WOMPtards, I'm not afraid of you!

[the other anonymous]

[...]
I was going ARRERRRRRRRRR with that guy, it was fun

and then my throat was sore.

CONTEXT! 

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

 

hetfield is funny

picturing a skinny dutch guy imitating him is even funnier.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

That's why I'm not at all hesitant about allowing you to gaze on the glorious visage of my new 70's porn beardstache.

Hot damn, you're already starting to look Portland! 

[East Coast Hustle]

Cram got it in one. When I was 14, I wished I could grow real facial hair so I could look more like that cool guy from Metallica. Now I'm older and wiser and could give less than a shit about Metallica, but I guess some things die hard.

[Jenne]

We have a lot of red-headed dudes on this board, I'm noticing.  Three or 4 if I don't miss my guess. 

Also, I like the cleaned-up look.  But then I grew up on the Left Coast.

[East Coast Hustle]

I'm not a readhead by any stretch of the imagination, but thanks for liking my new cleaner visage anyway!

[Jenne]

Your hair looks golden blonde--pulling red, in other words.  Is it more dirty dishwater, then?

Roger's red and some newb is very very red.

[East Coast Hustle]

yeah, dirty dishwater is probably the correct term. I usually describe it as "kidney failure blonde".

my beard, however, was rapidly turning grey around the chin, hence my eradication of most of my chin hair.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

yeah, dirty dishwater is probably the correct term. I usually describe it as "kidney failure blonde".

my beard, however, was rapidly turning grey around the chin, hence my eradication of most of my chin hair.

WHAT

Gray facial hair is SEXAY!

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

had to listen to metallica during a few hours road trip

i was doing that

i don't know most of their songs but I was going ARRERRRRRRRRR with that guy, it was fun

and then my throat was sore.

doing Slipknot roars for the lulz at a festival in 2002 fucked up my voice for WEEKS.

[Bruno]

[President Television]