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Started by UB, June 09, 2014, 09:45:04 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#15
June 10, 2014, 12:06:16 AM
Quote from: Inge on June 10, 2014, 12:03:49 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 09, 2014, 11:53:10 PM
Quote from: Inge on June 09, 2014, 10:55:22 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 09, 2014, 10:44:27 PM
Split by request of the OP.

Appreciatively.

How kind.

Listen, you unfunny attention-whoring sack of stupid.

The only reason I'm not spending more time trying to raise your blood pressure to dangerous levels right now is because it's finals and I'm a responsible person. If you are still prancing around the board being ostentatiously unclever tomorrow afternoon, it'll give me something to amuse myself with. Looking forward to it, please stick around. It'll be great.

Pay close attention my poor trash incinerating jabbering fool of baffoonery, I have been quite bored for a very long time and if coming here is something that may help me to realign biochemical imbalances that have been so disastrously out of whack that I battle through a ridiculous veil of delirium while I juggle patient paperwork that cannot be misinterpreted THEN it seems the adjustment a few could make to tolerate my minor presence would be worthwhile and may even do more to prove the regurgitated theoretical possibility of the quoted aforementioned comment as suggested.

:( so doubtful

Learn to spell. Jesus.
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UB

#16
June 10, 2014, 12:14:08 AM
Why bother when most cannot read.

https://forum-en.guildwars2.com/forum/lore/lore/The-dragons-are-the-six-human-gods/page/2

Geeze. Where's the virtual reality gear?!
Within the grip of Err.... some are fucked in the head by a fist of fire.

The Good Reverend Roger

#17
June 10, 2014, 01:25:17 AM
Quote from: Inge on June 10, 2014, 12:14:08 AM
Why bother when most cannot read.


Making friends fast, I see.

I'd tell you what you're doing wrong, but you won't listen and instead will attempt to be witty and condescending.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

UB

#18
June 10, 2014, 01:28:45 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 10, 2014, 01:25:17 AM
Quote from: Inge on June 10, 2014, 12:14:08 AM
Why bother when most cannot read.


Making friends fast, I see.

I'd tell you what you're doing wrong, but you won't listen and instead will attempt to be witty and condescending.

You said ten posts early that you were goign to ignore me here. What? Are you NOW pretending that I am someone else?  *listening*
Within the grip of Err.... some are fucked in the head by a fist of fire.

The Good Reverend Roger

#19
June 10, 2014, 01:29:26 AM
Quote from: Inge on June 10, 2014, 01:28:45 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 10, 2014, 01:25:17 AM
Quote from: Inge on June 10, 2014, 12:14:08 AM
Why bother when most cannot read.


Making friends fast, I see.

I'd tell you what you're doing wrong, but you won't listen and instead will attempt to be witty and condescending.

You said ten posts early that you were goign to ignore me here. What? Are you NOW pretending that I am someone else?  *listening*

See what I mean?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

P3nT4gR4m

#20
June 10, 2014, 04:20:00 PM
Has anyone identified the post when the butthurt set in or was it special snowflake from the git go?

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
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The Good Reverend Roger

#21
June 10, 2014, 04:21:26 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on June 10, 2014, 04:20:00 PM
Has anyone identified the post when the butthurt set in or was it special snowflake from the git go?

Post 1.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

P3nT4gR4m

#22
June 10, 2014, 04:22:41 PM
We running a sweep on how many posts they last?

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

The Good Reverend Roger

#23
June 10, 2014, 04:23:47 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on June 10, 2014, 04:22:41 PM
We running a sweep on how many posts they last?

If Inge can figure out what she's doing wrong, she might go the distance; she's not stupid, just stuck in a narrative.

I am not feeling confident, though.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Luna

#24
June 10, 2014, 04:36:24 PM
Damn, what a charmer.

One day, I will do a research paper on what makes people walk into forums for no purpose but to be an utter asshat.
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I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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#25
June 10, 2014, 05:05:46 PM
Quote from: Luna on June 10, 2014, 04:36:24 PM
Damn, what a charmer.

One day, I will do a research paper on what makes people walk into forums for no purpose but to be an utter asshat.

They're scared, got picked last for dodgeball, and want a friend. But too many hits to the head with the dodgeball have convinced them that nothing good comes of acting like a human being. It's braying donkey spraying carrot-flecked spittle in your coffee or GTFO!

I wish they'd just skip to the GTFO part.
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The Good Reverend Roger

#26
June 10, 2014, 05:07:43 PM
I think we're being a little rough.

Inge is stuck in a narrative.  Specifically, that constant and meaningless confrontation is a sign of strength, that insults and/or snide putdowns are a replacement for civility.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Junkenstein

#27
June 10, 2014, 05:41:53 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 10, 2014, 04:23:47 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on June 10, 2014, 04:22:41 PM
We running a sweep on how many posts they last?

If Inge can figure out what she's doing wrong, she might go the distance; she's not stupid, just stuck in a narrative.

I am not feeling confident, though.

I assume the usual offer has been extended and rejected?
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

The Good Reverend Roger

#28
June 10, 2014, 05:45:37 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on June 10, 2014, 05:41:53 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 10, 2014, 04:23:47 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on June 10, 2014, 04:22:41 PM
We running a sweep on how many posts they last?

If Inge can figure out what she's doing wrong, she might go the distance; she's not stupid, just stuck in a narrative.

I am not feeling confident, though.

I assume the usual offer has been extended and rejected?

Yep.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

P3nT4gR4m

#29
June 10, 2014, 05:45:45 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on June 10, 2014, 05:05:46 PM
Quote from: Luna on June 10, 2014, 04:36:24 PM
Damn, what a charmer.

One day, I will do a research paper on what makes people walk into forums for no purpose but to be an utter asshat.

They're scared, got picked last for dodgeball, and want a friend. But too many hits to the head with the dodgeball have convinced them that nothing good comes of acting like a human being. It's braying donkey spraying carrot-flecked spittle in your coffee or GTFO!

I wish they'd just skip to the GTFO part.

Okay so I read that as "Dogeball" Very target, much avoid, so duck  :lulz:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark
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