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I liked how they introduced her, like "her mother died in an insane asylum thinking she was Queen Victoria" and my thought was, I like where I think this is going. I was not disappointed.

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#29911
Because I'm a nice guy:

Quote from: Ambassador KAOS on March 23, 2007, 05:05:26 PM
So over all I feel that the premise of the book failed for me.  being that in some forum I read that it was designed to revisit the PD and bring it in to a more up to date format.  Sure there are more pop culture references (like cell phonesz nad web pages) that are "more modern" but the term "bowling alley" is still understood and until what it is is lost in time, I think the term works just fine as opposed to saying that Eris was discovered at an internet cafe or whatever futuristic hop might exist when the term bowling alley is no longer understood. 

Even then, we can still figure out the shit in shakespear with a few cliff notes so I say that the idea of updating it is shinanigans.  It's not necessary, and even if it was, the message of the story of the discover of eris is the same whether it be a bowling alley, disney land, an internet cafe or your mothers basement.

On a different note however, this book does tread into some new territory and makes it valuable unto itself.  I think the premise should be changed rather to using the PD as a luanching pad for this book, not to make it the PD rediscovered and repackaged with one of 6 coloful prizes inside. (collect them all!)

I also read in some other forum commentary that this thing was really a bummer.  Maybe in some spots, but I think that what the real problem is is not that it is at all depressing, because if you read the PD it too certainly covers depressing crap, is that it doesn't engage/solicit a thought response as much as it accuses(elliciting a negative response in the reader), which of course was the genious of the PD. 

I think it's a well defined fact that everyone believes they are superior in some way especially if they are one of the sheep you are trying to reach via this pamphlet. It's bred into their thinking to make them think they are special so that they don't question authority and complacently accept the fates they are handed and instead indulge in what is deemed to be fit for them. 

This allows them to build their own BIP by believing that their is vastly superior and also disarm the intellectual bomb you hand them with the BIP as inferior as they have already convinced themsleves that they are happy in their own BIP and you are now a jerk (in their mind) for disrupting that. 

I think a good chunk should be rewritten to point at these things and let the reader discover it for themselves, thinking now that they are instead the genious and not you for writing it to begin with.  They don't care about you, they care about how "teh awesome" they are and they need you to reinforce that until they feel comfortable letting you infect their head, and they, the audience is who you are writing this for no matter how much one tries to delude themself into thinking they are making art for art's sake or just for personal reasons...  Quite simply, who wants to stick around for something that's not a good time?


That brings me to another point, which actually contradicts that last point.  People enjoy suffering.  They revel in it and as far as history has ever recorded human existence is measured in misery, not dollars and cents.  They feel it makes them special and thus justifies that they know how best to create their own BIP because *you* couldn't possibly undertand (and the truth is you can't). 

Little do most people know that they are indeed not independant and really have no real measure of control over anything (touching on the whole fish tank segment in BIP, the fish doesn't know it's wet, etc.) and people who do think that they are independant are in the very least slaves of some defunct economist.  The simple truth is you will not eat unless you do someone else's bidding, it's just a measure of how much shit your willing to swallow. 

Even assuming the best of circumstances, that you inherrit tax free airable land and are trained to reap what you sew early on in life, if you do this you will have time for little else (the more you struggle to survive the tighter the girdle gets) and eventually some jerk will come along and kill you and take your shit becuase you have it and he doesn't, which is how we end up with surplus anyhow, by fucking other people out of what they have rightfully worked for. 

If, on the other hand, you suck the corperate cock and pay your taxes you get a measure of protection afforded to you because, as a tool, you pay these people in dues of your own personal dignity and strongarm money(commonly known as taxes).  In return they allow you certain freedoms, in this instance the ability to write a book that slams them (the BIP).

The thing is why be so angry about it?  You are still choosing to do these things.  You choose to reject or embrace the scenario for your own ends anyhow.  The only way things might be different is if the world took to our personal ideals as a paradigm , in which case your ideals would be impressed on someone else who didn't want them and they in turn would right the BIP instead of you. 

Reality exists as it must and under the best possible circumastances, and if you  don't think so, keep in mind that a positive attitude will solve many of your problems, and the ones it doesn't solve will be made up for in the joy how many you people you piss off with a big ignorant shit eating grin on your face. People are a product of their environment as well as being masters of their fates.  It,Äôs that dynamism that keeps life interesting. 

That is why any of us are still alive, because we want to see what happens next ... to see just how fucked up this life shit can get, like a kid jumping in the seat of the scariest rollercoaster, and much like the kid, the memory and excitement will fade in time, like the wonderfull cup of coffee you had 2 monday mornings ago.  It just doesn't seem relavent to think about it once you've enjoyed it now does it?  Gotta love human nature and it's absurdity.

This leads me into a further ramble whch may just be the point of all this other rambling, we'll find out...
I tend to think that life doesn't suck so bad.  Sure it bites, but it has to.  A certain ammount of grief is necessary in life.  Without it there would be no basis for comparrison and you wouldn't even know if you were having fun (...and maybe you don't and suffer(?) from malaise).  The duality of existence is much what makes it exciting and fun.  I have a private theory that states you signed up for this life and you are getting absolutely everything you asked for and wanted in the deal, including depression, tragedy, pain and suffering. 

"BUT THAT IS COLD! Do you mean to tell me that some 14 year old girl really wanted to get raped and that the fetus really wanted to die at birth and kill it's own mother in the process!"

Yeah, actually.  And here's why.  When you die, no matter what happens afterword you won't care about what happened in life.  It will cease to matter just like that rollercoaster from when you were 8, as matter of fact, now that you're in your mid fifties that rollercoaster idea isn't sounding so hot and exciting anymore... maybe I'll just pass this round out...

being violently murdered, abused or what not will not matter in the grand scheme of things no matter what happens when you die, and you won't care.  If you are reincarnated, you won't remember, if you are void and cease to exist, it won't matter and if you go to some heaven or hell after life you are likely to be preoccupied with whatever you are doing (like you are now) and whatver happened in life, still, won't matter, you still won't care.

Maybe in some brief flash of nostalgic memeory, like that nice cup of coffee from 2 mondays ago, but you won't really care.  In this respect, mankind will approach beginning solving all his problems when he ceaes to take life so seriously.  I restated that from the PD beause I also believe that the very nature of existence makes it so that problems are necessary as part of the experience and there is no real way to solve them, as is illustrated by the bit about eris on the radio.

I'll end with an emphasis on my point that is drawn from Hitch hiker's Guide though loosely translated here...

the richest men in all the universe commissioned to have their own custom built paradise planets built to specification for maximum enjoyment.  At the end of the day these men found that they were still depressed no matter how many virgins  fed them hand peeled grapes a day, usually over something as trivial as the sky being the wrong shade of pink as the sun set after an otherwise perfect day of relaxing.

What can be learned here?  Mankind has no friggen clue what it wants.  That is part of the game, people are fickle and dumb, including you and I.  It's also what keeps us alive (steven hawkings: "it is not clear that intelligence is connected with long term survivability.")... the need to seek out new shit.  If you want people to really be influenced by the BIP, appeal to that.  My grandfather, the lord of all quotes, often plaugerized an old saying "you can catch more flies with honey than vinegar, but you can catch 10 times as many than both combined with a big steaming pile of horse shit."
Because Fuck them, and that's why.
Ambassador KLOK KAOS

PS I noticed a bit about people being randomly quoted for insertion in some rant based section of the forum on BIP for possible.  I don' have any qualms with this but if anything I have to say is to go into print I do want to have it run by me first so I can see it in context because I am egotistical.

PSS I followed an old link to BIP and the pages weren't in order (maybe they weren't supposed to be?) so if my impression is coming from an outdated verrsion, please flame me incessently for my ignorance and send me a link to the new one which is actually meatspinners in disguise.  I would love that.  It would be educational.  Do it for the children.


However, it still sounds like Nihilism combinded with PreDeterminism.
#29912
Spoke in tongues too, right?
#29913
Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: Plan of action
March 26, 2007, 01:01:55 PM
I think the AK's proposed title works, in the sense that sure, we can point out the BIP, but that's just a noun.

By calling it "How to Survive the BIP", or "Living inside the BIP", or whatever, we're being inclusive, and it appears helpful (although, we know all about "appearences", don't we?).

Just my $0.02.
#29914
Quote from: Ambassador KAOS on March 25, 2007, 11:27:42 AM
Quote from: Felix Mackay on March 25, 2007, 12:57:31 AM
I know a guy who might just barely fit into his own species.  He's Ted the Tedanian, and he's human shaped, but his genes are just different enough to classify him as inhuman.  Guy changes color.  After a month of dried noodles, he turned yellow.  Also has inhuman endurance... a lot of shit that doesn't come to mind, but he's a freak.

Is that otherkin?

