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Started by POFP, June 10, 2015, 08:54:43 AM

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Doktor Howl

Quote from: Fernando Poo on June 11, 2015, 07:52:17 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 11, 2015, 03:42:52 PM
I think it might be worth pointing out that, as has been noted many times here previously, there is no functional difference between acting like a loathsome person on the internet and actually being one on the internet.

Fixed


Whether you're on the internet or not is irrelevant.
Molon Lube

Cain

Quote from: The Johnny on June 12, 2015, 02:53:39 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 12, 2015, 02:35:42 AM
Quote from: The Johnny on June 12, 2015, 12:58:23 AM

Armchair-psychologist moment:

Why do you thrive on negative attention? Do you touch yourself with one hand while replying with the other?

19 and lonely, is my guess.

He's doing the inevitable attention-seeking spiral of shame.

Hopefully he'll eventually grow up enough to look back on this and be embarrassed. Most of them do. Not all of them, though. Remember that one Australian who got super into meth? That guy never really did. What was his name?

Dalekk was one of them, but he's Bulgarian. I dont remember Aussies here.

That would be Lysergic.

I seem him posting occasionally on FB.  He seems to have gotten over it...both the meth, and being an annoying douchebag.  Though he is a street magician so YMMV on the second one.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Cain on June 12, 2015, 03:06:16 AM
Quote from: The Johnny on June 12, 2015, 02:53:39 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 12, 2015, 02:35:42 AM
Quote from: The Johnny on June 12, 2015, 12:58:23 AM

Armchair-psychologist moment:

Why do you thrive on negative attention? Do you touch yourself with one hand while replying with the other?

19 and lonely, is my guess.

He's doing the inevitable attention-seeking spiral of shame.

Hopefully he'll eventually grow up enough to look back on this and be embarrassed. Most of them do. Not all of them, though. Remember that one Australian who got super into meth? That guy never really did. What was his name?

Dalekk was one of them, but he's Bulgarian. I dont remember Aussies here.

That would be Lysergic.

I seem him posting occasionally on FB.  He seems to have gotten over it...both the meth, and being an annoying douchebag.  Though he is a street magician so YMMV on the second one.

Where is Lord Vetinari now that we finally need him?
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 12, 2015, 03:03:00 AM
Quote from: Fernando Poo on June 11, 2015, 07:52:17 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 11, 2015, 03:42:52 PM
I think it might be worth pointing out that, as has been noted many times here previously, there is no functional difference between acting like a loathsome person on the internet and actually being one on the internet.

Fixed


Whether you're on the internet or not is irrelevant.

JUST PIXELS ON A SCREEN, MAN.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Cain on June 12, 2015, 03:06:16 AM
Quote from: The Johnny on June 12, 2015, 02:53:39 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 12, 2015, 02:35:42 AM
Quote from: The Johnny on June 12, 2015, 12:58:23 AM

Armchair-psychologist moment:

Why do you thrive on negative attention? Do you touch yourself with one hand while replying with the other?

19 and lonely, is my guess.

He's doing the inevitable attention-seeking spiral of shame.

Hopefully he'll eventually grow up enough to look back on this and be embarrassed. Most of them do. Not all of them, though. Remember that one Australian who got super into meth? That guy never really did. What was his name?

Dalekk was one of them, but he's Bulgarian. I dont remember Aussies here.

That would be Lysergic.

I seem him posting occasionally on FB.  He seems to have gotten over it...both the meth, and being an annoying douchebag.  Though he is a street magician so YMMV on the second one.

Oh, well that's nice, then! See, if even he can grow out of it, this kid can.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Doktor Howl

Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 12, 2015, 03:10:32 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 12, 2015, 03:03:00 AM
Quote from: Fernando Poo on June 11, 2015, 07:52:17 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 11, 2015, 03:42:52 PM
I think it might be worth pointing out that, as has been noted many times here previously, there is no functional difference between acting like a loathsome person on the internet and actually being one on the internet.

Fixed


Whether you're on the internet or not is irrelevant.

JUST PIXELS ON A SCREEN, MAN.

I've always said that you have to be extra careful to recognize the humanity of others online.  Because voice + anonymity unchecked leaves you posting at campidiot.com.
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 12, 2015, 03:11:49 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 12, 2015, 03:10:32 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 12, 2015, 03:03:00 AM
Quote from: Fernando Poo on June 11, 2015, 07:52:17 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 11, 2015, 03:42:52 PM
I think it might be worth pointing out that, as has been noted many times here previously, there is no functional difference between acting like a loathsome person on the internet and actually being one on the internet.

Fixed


Whether you're on the internet or not is irrelevant.

JUST PIXELS ON A SCREEN, MAN.

I've always said that you have to be extra careful to recognize the humanity of others online.  Because voice + anonymity unchecked leaves you posting at campidiot.com.

Yeah, or some of that 4-chan pubescent sociopath clusterfuck bullshit.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


POFP

Quote from: The Johnny on June 12, 2015, 12:58:23 AM

Armchair-psychologist moment:

Why do you thrive on negative attention? Do you touch yourself with one hand while replying with the other?

It's probably because I was so dreadfully intelligent and behaved as a child. Everyone just forgot about me because I never did anything wrong. To get any attention, I had to do shit like this. And actually, I type with my penis to kill two birds with one stone (I have to hold it with both hands - Awful hand-eye coordination, not because of the size.)

Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 12, 2015, 02:35:42 AM
Quote from: The Johnny on June 12, 2015, 12:58:23 AM

Armchair-psychologist moment:

Why do you thrive on negative attention? Do you touch yourself with one hand while replying with the other?

19 and lonely, is my guess.

He's doing the inevitable attention-seeking spiral of shame.

Hopefully he'll eventually grow up enough to look back on this and be embarrassed. Most of them do. Not all of them, though. Remember that one Australian who got super into meth? That guy never really did. What was his name?

Lonely?  :lol: Not even going to comment.

The spiral of shame is my life. I don't learn anything any other way. I've practically been on 2 or 3 ON THIS BOARD. I had mini-spirals back when I made my first rant. Randomly posting pictures for completely un-entertaining reasons and LOLOLOLing while I spout nonsense and randomly misunderstand simple statements and questions is just what I do when I'm turning into less of an idiot.

This shit was just because it pissed me off that you blew what I said out of proportion (Probably more my fault, considering my wording), so I just went with it and built on it, knowing it would become a shitstorm. And then it just became entertaining as fuck to try and make this a self-fulfilling prophecy. As you guys made predictions on where my behavior was going to go next, and as you made predictions on my personality, I just built on it. You guys seemed to like the armchair psychologist at the end, so I figured I'd play it out for a few more posts. Obviously its comedic value was lost over night. I'll probably come back in a month and be completely chill and empty of shit-fuckery.
This Certified Pope™ reserves the Right to, on occasion, "be a complete dumbass", and otherwise ponder "idiotic" and/or "useless" ideas and other such "tomfoolery." [Aforementioned] are only responsible for the results of these actions and tendencies when they have had their addictive substance of choice for that day.

Being a Product of their Environment's Collective Order and Disorder, [Aforementioned] also reserves the Right to have their ideas, technologies, and otherwise all Intellectual Property stolen, re-purposed, and re-attributed at Will ONLY by other Certified Popes. Corporations, LLC's, and otherwise Capitalist-based organizations are NOT capable of being Certified Popes.

Battering Rams not included.

Demolition Squid

Oh...

My...

God...

I don't believe it! Bingo! Bingo! I got BINGO! :D
Vast and Roaring Nipplebeast from the Dawn of Soho

POFP

Quote from: Demolition Squid on June 12, 2015, 06:42:07 PM
Oh...

My...

God...

I don't believe it! Bingo! Bingo! I got BINGO! :D

What was the bet?

EDIT:/prediction?
This Certified Pope™ reserves the Right to, on occasion, "be a complete dumbass", and otherwise ponder "idiotic" and/or "useless" ideas and other such "tomfoolery." [Aforementioned] are only responsible for the results of these actions and tendencies when they have had their addictive substance of choice for that day.

Being a Product of their Environment's Collective Order and Disorder, [Aforementioned] also reserves the Right to have their ideas, technologies, and otherwise all Intellectual Property stolen, re-purposed, and re-attributed at Will ONLY by other Certified Popes. Corporations, LLC's, and otherwise Capitalist-based organizations are NOT capable of being Certified Popes.

Battering Rams not included.

Rev Thwack

My balls itch...

Eater of Clowns

Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

Quote
the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Fernando Poo on June 12, 2015, 06:38:59 PM
Quote from: The Johnny on June 12, 2015, 12:58:23 AM

Armchair-psychologist moment:

Why do you thrive on negative attention? Do you touch yourself with one hand while replying with the other?

It's probably because I was so dreadfully intelligent and behaved as a child. Everyone just forgot about me because I never did anything wrong. To get any attention, I had to do shit like this. And actually, I type with my penis to kill two birds with one stone (I have to hold it with both hands - Awful hand-eye coordination, not because of the size.)

Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 12, 2015, 02:35:42 AM
Quote from: The Johnny on June 12, 2015, 12:58:23 AM

Armchair-psychologist moment:

Why do you thrive on negative attention? Do you touch yourself with one hand while replying with the other?

19 and lonely, is my guess.

He's doing the inevitable attention-seeking spiral of shame.

Hopefully he'll eventually grow up enough to look back on this and be embarrassed. Most of them do. Not all of them, though. Remember that one Australian who got super into meth? That guy never really did. What was his name?

Lonely?  :lol: Not even going to comment.

The spiral of shame is my life. I don't learn anything any other way. I've practically been on 2 or 3 ON THIS BOARD. I had mini-spirals back when I made my first rant. Randomly posting pictures for completely un-entertaining reasons and LOLOLOLing while I spout nonsense and randomly misunderstand simple statements and questions is just what I do when I'm turning into less of an idiot.

This shit was just because it pissed me off that you blew what I said out of proportion (Probably more my fault, considering my wording), so I just went with it and built on it, knowing it would become a shitstorm. And then it just became entertaining as fuck to try and make this a self-fulfilling prophecy. As you guys made predictions on where my behavior was going to go next, and as you made predictions on my personality, I just built on it. You guys seemed to like the armchair psychologist at the end, so I figured I'd play it out for a few more posts. Obviously its comedic value was lost over night. I'll probably come back in a month and be completely chill and empty of shit-fuckery.

I DID IT ALL ON PURPOSE U GUYS, 4 THE LULZ





if only u rlly knew me
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

It's always better to make things magnitudes worse than to admit to being wrong.

ALWAYS.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


The Johnny

<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner