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Principia Discordia => Techmology and Scientism => High Weirdness => Topic started by: Cain on November 13, 2012, 06:59:06 am

Title: McAfee founder wanted for murder after months long "bath salts" experimenting
Post by: Cain on November 13, 2012, 06:59:06 am
As geek meltdowns go, this is fairly impressive.

http://gizmodo.com/5959812/john-mcafee-wanted-for-murder?utm_campaign=socialflow_gizmodo_twitter&utm_source=gizmodo_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

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Antivirus pioneer John McAfee is on the run from murder charges, Belize police say. According to Marco Vidal, head of the national police force's Gang Suppression Unit, McAfee is a prime suspect in the murder of American expatriate Gregory Faull, who was gunned down Saturday night at his home in San Pedro Town on the island of Ambergris Caye.

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As we reported last week, McAfee has become increasingly estranged from his fellow expatriates in recent years. His behavior has become increasingly erratic, and by his own admission he had begun associating with some of the most notorious gangsters in Belize.

Since our piece ran on last week, several readers have come forward with additional information that sheds light on the change in McAfee's behavior. In July of 2010, shortly before Allison Adonizio pulled the plug on their quorum-sensing project and fled the country, McAfee began posting on a drug-focused Russian-hosted message board called Bluelight about his attempts to purify the psychoactive compounds colloquially known as "bath salts."

Writing under the name "stuffmonger," a handle he has used on other online message boards, McAfee posted more than 200 times over the next nine months about his ongoing quest to purify psychoactive drugs from compounds commercially available over the internet. "I'm a huge fan of MDPV," he wrote. "I think it's the finest drug ever conceived, not just for the indescribable hypersexuality, but also for the smooth euphoria and mild comedown."

Elsewhere, he described his pursuit of "super perv powder" and warned about the dangers of handling the freebase version of the drug: "I had visual and auditory hallucinations and the worst paranoia of my life." He recommended that the most effective way to take a dose is via rectal insertion, a procedure known as "plugging," writing: "Measure your dose, apply a small amount of saliva to just the tip of your middle finger, press it against the dose, insert. Doesn't really hurt as much as it sounds. We're in an arena (drugs/libido) that I navigate as well as anyone on the planet here. If you take my advice about this (may sound gross to some of you perhaps), you will be well rewarded."
Title: Re: McAfee founder wanted for murder after months long "bath salts" experimenting
Post by: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on November 13, 2012, 08:06:42 am
They should starting a search of every Bed, Bath, & Beyond in the world. He'll turn up somewhere.
Title: Re: McAfee founder wanted for murder after months long "bath salts" experimenting
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on November 13, 2012, 11:12:20 am
Huh.


That is fairly impressive. I suppose the smooth euphoria form putting drugs up his butt didn't work out too well for him in the end though.
Title: Re: McAfee founder wanted for murder after months long "bath salts" experimenting
Post by: SuuCal on November 13, 2012, 03:18:09 pm
His virus software sucks anyway.
Title: Re: McAfee founder wanted for murder after months long "bath salts" experimenting
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 13, 2012, 04:13:55 pm
Huh.


That is fairly impressive. I suppose the smooth euphoria form putting drugs up his butt didn't work out too well for him in the end though.

 :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: McAfee founder wanted for murder after months long "bath salts" experimenting
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 13, 2012, 04:32:01 pm
C'mon, man, he was just expanding his consciousness.
Title: Re: McAfee founder wanted for murder after months long "bath salts" experimenting
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on November 13, 2012, 04:34:08 pm
C'mon, man, he was just expanding his consciousness.

With his butt?

 :lulz:
Title: Re: McAfee founder wanted for murder after months long "bath salts" experimenting
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on November 13, 2012, 04:36:01 pm
I'm going to have to write a song called "Smooth Euphoria" now.
Title: Re: McAfee founder wanted for murder after months long "bath salts" experimenting
Post by: Juana Go? on November 13, 2012, 06:08:51 pm
C'mon, man, he was just expanding his consciousness.

With his butt?

 :lulz:
:lulz:
Title: Re: McAfee founder wanted for murder after months long "bath salts" experimenting
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 13, 2012, 06:39:55 pm
I wonder if he found anal enlightenment.
Title: Re: McAfee founder wanted for murder after months long "bath salts" experimenting
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 13, 2012, 06:53:28 pm
Drugs make you creative!  :banana:
Title: Re: McAfee founder wanted for murder after months long "bath salts" experimentin
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on November 13, 2012, 07:04:44 pm
Im feeling no horror from this thread only mirth. I really shouldnt.
Title: Re: McAfee founder wanted for murder after months long "bath salts" experimenting
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 13, 2012, 07:05:19 pm
Drugs help with programming!  :banana:
Title: Re: McAfee founder wanted for murder after months long "bath salts" experimenting
Post by: Elder Iptuous on November 13, 2012, 07:13:06 pm
I'm just upset there was no consumption of human flesh in this story.
Title: Re: McAfee founder wanted for murder after months long "bath salts" experimentin
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on November 13, 2012, 07:25:31 pm
Give it time ippy. If hes putting drugs in his butt for nontrafficking purposes its only a matter of time.
Title: Re: McAfee founder wanted for murder after months long "bath salts" experimenting
Post by: Cain on October 12, 2013, 02:54:48 pm
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Title: Re: McAfee founder wanted for murder after months long "bath salts" experimenting
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 12, 2013, 02:56:58 pm
Thus far I have no reason to doubt the guy.
Title: Re: McAfee founder wanted for murder after months long "bath salts" experimenting
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 12, 2013, 04:03:18 pm
I saw him on Alberta St. a few weeks ago.

Portland: irresistible to crazy people.
Title: Re: McAfee founder wanted for murder after months long "bath salts" experimenting
Post by: Payne on December 21, 2013, 10:25:13 pm
C'mon, man, he was just expanding his consciousness.

With his butt?

 :lulz:

Personally, I find it difficult to conceive of a better way to push back ones horizons right now.

~Payne: May be on a Freudian kick when he's pissed as a lord
Title: Re: McAfee founder wanted for murder after months long "bath salts" experimenting
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 21, 2013, 11:21:38 pm
 :lulz:
http://www.oregonlive.com/silicon-forest/index.ssf/2013/11/john_mcafee_now_living_in_cana.html

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John McAfee says he's left Portland for good, denies threatening building manager

John McAfee, warned last month that he was late on $2,100 in rent on his luxury Southeast Portland apartment, responded by accusing his building manager of being part of a “conspiracy” and told the manager, “I hope you have a safe to run to.”

The building manager, Connor Hyde, sought and won a “stalking protective order” last week against the former technology entrepreneur famous for the computer security software that bears his name. The building’s management company evicted him from the building, but McAfee insisted Monday that he is no threat to Hyde.

“It’s a contentious issue,” McAfee said by phone. “I certainly never threatened anybody, except with threats of lawsuits.”

In the conversation, McAfee said he moved from Portland to Montreal in September and has no plans to return to Oregon.
Title: Re: McAfee founder wanted for murder after months long "bath salts" experimenting
Post by: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on November 21, 2014, 06:03:31 am
Drugs help with programming!  :banana:

You mean the Ballmer peak (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Ballmer%20Peak)?