I think otherkin indicates that you are so pretentious as to believe that your own differences from the rest of the human race make you unique enough to warrant a special title in a classical form of mental masterbation.  I always do my part to recomend to anyone that pretentious that they, rather than mentally masturbate, just get straight to it and give themselves head whilst fisting themselves.  Why dance around the subject?  Why not get straight to it?  Point is everyone is, everyone is different and that doesn't make you special to be different too.  This is exactly why the bartender gives you a savage blow to the head at the end of the barstool experiment, to let you know that being pretentious doesn't make you immune to the laws of physical reality.  In this fashion, realizing that you are oh soooo deep and poetic (aka a giant bleeding heart/vagina wussy) that you must indeed have the blood/spirit of the fae (or some other ridiculous myth) in your body and feel it necessary to share your delusion with the rest of us who are doing our best not to push our retarded bullshit on other people for the sake of harmony, peace and good will toward men.  Much like the barstool experiement, a savage blow to the head cures all.
Unfortunately without this level of delusional behavior i would lose much of my entertainment.  Crazy, pretentious and ridiculous people make up about 95% of my friends beause their ridiculousness can at least hold my attention span if I'm in the mood for it.  Further, being that they are so delusional they are also usually preconditioned to dealing with the fringe benefits of being counted among my friends.  Indeed, being among friends does not excuse me from flaming them incessently about how retardiculous they can be, and I would expect no less from them (as it's all in good fun anyhow).
In any case, Ted the tedian isn't actually human, he's a superhero, and he sounds like he kicks ass, especially if he is self described as ted the tedian.  I give him 2 points for style for not hyjacking some other overused cliche.
AKK


Weird -- I seem physically unable to entirely read your posts; it's like I read the first line or so, and then my eyes slide down the page like a greased monkey at a strip club.

Maybe you should take some pointers from LHX.


his posts


have a lot of carriage


returns.
#29915
Bring and Brag / Re: New audio stuff.
March 23, 2007, 06:39:08 PM
I only do power chords.

Besides, MIDI guitar sucks ass.
#29916
Bring and Brag / Re: New audio stuff.
March 23, 2007, 06:27:15 PM
I wish I could play piano better.  I was really trying to make it into a Waits tune.
#29917
Bring and Brag / Re: New audio stuff.
March 23, 2007, 05:54:16 PM
Hours of painstaking...

Nah.  I found it originally on gofugyourself.com .
#29918
It sounds like an argument against free will, actually.
#29919
1.  Do you mind if I quote this and throw in some more paragraph breaks?

2.  Do you disagree with the premise/metaphor of the BIP, or the way it's delivered/packaged?

3.  The BIP wasn't designed to teach people about Eris, or bowling.  It was to cut out the stuff in the PD that wasn't useful and/or kinda stupid.
#29920
Principia Discussion / Re: What am O I O?
March 23, 2007, 04:44:47 PM
y'know, that might explain the amount of Star Wars avatars he's been rocking lately.
#29921
Principia Discussion / Re: What am O I O?
March 23, 2007, 04:32:05 PM
CRAMULOUS, I AM YOUR FATHER.
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#29922
Principia Discussion / Re: What am O I O?
March 23, 2007, 04:25:10 PM
I figured it was a relative of Prof Cram's, due to the fake moustache.
#29923
Didn't you hear?  If 5-year-old kids aren't smart enough to realize that the abusive environment they're totally immersed in isn't the only one they have to live in, then fuck 'em.
#29924
Or Kill Me / Re: Killing Tomorrow Today
March 23, 2007, 02:32:30 PM
Quote from: Cain on March 23, 2007, 08:57:05 AM
Rev, would you say there is a problem of alienation in society?  Not in the strict economic sense of being removed from what it is that makes you your living, but in a more social sense?  Get up at 7, be at work for nine, have half an hour off for lunch, go home, watch tv, have OK sex then go to bed.  Rinse and repeat, forever.

I don't want to sound like some fucking conservative, but there does seem to be a problem when it comes to the average person and the lack of grand narratives and community in modern life.  Personally, I couldn't give a shit because I get along just fine without these things.  But a lot of people do seem to need them, and without them will buy into any half assed shit that makes them feel part of something.   Xenophobic nationalism.  Extremist movements.  Religious nutwingery.

This is where it started.  At the risk of provoking Cain, I can see what I think he's trying to say:  That while he doesn't see a personal need for them, many people need some sort of grand narrative to find "meaning" in their lives, and will grab at anything remotely resembling it, including self-destructive things.

Cain, sorry if I got that wrong.
#29925
Or Kill Me / Re: Killing Tomorrow Today
March 23, 2007, 02:19:27 PM
Quote from: SillyCybin on March 23, 2007, 02:18:29 PM
Quote from: LMNO on March 23, 2007, 02:11:50 PM
"want" to?


What, are you a follower of TEH SECRET now?

Holy fuck that thing has a fkin amazing level of production for one of those. Who the hell's behind it?

Oprah, among others.