Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Two vast and trunkless legs of stone => Topic started by: PopeElleDiamond on April 16, 2010, 12:52:00 AM

Title: Pope's 2 cents Upon short-lived memborship
Post by: PopeElleDiamond on April 16, 2010, 12:52:00 AM
I gave in to the temptation to join these forums, a rare thing indeed for one such as myself, with laughter in my heart... surely I would find chaotic treasures from open minds!!!!! 

Around every bend and in every ordered category, I searched for signs of Goddess, to my ultimate dismay.  Here are gathered those who proclaim Discordia out of Greyfaced mouths, gaining access to potentially engaging discussions...  to unleash an ocean of whiny dime-a-dozen opinions until they kill it for free thinkers.

Missing - Have you seen The Goddess Eris?? 


What is this shit I ask!?!

I end my short time here enlightened, chuckling as I leave the many mildewed minds here to fester and rot just as I found them. 

Hey, some ideas work better in theory than in application... such an idea is applauded. 


93 genuine popes!!   




   
Title: Re: Pope's 2 cents Upon short-lived memborship
Post by: Eater of Clowns on April 16, 2010, 01:08:58 AM
Please stay, mysterious stranger!  Clearly you have so much to teach us, the unlearned and wretched of Discordia.

Friends, I implore you, come.  Come see this odd wanderer who says such strange things in silly but wise tongues.  It is the one spoken of, the one from places afar who shall cast judgment upon us and our deeds, to teach us to better ourselves.  It is the prophet, the one who has been doing it right all along and knows the only true interpretation of our faith.

Visitor, let me welcome you to principiadiscordia, a place made to exchange ideas of merit.  Those without we cast aside through rigorous testing, those formidable may gain foothold as some of our tenets.  Of course, forgive me wise one for I speak to the more learned than myself, you are aware of all that has gone on here.  You have clearly digested all this information, have undoubtedly read each and every discussion to have formed your opinion thusly.

Share your wisdom, newcomer, and rejoice with us that we are united!
Title: Re: Pope's 2 cents Upon short-lived memborship
Post by: President Television on April 16, 2010, 01:17:07 AM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Pope's 2 cents Upon short-lived memborship
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 16, 2010, 01:18:36 AM
Quote from: PopeElleDiamond on April 16, 2010, 12:52:00 AM
I gave in to the temptation to join these forums, a rare thing indeed for one such as myself, with laughter in my heart... surely I would find chaotic treasures from open minds!!!!! 

Around every bend and in every ordered category, I searched for signs of Goddess, to my ultimate dismay.  Here are gathered those who proclaim Discordia out of Greyfaced mouths, gaining access to potentially engaging discussions...  to unleash an ocean of whiny dime-a-dozen opinions until they kill it for free thinkers.

Missing - Have you seen The Goddess Eris?? 


What is this shit I ask!?!

I end my short time here enlightened, chuckling as I leave the many mildewed minds here to fester and rot just as I found them. 

Hey, some ideas work better in theory than in application... such an idea is applauded. 


93 genuine popes!!   




   

Oh, look!  At last!  Someone coming along to tell us how to be REALLY REAL DISCORDIANS FOR REALNESS!

That's never happened before.

Fuck off, now.  Thanks.
Title: Re: Pope's 2 cents Upon short-lived memborship
Post by: The Wizard on April 16, 2010, 01:23:30 AM
These guys have just been crawling out of the woodwork lately, haven't they?
Title: Re: Pope's 2 cents Upon short-lived memborship
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 16, 2010, 01:27:05 AM
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on April 16, 2010, 01:23:30 AM
These guys have just been crawling out of the woodwork lately, haven't they?

It's like someone's been leaving crumbs on the carpet, right?
Title: Re: Pope's 2 cents Upon short-lived memborship
Post by: The Wizard on April 16, 2010, 01:36:20 AM
QuoteIt's like someone's been leaving crumbs on the carpet, right?

Pretty much. Or maybe they're breeding when we're not looking?
Title: Re: Pope's 2 cents Upon short-lived memborship
Post by: NotPublished on April 16, 2010, 01:57:13 AM
Illegal Aliens...
Title: Re: Pope's 2 cents Upon short-lived memborship
Post by: PopeTom on April 16, 2010, 03:09:31 AM
The awesomist thing about Discordianism is that you can't tell other people how to be Discordians.

Unless you're a douchebag.  In which case I feel sorry for you living in a world where everyone is doing everything in exactly the wrong way.
Title: Re: Pope's 2 cents Upon short-lived memborship
Post by: Requia ☣ on April 16, 2010, 03:37:29 AM
If you're going to tell us we're doing it wrong, you might want to tell us what the right way is.

Unless you mean we should be worshiping Eris?  If that's the case please say so, i could use the laugh.
Title: Re: Pope's 2 cents Upon short-lived memborship
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 16, 2010, 03:38:06 AM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on April 16, 2010, 03:37:29 AM
If you're going to tell us we're doing it wrong, you might want to tell us what the right way is.

Unless you mean we should be worshiping Eris?  If that's the case please say so, i could use the laugh.

I think the airhead flounced.
Title: Re: Pope's 2 cents Upon short-lived memborship
Post by: NotPublished on April 16, 2010, 03:39:30 AM
Perhaps its the normal way for oneself to say, 'Hi'

... I mean

I came in dramatic and big to :)

I had Eric the Transexual :lulz:
Title: Re: Pope's 2 cents Upon short-lived memborship
Post by: -Kel- on April 16, 2010, 03:47:55 AM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on April 16, 2010, 03:37:29 AM
If you're going to tell us we're doing it wrong, you might want to tell us what the right way is.

