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[Doktor Howl]

There is some kind of constant shrill shrieking coming from two houses down.

It does not sound like shrieks of terror. No. It sounds like the shrieks of a victorious 4-year-old who is holding her enemy's bloody head toward the heavens.

I support that sort of thing.

I have made note of the location of my potential young ally.

I feel another Nigel horror story coming on.

Not sure whether to do it here or at FB.  Probably both.

[Doktor Howl]

[xXRon_Paul_42016Xxx(weed)]

Recently while waiting in a Taco Bell drive through a guy played "what are you waiting for" by Nickleback three times in a row and told me that "No matter where you are in life everybody need to hear this song."

[Ben Shapiro]

Banned from United Atheists Headquarters on facebook.

Saw THAT coming a mile away.

You should try my technique...Walk in, be REASONABLE, accidentally start HUGE ARGUMENTS, and then protest said arguments REASONABLY until everyone wants to kill you.

I like to achieve maximum butt-hurt.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

There is some kind of constant shrill shrieking coming from two houses down.

It does not sound like shrieks of terror. No. It sounds like the shrieks of a victorious 4-year-old who is holding her enemy's bloody head toward the heavens.

I support that sort of thing.

I have made note of the location of my potential young ally.

I feel another Nigel horror story coming on.

Not sure whether to do it here or at FB.  Probably both.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Recently while waiting in a Taco Bell drive through a guy played "what are you waiting for" by Nickleback three times in a row and told me that "No matter where you are in life everybody need to hear this song."

Wow, that's an amazing troll. I'm going to try it on campus.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

THERE she is.

[xXRon_Paul_42016Xxx(weed)]

Recently while waiting in a Taco Bell drive through a guy played "what are you waiting for" by Nickleback three times in a row and told me that "No matter where you are in life everybody need to hear this song."

Wow, that's an amazing troll. I'm going to try it on campus.

He wasnt trolling.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Recently while waiting in a Taco Bell drive through a guy played "what are you waiting for" by Nickleback three times in a row and told me that "No matter where you are in life everybody need to hear this song."

Wow, that's an amazing troll. I'm going to try it on campus.

He wasnt trolling.

It didn't sound like he was, but that doesn't matter.

[Cain]

Recently while waiting in a Taco Bell drive through a guy played "what are you waiting for" by Nickleback three times in a row and told me that "No matter where you are in life everybody need to hear this song."

Wow, that's an amazing troll. I'm going to try it on campus.

He wasnt trolling.

Well I suppose once you've gone through that, you know you can handle the worst life has to throw at you.

[xXRon_Paul_42016Xxx(weed)]

Recently while waiting in a Taco Bell drive through a guy played "what are you waiting for" by Nickleback three times in a row and told me that "No matter where you are in life everybody need to hear this song."

Wow, that's an amazing troll. I'm going to try it on campus.

He wasnt trolling.

Well I suppose once you've gone through that, you know you can handle the worst life has to throw at you.

I deserve an Oscar for keeping a straight face.

[Cain]

In other news, I'm moving back to London.

Not only will I be living in central London for a ridiculously low rent, I will also be living next to a massage school.

[LMNO]

Cain:  Pimpin'.

[Junkenstein]

In other news, I'm moving back to London.

Not only will I be living in central London for a ridiculously low rent, I will also be living next to a massage school.

Is that some kind of euphemism? Because it really should be.

[Cain]

Cain:  Pimpin'.

No, it's a classy joint, from what I can see.  Would have to be though, given property prices and rental in the area.

Is that some kind of euphemism? Because it really should be.

Yes, it is a euphemism for "babysitting teenagers whose parents have more money than time or common sense".  Oh, the massage thing?  Dunno.