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hmm...touchy. i was merely conducting market research. the fact that zorga wants you pickled ain't my fault missy.

This is quite true. Zoga is sorry you were stabbed by the jealous fairy.
Would you like a bandaid and a drink, Pope xvii?

thank you zorga. not to worry...i never come to PD without my trusty stab jacket.

i'm guessing you're drinking rum tonight?  

sings: long and tall and doo doo doo...that girl from principia...doo doo

<rhumbas back to the bar>

Zorga kills aini and pickles her in rum.
See how well aini and Zorga get along now?

not wanting to get involved, but would pickled fairy in rum be worth stocking in the bar or should i just order in some more beer?

::stabs this pope where it hurts::

hmm...touchy. i was merely conducting market research. the fact that zorga wants you pickled ain't my fault missy.

who wants to dance with....the oracle of rhumba?  

Zorga kills aini and pickles her in rum.
See how well aini and Zorga get along now?

not wanting to get involved, but would pickled fairy in rum be worth stocking in the bar or should i just order in some more beer?

Glad I spelled the place correctly....not that anyone gives a damn about spelling on this forum.

There was another major arrest/stony silence event that I heard about, around about the same time as the NY fiasco. Chicago? Detroit?

If there is any justice, the BBC series 'The Power Of Nightmares' will be shown in the US or come out on DVD and you can see the <ahem> evidence these poor schmucks were arrested on. If you can get to see this, it's very good. I doubt if it'll do anything other than confirm what you already know, but it is a good 3 hours of 'omg how stupid are we?' tv.

oops...sorry...got all political there....quick, someone channel Bill Hicks to do some dick jokes and dig me out of the comedy blackhole I've dug for myself.....

just wondering, but how can you have a war on terror, if there has been no attacks. surely thats just called a war.
i will quote bill hicks for the last fucking time

"there never was a war,...you see a war is when two armies are fighting.

So you see right there..."

you can never have too many bill hicks quotes. keep 'em coming.

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Alice Cooper! YEAHHHHHHH!


NT:for god's sake mangrove get off the frickin' computer and get your ass in town to do something constructive!

Was this the famous terror plot that was uncovered in NY?
(Lackawanna?....did i spell that right?)

The terror plot which was splashed all over the news complete with big Bushy speech about how they're winning?

The same terror plot that was found to be non-existent and the people found innocent and let go without so much as a murmur?

Just checking.

We've had hundreds of terror related arrests in the UK. Only 4 convictions, those relating to things like possession of illegal literature rather than any actual plots and ZERO al-qaeda. That's right. ZIP. NADA. Not a sausage.

Just saying.

we're hungry, we're cold!
why thank you for the turkey.
now we take land. yoink!

NT: pizza hut

is the ape drape here?
on the catwalks of milan?
die you fuckin' tards!

NT: pedero's glorious moustache

kill me? why would anyone want to....<argh>

k.Cobain

and hten he was like hey fucker
forgive these n00bs for tehy are n00bs!

i think horab deserves an honorary mention for that.

lol

lo! the lord did weep
upon calv'ry he said thus:
"i can see my house!"


NT: heresy

the air now clear of smoke
the board glistens with dry blood
"the top hat is MINE!"


NT: feb 14th.