never aired on Norwegian television.

Blame the TV people. I can see it now.

"Thats not hows we talk! We ams able to speaks English good!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxpeCR4OX34

Wow. That was difficult to understand.

Here's a Non-parody example of english-speaking Norwegians.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49CkgeQVh70&feature=related

That was more intelligible than this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKaoAfJWF0Y
Title: Re: RASPEBALL/KUMLE/KLUBB/KOMPE
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 22, 2012, 04:31:23 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on January 22, 2012, 03:21:37 PM
Quote from: Billy the Twid on January 22, 2012, 03:19:52 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on January 22, 2012, 03:16:29 PM
Quote from: Billy the Twid on January 22, 2012, 03:11:59 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on January 22, 2012, 03:08:20 PM
I wish Metalocalypse was more popular in Norway. It has never aired on Norwegian television.

Blame the TV people. I can see it now.

"Thats not hows we talk! We ams able to speaks English good!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxpeCR4OX34

Wow. That was difficult to understand.

Here's a Non-parody example of english-speaking Norwegians.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49CkgeQVh70&feature=related

Now I understand people from Wisconsin a little better.