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Started by Doktor Howl, July 27, 2010, 03:42:43 PM

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Adios

Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 27, 2010, 05:45:19 PM
I'm curious. is this thread just a mental excersize, or is it going to lead to ideas about how to speed up the process of this demise?


Sorry, I am too busy putting a years worth of food and water.  :lulz:

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 27, 2010, 05:45:19 PM
I'm curious. is this thread just a mental excersize, or is it going to lead to ideas about how to speed up the process of this demise?

Neither.  It's just documentation of facts.  A study in Horror™, if you will.
Molon Lube

Freeky


Doktor Howl

Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 27, 2010, 05:59:21 PM
Oh. I see.

We Doktors don't meddle in the affairs of monkeys.  We simply observe, record, and giggle like schoolgirls.
Molon Lube

Freeky

Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 27, 2010, 06:00:12 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 27, 2010, 05:59:21 PM
Oh. I see.

We Doktors don't meddle in the affairs of monkeys.  We simply observe, record, and giggle like schoolgirls.

That would be Professor territory, wouldn't it? Where are they when we need them?

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 27, 2010, 06:02:35 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 27, 2010, 06:00:12 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 27, 2010, 05:59:21 PM
Oh. I see.

We Doktors don't meddle in the affairs of monkeys.  We simply observe, record, and giggle like schoolgirls.

That would be Professor territory, wouldn't it? Where are they when we need them?

LARPing, unless I miss my guess.  In any case, the best a professor could do at this point is tell you how to avoid the horrible riots and mayhem that will accompany the above bloodless-sounding activities.

I mean, we Doktors could do that, too, but it would be wrong.  Unprofessional.
Molon Lube

Freeky

Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 27, 2010, 06:05:09 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 27, 2010, 06:02:35 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 27, 2010, 06:00:12 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 27, 2010, 05:59:21 PM
Oh. I see.

We Doktors don't meddle in the affairs of monkeys.  We simply observe, record, and giggle like schoolgirls.

That would be Professor territory, wouldn't it? Where are they when we need them?

LARPing, unless I miss my guess.  In any case, the best a professor could do at this point is tell you how to avoid the horrible riots and mayhem that will accompany the above bloodless-sounding activities.

I mean, we Doktors could do that, too, but it would be wrong.  Unprofessional.

That's not what I want to hear. I want to hear about how I can hurry this shit up so that things can maybe start to get better possibly. Or something...

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 27, 2010, 06:08:20 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 27, 2010, 06:05:09 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 27, 2010, 06:02:35 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 27, 2010, 06:00:12 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 27, 2010, 05:59:21 PM
Oh. I see.

We Doktors don't meddle in the affairs of monkeys.  We simply observe, record, and giggle like schoolgirls.

That would be Professor territory, wouldn't it? Where are they when we need them?

LARPing, unless I miss my guess.  In any case, the best a professor could do at this point is tell you how to avoid the horrible riots and mayhem that will accompany the above bloodless-sounding activities.

I mean, we Doktors could do that, too, but it would be wrong.  Unprofessional.

That's not what I want to hear. I want to hear about how I can hurry this shit up so that things can maybe start to get better possibly. Or something...

I bet you skip to the last page of a mystery novel before reading it, right?
Molon Lube

Adios

Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 27, 2010, 06:05:09 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 27, 2010, 06:02:35 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 27, 2010, 06:00:12 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 27, 2010, 05:59:21 PM
Oh. I see.

We Doktors don't meddle in the affairs of monkeys.  We simply observe, record, and giggle like schoolgirls.

That would be Professor territory, wouldn't it? Where are they when we need them?

LARPing, unless I miss my guess.  In any case, the best a professor could do at this point is tell you how to avoid the horrible riots and mayhem that will accompany the above bloodless-sounding activities.

I mean, we Doktors could do that, too, but it would be wrong.  Unprofessional.

:lulz:

Freeky

Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 27, 2010, 06:10:37 PM
I bet you skip to the last page of a mystery novel before reading it, right?

How did you guess? ;)

LMNO

It would be interesting to see what would happen internationally if the US split up into 6 pieces.


Adios

Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on July 27, 2010, 06:16:34 PM
It would be interesting to see what would happen internationally if the US split up into 6 pieces.



I would expect UN "peacekeeping" forces on our shores in 10 minutes.

LMNO

"Aim for the blue helmets!"
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:chickenhawk:

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Doktor Charley Brown on July 27, 2010, 06:19:02 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on July 27, 2010, 06:16:34 PM
It would be interesting to see what would happen internationally if the US split up into 6 pieces.



I would expect UN "peacekeeping" forces on our shores in 10 minutes.

Paid for by whom?   :lulz:
Molon Lube

Freeky

Quote from: Doktor Charley Brown on July 27, 2010, 06:19:02 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on July 27, 2010, 06:16:34 PM
It would be interesting to see what would happen internationally if the US split up into 6 pieces.



I would expect UN "peacekeeping" forces on our shores in 10 minutes.

I'm pretty sure they'd leave us to wallow and bow ourselves up until the dust settled, and then come scavenge. It's what i'd do, if it were someone I hated.