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Jazz: srs fucking business

Started by Cain, December 10, 2009, 08:47:35 PM

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East Coast Hustle

jazz is still even more 100% utter crap than any other musical genre I can think of.

except for maybe J-pop.
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Freeky

Quote from: Faust on December 13, 2009, 02:30:58 PM
Quote from: LMNO on December 13, 2009, 02:24:02 PM
If nothing else, this thread proves that R-Prime statements about jazz are a troll's goldmine.
True, additionally metal is the anime of music

What's wrong with metal?

Epimetheus

Quote from: Rip City Hustle on December 15, 2009, 02:32:27 AM
jazz is still even more 100% utter crap than any other musical genre I can think of.

except for maybe J-pop.

You sure you aren't trollin?  :p
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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Rip City Hustle on December 15, 2009, 02:32:27 AM
jazz is still even more 100% utter crap than any other musical genre I can think of.

except for maybe J-pop.

Dubbstep.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Epimetheus

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2009, 04:17:56 AM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on December 15, 2009, 02:32:27 AM
jazz is still even more 100% utter crap than any other musical genre I can think of.

except for maybe J-pop.

Dubbstep.
:lol: I have friends that listen to dubstep.
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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Epimetheus on December 15, 2009, 04:18:57 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2009, 04:17:56 AM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on December 15, 2009, 02:32:27 AM
jazz is still even more 100% utter crap than any other musical genre I can think of.

except for maybe J-pop.

Dubbstep.
:lol: I have friends that listen to dubstep.


Get better friends.  Those ones are no good.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Iason Ouabache

Quote from: Epimetheus on December 15, 2009, 04:18:57 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 15, 2009, 04:17:56 AM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on December 15, 2009, 02:32:27 AM
jazz is still even more 100% utter crap than any other musical genre I can think of.

except for maybe J-pop.

Dubbstep.
:lol: I have friends that listen to dubstep.

Bullshit! No one listens to dubstep unless they are in a club hopped up on X.
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East Coast Hustle

Quote from: Epimetheus on December 15, 2009, 04:16:22 AM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on December 15, 2009, 02:32:27 AM
jazz is still even more 100% utter crap than any other musical genre I can think of.

except for maybe J-pop.

You sure you aren't trollin?  :p

depends....can you be trolling and still believe 100% in what you're saying?
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

East Coast Hustle

Quote from: Mistress Freeky on December 15, 2009, 03:45:19 AM
Quote from: Faust on December 13, 2009, 02:30:58 PM
Quote from: LMNO on December 13, 2009, 02:24:02 PM
If nothing else, this thread proves that R-Prime statements about jazz are a troll's goldmine.
True, additionally metal is the anime of music

What's wrong with metal?

the only thing wrong with metal is that it sometimes gets used erroneously to describe bands like Evanescence or 3 Days Grace or Nightwish.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Brotep

My list of the worst is topped by Chinese opera, smooth jazz and new country.

Freeky

Quote from: Rip City Hustle on December 15, 2009, 06:09:42 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on December 15, 2009, 03:45:19 AM
Quote from: Faust on December 13, 2009, 02:30:58 PM
Quote from: LMNO on December 13, 2009, 02:24:02 PM
If nothing else, this thread proves that R-Prime statements about jazz are a troll's goldmine.
True, additionally metal is the anime of music

What's wrong with metal?

the only thing wrong with metal is that it sometimes gets used erroneously to describe bands like Evanescence or 3 Days Grace or Nightwish.

There is that. I just can't figure out what Faust meant by it being the anime of music. :?

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Mistress Freeky on December 15, 2009, 06:17:30 AM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on December 15, 2009, 06:09:42 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on December 15, 2009, 03:45:19 AM
Quote from: Faust on December 13, 2009, 02:30:58 PM
Quote from: LMNO on December 13, 2009, 02:24:02 PM
If nothing else, this thread proves that R-Prime statements about jazz are a troll's goldmine.
True, additionally metal is the anime of music

What's wrong with metal?

the only thing wrong with metal is that it sometimes gets used erroneously to describe bands like Evanescence or 3 Days Grace or Nightwish.

There is that. I just can't figure out what Faust meant by it being the anime of music. :?

Faust is Irish, and as such cannot be held accountable for much of what he says.  It's the Guinness.  Gives 'em bubbles in the brain.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Triple Zero

Quote from: Rip City Hustle on December 15, 2009, 02:32:27 AM
jazz is still even more 100% utter crap than any other musical genre I can think of.

except for maybe J-pop.

I can enjoy a .. few, two or three .. Pizzicato Five tracks, in moderation. I can listen to Jazz longer without going batshit insane, so yes, I think J-Pop is slightly worse :-)
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Quote from: Mistress Freeky on December 15, 2009, 03:45:19 AM
Quote from: Faust on December 13, 2009, 02:30:58 PM
Quote from: LMNO on December 13, 2009, 02:24:02 PM
If nothing else, this thread proves that R-Prime statements about jazz are a troll's goldmine.
True, additionally metal is the anime of music

What's wrong with metal?

Nothing.  But I'm biased of course being a big metal fan.  And while there certainly some very superficial metal bands, there are also many metal bands who truly do make an art-form of the genre.  I can think of a band like Death, who managed to incorporate some free-form jazz patterns into the genre of death metal and make some very interesting music.  Then you see the folk-metal genre and a band like Eluveitie who blend traditional Celtic music, with traditional Celtic instruments, with melodic death metal and again make something very unique and powerful. 

But any genre is like this.  You have the good and the bad.  It's easy to use the bad to generalize the rest of the genre, but I think it's like LMNO posited.  Law of Fives.  If you want to find reasons to condemn a music genre, you will find them. 
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Faust

Quote from: Mistress Freeky on December 15, 2009, 03:45:19 AM
Quote from: Faust on December 13, 2009, 02:30:58 PM
Quote from: LMNO on December 13, 2009, 02:24:02 PM
If nothing else, this thread proves that R-Prime statements about jazz are a troll's goldmine.
True, additionally metal is the anime of music

What's wrong with metal?
Its only enjoyable on an ironic level.
Nah nothing really, people were talking about jazz as a vehicle for trolling a music discussion, so I left a bear trap out.
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