You may have nonticed that Tao and I have become prince and princess. This is not without reason. It is time to make a tribute to our ladys son, His Majesty Joshua Norton, Emperor of the United States of America and Protector of Mexico. The spirit of eristocracy must be carried on into the 21st Century. Us Germans are making a start by founding the
Deutsches Diskordisches Reich (DDR)
During the Devival in Germany 2005, Tao and I will officially be crowned Emperor and Empress by his arrogance Pope Cereal I.
Currently we are preparing the founding of the Reich and setting up a neat bit of eristocrats to rule the place. We are turnin this thing into a huge jake. Official Banishments, excommunications and so on will be sent to their recipients (Antibob,.....)
But not only nasty things we have in mind. The good, the crazy and the brave will be knighted and honored by the DDR-Administration by all needs.
Now I ask you after this brief introduction on the concept of our new State: WHO IS TO FOLLOW NORTON IN THE US?
Will Trollax become King of Australia?
:twisted:
i'm going to nominate mead simon of canada as emporer of the united states, whether he wants it or not, he's got the job.
good planning over there.
well efficiency agains the cabbage oversaturated world is just what we need and so we take actions *g*
Quote from: PrincessEris von TartarusWill Trollax become King of Australia?
:twisted:
Once I duel Pvednes to the death, of course! :twisted:
I assume I'll be coming up with my own heraldry ;-) ? And I'll need an official entitlement for my lady as well. Our house colour will be (naturally) red and black possibly involving some sort of rubber chicken. I'll need to track down my swords as well and get them back, for the family arms. It's been 400 or more years since I've seen them.
House motto will be: Illuminus Omni Arcanum (uncover every secret) I'll have more information for your records soon.
I nominate Hakim Bey for Underpresident of the United States.
Of course I will work to establish the DDR here. But we do need an Underpresident.
OK here's the Kinora Coat of Arms...
(http://img11.photobucket.com/albums/v35/penofdl/KCA.gif)
ILLUMINUS OMNI ARCANUM
Any further info you two need?
I don't know about them. But I may need some more info. Send. Send.
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCI don't know about them. But I may need some more info. Send. Send.
Specifically?
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODDQuote from: St. Hugh, KSCI don't know about them. But I may need some more info. Send. Send.
Specifically?
Why the difference in square shapes for one....the rest of the info would involve matters more esoteric.
Well, first off I'm not too sure about the standards of heraldry. Although somewhere in my deep past is the knowledge, which is probably whi I chose that particular motif. The herald is actually a shield, the squares representing the plans within plans slowly becoming more and more public, being unburied by me and mine.
The Kinora family has it's origins back at the end of the first rennaisance, where society first plunged into darkness. Trollax Kinora, disobeying the direct orders of his commander and chief as a highly-ranked assassin to carry out contracts on friends amnd family who were low-ranked members of a resistance in a civil war.
Cast out from his clan Trollax continued an illicit relationship with his wife, forbidden under law. Their first daughter made all three of them fugitives, in an attempt to save their lives,Trollax sacrificed himself passing through final death and surviving, though horribly mad for 40,000 years. Eventually captured and sentenced to be human. Trollax himself now seeks to create, staff, and fund an army of dissidents and fugitives to continue on the fugitive quest to find a way beyond the rulership of gods and other higher-dimensional beings.
Anything else?
Ah, I must declare myself Supreme Overlord and Savior of earth, humanity and all living things and Prince of the Universe Keeper of the Sacred Chao Bringer of Peace and Enlightenment and Supreme Avatar of the Spirits and The Way.
But I'll still call myself Lucifer, or Lux for short.
Hail Lux!
(I'll declare myself Overlord of Something, when I can think of something clever. Any ideas?)
Quote from: Medeo(I'll declare myself Overlord of Something, when I can think of something clever. Any ideas?)
Split pea soup?
