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Life in the Age of Dumb, part 1: They All Drowned.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, July 07, 2004, 08:49:11 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom::Reads this thread and goes into total terror mode::

Sheesh!  I have to get on a plane Thursday and fly for six hours without falling out of the sky to a fiery death......or not.

I don't want to hear about chickens and air drowning.
Don't go up if you don't gotta, Roger.
That's all I have to say.

I wouldn't fly except that I missed Zorga's last wedding and I'm more
scared of what she'll do to me if I miss her kid's wedding than I am of flying.

The more I think about it, the more I wouldn't miss it for the world.

Am I a chicken carrying Egyptian, or what?

The Good Reverend,
Is getting dumber by the minute.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

Bella, don't worry. You're going to...you know where.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCBella, don't worry. You're going to...you know where.

Baltimore? :eek:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCBella, don't worry. You're going to...you know where.

Baltimore? :eek:

Montana. Double :eek:
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCBella, don't worry. You're going to...you know where.

Baltimore? :eek:

Montana. Double :eek:

Could be worse.

Iowa, for example.

People go IN, but they don't come OUT.  :shock:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Bella

You don't understand......I'm going to be flying over UTAH!

I don't want to die where I was born. :evil:
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomYou don't understand......I'm going to be flying over UTAH!

I don't want to die where I was born. :evil:

Odds are, you'll be in Montana, no probs.

Trust the Good Reverend, Bella.  He wouldn't steer you wrong, or tell you horror stories about hydraulic systems, etc.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Bella

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomYou don't understand......I'm going to be flying over UTAH!

I don't want to die where I was born. :evil:

Odds are, you'll be in Montana, no probs.

Trust the Good Reverend, Bella.  He wouldn't steer you wrong, or tell you horror stories about hydraulic systems, etc.

Uh huh, right, sure you wouldn't.

PS: I heard that extra hisss when you said "Trussst the Good Reverend."
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomYou don't understand......I'm going to be flying over UTAH!

I don't want to die where I was born. :evil:

Odds are, you'll be in Montana, no probs.

Trust the Good Reverend, Bella.  He wouldn't steer you wrong, or tell you horror stories about hydraulic systems, etc.

Uh huh, right, sure you wouldn't.

PS: I heard that extra hisss when you said "Trussst the Good Reverend."

Sinuses.

I am incurably innocent.  (Halo's at the cleaners)
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Bella

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomYou don't understand......I'm going to be flying over UTAH!

I don't want to die where I was born. :evil:

Odds are, you'll be in Montana, no probs.

Trust the Good Reverend, Bella.  He wouldn't steer you wrong, or tell you horror stories about hydraulic systems, etc.

Uh huh, right, sure you wouldn't.

PS: I heard that extra hisss when you said "Trussst the Good Reverend."

Sinuses.

I am incurably innocent.  (Halo's at the cleaners)
You're about as innocent as my sweet little niece.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCWhoa! I didn't know he was THAT innocent.

More innocent.

I hardly ever eat people, for example.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

gnimbley

Welcome back, Rog. What's all this ******** about you being innocent?
Didn't the grandjury ... oops, I wasn't supposed to talk about that, was I?
Sorry.

Bella

Innocent is a relative term, gnomelet.
It's quite possible for Roger to be MORE innocent than DS.

And still be extremely guilty of any number interesting things. :twisted:
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

gnimbley

Well, I'm glad we got that cleared up. I was beginning to worry.