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Roger/Waffle pointlessly pushing iron up in the air thread (warning: geekery)

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, August 26, 2014, 08:13:45 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#105
September 06, 2014, 05:24:40 AM
Quote from: Triggered word /b/ear on September 06, 2014, 03:58:25 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 06, 2014, 01:44:27 AM
Caught my leg on the frame of the machine, broke a vein under the skin.  It doesn't hurt, but it looks like hell.  Like I have a golf ball under my skin.

<--- Moron


With love,
Texas

For real.  I had just warned Keelin to look out for the fucking thing.  :whack:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#106
September 09, 2014, 12:11:32 AM
Went in to push the frustration out, Waffles.  To take it out on the dumb bells.

They won.  I feel better emotionally, but my arms don't work.  I'm typing this with a rubber chicken.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Ben Shapiro

#107
September 09, 2014, 12:46:51 AM
LOL

EK WAFFLR

#108
September 09, 2014, 09:49:25 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2014, 12:11:32 AM
Went in to push the frustration out, Waffles.  To take it out on the dumb bells.

They won.  I feel better emotionally, but my arms don't work.  I'm typing this with a rubber chicken.

The iron is not your friend.

Also, did the whole putting-plates-on-bars thing for the powerlifting meet this weekend. My glutes want to kill me. Two days of lifting plates on and off that fucking bar, and helping the lifters who failed to get it up to not be crushed. Some of these fuckers benched ( or tried to ) over 500 lbs. they were almost all in their fifties.   

The most impressive, however, was a 63 years Oldham with Celebral Palsy who benched 140lbs.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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The Good Reverend Roger

#109
September 09, 2014, 02:00:16 PM
Quote from: Allfader Waffles on September 09, 2014, 09:49:25 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2014, 12:11:32 AM
Went in to push the frustration out, Waffles.  To take it out on the dumb bells.

They won.  I feel better emotionally, but my arms don't work.  I'm typing this with a rubber chicken.

The iron is not your friend.

It says I'm the only one.   :sad:

QuoteAlso, did the whole putting-plates-on-bars thing for the powerlifting meet this weekend. My glutes want to kill me. Two days of lifting plates on and off that fucking bar, and helping the lifters who failed to get it up to not be crushed. Some of these fuckers benched ( or tried to ) over 500 lbs. they were almost all in their fifties.   

Do never test old bastards trying to maintain their grip on the pack.  They are testy and sometimes become violent...You'll have dentures stuck into your every limb if you get in their way.

QuoteThe most impressive, however, was a 63 years Oldham with Celebral Palsy who benched 140lbs.

That IS impressive.   :eek:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

EK WAFFLR

#110
September 09, 2014, 02:01:50 PM
Oldham? What. Old man, ferchrissakes.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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LMNO

#111
September 09, 2014, 02:16:06 PM
One day I will beging excercising.  Oh, yes.  The day will come.

But first, there's this plate of fried chicken that needs my attention.

The Good Reverend Roger

#112
September 09, 2014, 02:16:21 PM
Quote from: Allfader Waffles on September 09, 2014, 02:01:50 PM
Oldham? What. Old man, ferchrissakes.

I was assuming autocorrect.  I have developed a sort of mental filter for that.   :lulz:

You kids and your "smart" phones.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#113
September 09, 2014, 02:16:53 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 09, 2014, 02:16:06 PM
One day I will beging excercising.  Oh, yes.  The day will come.

But first, there's this plate of fried chicken that needs my attention.

If you're doing it right, not only are you allowed the chicken, it's kind of required.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

EK WAFFLR

#114
September 10, 2014, 03:27:10 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2014, 02:16:21 PM
Quote from: Allfader Waffles on September 09, 2014, 02:01:50 PM
Oldham? What. Old man, ferchrissakes.

I was assuming autocorrect.  I have developed a sort of mental filter for that.   :lulz:

You kids and your "smart" phones.

My phone has the dumbs all the time. I want my old Nokia 3210.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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The Good Reverend Roger

#115
September 11, 2014, 01:12:27 AM
For whatever reason, I was a total creampuff today.  I DID the workout, but I was struggling the whole time.

And it wasn't Monday's berserk workout, either, because I've felt fine since.  I was just the lazy.  But I did it anyway.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

EK WAFFLR

#116
September 11, 2014, 08:12:07 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 11, 2014, 01:12:27 AM
For whatever reason, I was a total creampuff today.  I DID the workout, but I was struggling the whole time.

And it wasn't Monday's berserk workout, either, because I've felt fine since.  I was just the lazy.  But I did it anyway.

When the old motivation is down the drain and you just don't wanna, them's the best  workouts, for me in any case. Because I bested the lazy part of me.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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P3nT4gR4m

#117
September 11, 2014, 08:58:38 AM
Weights for me started as a physical challenge but very quickly became predominantly a head-game. I think that's normal

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
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EK WAFFLR

#118
September 11, 2014, 12:38:32 PM
My current goal is two-fold. One is to get strong as fuck, so I can start competing nationally when I turn forty. The other is to get big. 70's big.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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The Good Reverend Roger

#119
September 11, 2014, 01:36:16 PM
Quote from: Allfader Waffles on September 11, 2014, 08:12:07 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 11, 2014, 01:12:27 AM
For whatever reason, I was a total creampuff today.  I DID the workout, but I was struggling the whole time.

And it wasn't Monday's berserk workout, either, because I've felt fine since.  I was just the lazy.  But I did it anyway.

When the old motivation is down the drain and you just don't wanna, them's the best  workouts, for me in any case. Because I bested the lazy part of me.

My best workouts are when I'm angry.  But yeah, that comes a second best.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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