Im content to just be the Caffeinatrixx
its a good title
and Ill keep my COffee Terroroist gig too...
Quote from: MalaulIm content to just be the Caffeinatrixx
its a good title
Indeed it is. An excellent title.
::nods happily and sips her tea::
a tea sipping caffeinatrix *g* hahahah how nice that is. coffee terrorist doin tea time *hug*
ohhhh we had a DDR-Launching party at the dorm last friday. was the bomb. Tao and I got really drunk and found out that we even like each other when we are totally pissed *swooooooooooooooon city*
pissed = drunk
not mad right?
yesssssssssssssssssssss drunk
pissed off is angry in british english.
yeah that can cause a bit of a mixup this diffenence thing between AE and BE.
@Dragon: How about you becoming the king of belgium?
Oh it doesn't stop there.
The knighting of Helge Schneider, and Ali G.
Titanic and Italien to be the royal publications.
Sickendick to be the royal buthcher.
Trashy.com to be the royal empress clothier.
Ancient Greek restaurant in Dusseldorf the royal restaurant and historic site of the royal proposal of the Emperor and Emperess.
We will be lurning the Bavarians out of Bavaria with beer, accordians, cash and dirdl wearing blondes. (it will be much nicer there without them)
Quote from: PrincessEris von Tartarus@Dragon: How about you becoming the king of belgium?
How about he moves to luxembourg and we all become royalty of an incredibly compact and rich country?
bump
:aaa:
oh, you bastards.
that's hardly in keeping with the christmas spirit.
I bet these two douchebags are EXACTLY the same now as they were then.
Quote from: Hoopla on December 23, 2009, 06:10:09 PM
I bet these two douchebags are EXACTLY the same now as they were then.
As I understand it, Tao is now lonely and bitter, and living in Hamilton, Ontario.
2/3rds of Hamilton deserves it. Trust The Good Reverend on this one, I know that city well.
:horrormirth: Are you guys bumping shitty old threads as an example of what NOT to do or some shit? These people make my head hurt.
If PD.com was as human body, then thread bumping shit like this is some kind of auto-immune disorder.*
* Probably not Lupus though.
Quote from: Chief Uwachiquen on December 23, 2009, 07:29:58 PM
:horrormirth: Are you guys bumping shitty old threads as an example of what NOT to do or some shit? These people make my head hurt.
Hey, at least you didn't have to live through the reign of the "Mush Mullahs".
Think of it as the history channel for PD, if the history channel caused actual pain.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 23, 2009, 08:01:56 PM
Quote from: Chief Uwachiquen on December 23, 2009, 07:29:58 PM
:horrormirth: Are you guys bumping shitty old threads as an example of what NOT to do or some shit? These people make my head hurt.
Hey, at least you didn't have to live through the reign of the "Mush Mullahs".
Think of it as the history channel for PD, if the history channel caused actual pain.
The History Channel does cause actual pain. Everytime they air some stupid show about the Bible, Nostradamus or the Mayan motherfucking Calendar, I stab myself with whatever is closest to hand.
Quote from: Mangrove on December 23, 2009, 08:04:27 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 23, 2009, 08:01:56 PM
Quote from: Chief Uwachiquen on December 23, 2009, 07:29:58 PM
:horrormirth: Are you guys bumping shitty old threads as an example of what NOT to do or some shit? These people make my head hurt.
Hey, at least you didn't have to live through the reign of the "Mush Mullahs".
Think of it as the history channel for PD, if the history channel caused actual pain.
The History Channel does cause actual pain. Everytime they air some stupid show about the Bible, Nostradamus or the Mayan motherfucking Calendar, I stab myself with whatever is closest to hand.
This is why I only watch it on Youtube, where I can just punch up the CGI episode of WWII that I want to watch.
Less stinky hippie shit that way.
Quote from: Chief Uwachiquen on December 23, 2009, 07:29:58 PM
:horrormirth: Are you guys bumping shitty old threads as an example of what NOT to do or some shit? These people make my head hurt.
Well, the decade IS coming to an end. It's only natural to fondly, er, um, look back at the previous 10, well 7 years.
Quote from: Mangrove on December 23, 2009, 08:04:27 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 23, 2009, 08:01:56 PM
Quote from: Chief Uwachiquen on December 23, 2009, 07:29:58 PM
:horrormirth: Are you guys bumping shitty old threads as an example of what NOT to do or some shit? These people make my head hurt.
Hey, at least you didn't have to live through the reign of the "Mush Mullahs".
Think of it as the history channel for PD, if the history channel caused actual pain.
The History Channel does cause actual pain. Everytime they air some stupid show about the Bible, Nostradamus or the Mayan motherfucking Calendar, I stab myself with whatever is closest to hand.
The one series I do like from History Channel is The Universe. And my wife and I mysteriously got sucked into the show they did on 9/11 when they put together a bunch of footage and ran it in real-time. We both felt very dirty afterwards.
Quote from: Mangrove on December 23, 2009, 08:04:27 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 23, 2009, 08:01:56 PM
Quote from: Chief Uwachiquen on December 23, 2009, 07:29:58 PM
:horrormirth: Are you guys bumping shitty old threads as an example of what NOT to do or some shit? These people make my head hurt.
Hey, at least you didn't have to live through the reign of the "Mush Mullahs".
Think of it as the history channel for PD, if the history channel caused actual pain.
The History Channel does cause actual pain. Everytime they air some stupid show about the Bible, Nostradamus or the Mayan motherfucking Calendar, I stab myself with whatever is closest to hand.
Oh god yeah, the Nostradamus special makes me :vom: It starts out kinda neat with some history about the actual man, but the last half of it or so is all "OMG he said this thing that could maybe be interpreted to be a prediction about this thing that happened later."
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 23, 2009, 07:06:46 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on December 23, 2009, 06:10:09 PM
I bet these two douchebags are EXACTLY the same now as they were then.
As I understand it, Tao is now lonely and bitter, and living in Hamilton, Ontario.
2/3rds of Hamilton deserves it. Trust The Good Reverend on this one, I know that city well.
I believe its impossible to live in Hamilton Ontario and NOT be lonely and bitter.
Holy fucking shit. :x
Quote from: Cainad on December 23, 2009, 08:46:38 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on December 23, 2009, 08:04:27 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 23, 2009, 08:01:56 PM
Quote from: Chief Uwachiquen on December 23, 2009, 07:29:58 PM
:horrormirth: Are you guys bumping shitty old threads as an example of what NOT to do or some shit? These people make my head hurt.
Hey, at least you didn't have to live through the reign of the "Mush Mullahs".
Think of it as the history channel for PD, if the history channel caused actual pain.
The History Channel does cause actual pain. Everytime they air some stupid show about the Bible, Nostradamus or the Mayan motherfucking Calendar, I stab myself with whatever is closest to hand.
Oh god yeah, the Nostradamus special makes me :vom: It starts out kinda neat with some history about the actual man, but the last half of it or so is all "OMG he said this thing that could maybe be interpreted to be a prediction about this thing that happened later."
NOSTRADAMUS HAD AWESOME GREEN PANTS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aAMSBLNIpg
WHICH WERE AWESOME
THAT IS ALL
ZIJN NAAM WAS NOSTRADAMUS
HIJ KON HEEL GOED VOORSPELLEN
DAAR KON JE HEM BIJ WIJZE VAN SPREKEN
MIDDEN IN DE NACHT VOOR BELLEN
MAAR IK WEET DAT DAT NIET WAAR IS
WANT IN DE TIJD VAN NOSTRADAMUS
HADDEN ZE NOG GEEN TELEFOON!
Quote from: Mangrove on December 23, 2009, 08:04:27 PM
The History Channel
I read this as 'The History Cabal'. :p
...same thing?