Unless you mean we should be worshiping Eris?  If that's the case please say so, i could use the laugh.

(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/doinitwrong.jpg)

Title: Re: Pope's 2 cents Upon short-lived memborship
Post by: Cramulus on April 16, 2010, 04:28:33 AM
:lulz: he made us an account just to tell us we suck!

it's cool dude no hard feelings

lots of discordians have "groups" imprinted as "tyrants"


it's funny that you haven't found any "value" here - but I've gotta wonder where you're looking.
Because neither you nor judgmental driveby #6 have actually attempted to make friends. You made an account to inject some additional negativity into the matrix.

So I guess it takes a shithead to know a shithead, huh?
Title: Re: Pope's 2 cents Upon short-lived memborship
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 16, 2010, 04:29:36 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on April 16, 2010, 04:28:33 AM
:lulz: he made us an account just to tell us we suck!


Actually, he started with a post sucking El Stiko's dick, in a thread from 2005.
Title: Re: Pope's 2 cents Upon short-lived memborship
Post by: Eater of Clowns on April 16, 2010, 04:43:02 AM
Dok, I just wanted to say that when I was first dicking around these parts I thought your treatment of noobs was a bit unnecessary.

Now that I've been here a while I can understand how seeing the same exact thing over and over again can get pretty fucking tiring.
Title: Re: Pope's 2 cents Upon short-lived memborship
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 16, 2010, 04:44:55 AM
Quote from: EoC on April 16, 2010, 04:43:02 AM
Dok, I just wanted to say that when I was first dicking around these parts I thought your treatment of noobs was a bit unnecessary.

Now that I've been here a while I can understand how seeing the same exact thing over and over again can get pretty fucking tiring.

That's a pretty common thing, I gather.
Title: Re: Pope's 2 cents Upon short-lived memborship
Post by: Freeky on April 16, 2010, 04:45:06 AM
Quote from: NotPubli on April 16, 2010, 03:39:30 AM
Perhaps its the normal way for oneself to say, 'Hi'

... I mean

I came in dramatic and big to :)

I had Eric the Transexual :lulz:

Oh jesus, I remember that.  :lulz:

I'm glad you stopped posting that, cuz you're way cooler than that made you look.
Title: Re: Pope's 2 cents Upon short-lived memborship
Post by: Chairman Risus on April 16, 2010, 04:55:09 AM
I've never really minded the orthodox discordian antibodies.

But I'm only really against flogging them outright because it deprives us (me) the entertainment in seeing them flail around trying to fix everything.
Title: Re: Pope's 2 cents Upon short-lived memborship
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on April 16, 2010, 05:00:24 AM
Reading that OP made me twitch. 





*twitch*
Title: Re: Pope's 2 cents Upon short-lived memborship
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on April 16, 2010, 05:21:23 AM
It made me yawn.

Then I gagged from yawning.

Now I'm gonna enjoy a 3 philosophers beer.
God damn these noobs are more boring than watching the head on this beer dissipate.

I want cake.
Also- I really like it when an animal is cooked to such perfection that it just falls right off it's little baked bones. Mmmmmmm. Moist.
Title: Re: Pope's 2 cents Upon short-lived memborship
Post by: Jasper on April 16, 2010, 10:10:05 AM
I gave in to the temptation to post in this thread with laughter in my heart

Five exclamation marks

Five

God damn.
Title: Re: Pope's 2 cents Upon short-lived memborship
Post by: LMNO on April 16, 2010, 01:27:08 PM
Quote from: EoC on April 16, 2010, 01:08:58 AM
Please stay, mysterious stranger!  Clearly you have so much to teach us, the unlearned and wretched of Discordia.

Friends, I implore you, come.  Come see this odd wanderer who says such strange things in silly but wise tongues.  It is the one spoken of, the one from places afar who shall cast judgment upon us and our deeds, to teach us to better ourselves.  It is the prophet, the one who has been doing it right all along and knows the only true interpretation of our faith.

Visitor, let me welcome you to principiadiscordia, a place made to exchange ideas of merit.  Those without we cast aside through rigorous testing, those formidable may gain foothold as some of our tenets.  Of course, forgive me wise one for I speak to the more learned than myself, you are aware of all that has gone on here.  You have clearly digested all this information, have undoubtedly read each and every discussion to have formed your opinion thusly.

Share your wisdom, newcomer, and rejoice with us that we are united!

The entire thread was worth it for this post.
Title: Re: Pope's 2 cents Upon short-lived memborship
Post by: PeregrineBF on April 17, 2010, 05:33:35 AM
To all noobs: It's damn hard to have an intelligent conversation when being "all chaotic". Even the PD says that choosing order over chaos or chaos over order are both bad. We have a pretty nice balance going on here.

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Title: Re: Pope's 2 cents Upon short-lived memborship
Post by: Dr. Paes on April 17, 2010, 05:45:59 AM
OP here. Disregard that, I'm #6.
Title: Re: Pope's 2 cents Upon short-lived memborship
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 17, 2010, 08:24:20 PM
In b4 Daruko
Title: Re: Pope's 2 cents Upon short-lived memborship
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on April 17, 2010, 11:30:55 PM
:troll:
Title: Re: Pope's 2 cents Upon short-lived memborship
Post by: the last yatto on April 18, 2010, 08:54:42 PM
:dok: