Dear PD,

[Freeky]

You're probably going to think that this is very forward of me.  I mean, I haven't met any of you for real, but what I'm going to tell you is true, and that true thing is I love you. 

You're so great.  You're brilliant, funny, crazy and awesome.  Every single one of you.  Even when you're being assholes I love you, because you're being you (if that's your thing, anyway, and even if it isn't then whatever).

Even the people I hate here, I love.  See, hate to me is just love that's been poisoned by fear or anger.  And if I think I hate you, it only means that at some point I loved you, and might still love you because I feel the need to spend time and energy thinking about you (as full of bile as this activity might be).  The biggest insult I could give you is complete indifference and scorn, but that's just who I am.

And if you think I'll be changing my mind about this any time soon, you'd be wrong.  Any love is forever with me, and you're more likely to lose interest in me even as just a friend before I stop being so crazy for you. 

I don't mean to say I want you to reciprocate, I just want you to know, you know?  I think you are all, individually, amazing and wonderful in your own ways.  And that'll be true until the end of forever, even if you get gone.

Unless you betray me in some fashion, in which case I'll rip you into tiny pieces and paint the walls, ceiling, floor, and/or nearby surrounding area with your blood.

Hugs and destruction,
Freeky

[Doktor Howl]

Freeky loves us all.

But sometimes you have to hurt the ones you love.  She's like the walking personification of Kentucky.  She didn't want to do it, but you really gave her no choice, did you?  She has just a few simple rules, and apparently this is the only way you'll learn.

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

I guffawed. Great timing with that last line.

I love you too, Freeky.

[Jenne]

Aw, Freeky.  <3

[Freeky]

Freeky loves us all.

But sometimes you have to hurt the ones you love.  She's like the walking personification of Kentucky.  She didn't want to do it, but you really gave her no choice, did you?  She has just a few simple rules, and apparently this is the only way you'll learn.

I only beat you because you enjoy it, and you know it.


Also, those rentboys were asking for it.  You heard the lip they were giving me!

[Freeky]

I guffawed. Great timing with that last line.

I love you too, Freeky.

Aw, Freeky.  <3

<3

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Freeky loves with the right kind of vehemence.

[Freeky]

Freeky loves with the right kind of vehemence.

 

[Luna]

Aww... 

And I LOVE that emote, Nigel.