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[Alfred Rhazi]

Now let me share a basic fact of my reality:
That anyone, if they try hard, can be well-off, like me.
Yes, it would matter not if you were born to poverty . . .
If only you were willing to work quite as hard as me.

And I don't care if you just cannot focus mentally:
You still should be able to tell speed from velocity.
And understand the principles of trigonometry . . .
And if you can't, then you must not be thinking hard, like me.

Also! You should become far more aware politically,
Attain a detailed knowledge of moral philosophy,
Attempt to keep your mind and land and soul and heart all free . . .
It shouldn't be too hard if you apply yourself, like me.

Indulge, before you go, good sir, a favourite pet theory,
That it would be the final end of strife and misery,
That every little problem in the world would cease to be,
The lame would walk, the mute would talk, and all the blind would see . . .
If only everyone would just try quite as hard as me!

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

[Alfred Rhazi]

Oh, and just to confirm; yes, it's supposed to be sarcastic. Is that obvious enough, guise?

[Honey]

Exquisite!

(oh & yes)

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

That was awesome!