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Started by Thurnez Isa, October 30, 2006, 01:01:32 AM

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LMNO

Quote from: hunter s.durden on November 06, 2006, 09:38:07 PM
If someone tells me they've seen a ghost and doesn't offer any evidence or proof, I pretty much discount everything they ever say to me again. Ever.

Am I being closed minded, or would you consider a good way of "cutting out the fat", socially speaking?


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hunter s.durden

My buddies wife constant tells me she's seen ghosts here and there. No matter what explaination I give her, she thinks its ghosts. For instance she works in an old folks home now... Ghosts! It couldn't possibly be wiley old fucks turning up their volumes and screaming, could it? She sees more ghosts than John Edwards (biggest douche in the universe).

Why do people need to believe in their world of clouds and angels to be content? Don't they have enough to do as it is? If people spent more time playing Playstation....

Oh, and fuck those orbs... If they're not human size, wearing period dress, they can ghost fuck themselves. I have no time for non-corporeal people.
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Cain

In your case, I think you have a valid point.  I never seem to meet those sort of crazies anymore, sadly.

LHX

ghosts are real all you have to do is have faith and believe wiff all your heart and soul and you will see them
neat hell

Cain


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Quote from: Thurnez Isa on October 30, 2006, 01:08:13 AM
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the bidding of this one starting at 19 thousand dollars  :lol:

Lol, they also don't offer free shipping or shipping insurance. You spend 19,000 dollars on a holy artifact only to have it lost in the mail :-(.
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Quote from: LHX on November 08, 2006, 03:46:57 AM
ghosts are real all you have to do is have faith and believe wiff all your heart and soul and you will see them

My theory is that ghosts are experienced by people who have little or no experience of hallucinogens and therefore just assume that what they're hallucinating is real. The rest of us, on the other hand, are quite used to the "its only the mushrooms .. its only the mushrooms..." saftey mantra and so, when presented with something like a ghost will quickly think "wow I'm not even on mushrooms. Cool trip!"

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LHX

ghosts are the souls of dead people what have unfinished business on earth before they can go to heaven

you can see their spirits by channeling all the energy of your heart chakra
neat hell

hunter s.durden

Is hould have mentioned that said friend loves to read Sylvia Brown and watch her on Montel. Has anyone here read Sylvia Brown? This fat stupid cunt truely takes the biggest advantage of sad, destitute people. She write of a world of happiness and clouds for everyone.

Example: Those orbs aren't ghosts. They're angels.

Fuck Sylvia Brown.
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Quote from: LHX on November 08, 2006, 01:58:22 PM
ghosts are the souls of dead people what have unfinished business on earth before they can go to heaven

you can see their spirits by channeling all the energy of your heart chakra

I feed them ectoplasm by channeling energy through my nutsack chakra.

"Oh yea ... that's it casper ... suck it down baby..."

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walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: hunter s.durden on November 08, 2006, 02:17:07 PM
Is hould have mentioned that said friend loves to read Sylvia Brown and watch her on Montel. Has anyone here read Sylvia Brown? This fat stupid cunt truely takes the biggest advantage of sad, destitute people. She write of a world of happiness and clouds for everyone.

Example: Those orbs aren't ghosts. They're angels.

Fuck Sylvia Brown.

Is she one of those Cold Readers? That's some pretty heartless shit but hey, if ur stupid enough to believe it don't expect too much of my sympathy.

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walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

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LHX

^^^
troof

i have had success opening my third scrotum by using nutsack chakra balancing techniques

i learned how to do it from reading a book
neat hell

hunter s.durden

I would call her  : Cold Reader Plus. Whereas John Edwards talks to the dead but dosen't do anything else, this cunt has stories and tales of everything. She talks about god, angels, spirits, love, blah blah.... This way she can make money while she's not bullshitting the lonely.
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Quote from: LHX on November 08, 2006, 02:22:56 PM
^^^
troof

i have had success opening my third scrotum by using nutsack chakra balancing techniques

i learned how to do it from reading a book

I actually invented the technique. I sold the patent to Microsoft who are bundling it with the new version of windows. You'll be able to burn your third scrotum to dvd soon.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

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Quote from: LHX on November 08, 2006, 02:22:56 PMi have had success opening my third scrotum by using nutsack chakra balancing techniques

i learned how to do it from reading a book

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