UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread

[Freeky]

The GOP is convening in Florida this year.

I'm guessing all the possible venues in Arizona were already booked (and Florida has more hookers).

[Doktor Howl]

The GOP is convening in Florida this year.

I'm guessing all the possible venues in Arizona were already booked (and Florida has more hookers).

We're also a bigger embarrassment for the GOP.

[Juana]

It seems like just about every week something crops up that makes me sorely tempted to make a break for it, no matter what consequences my God City will heap upon me, and that heap will be at least a medium sized foothill.

Do any of you spags live somehwere where this kind of thing seems a tad excessive?

I'm pretty sure you could move anywhere in California and have this be side-eyed. Anywhere except possibly supremacist strongholds like Wonder Valley (but there's nothing in WV except horses and trees that look like the Virgin Mary, so there's no reason to move there).

[Freeky]

It seems like just about every week something crops up that makes me sorely tempted to make a break for it, no matter what consequences my God City will heap upon me, and that heap will be at least a medium sized foothill.

Do any of you spags live somehwere where this kind of thing seems a tad excessive?

I'm pretty sure you could move anywhere in California and have this be side-eyed. Anywhere except possibly supremacist strongholds like Wonder Valley (but there's nothing in WV except horses and trees that look like the Virgin Mary, so there's no reason to move there).

But I like both those things.


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[Luna]

At this point, I will not even be surprised when women are required to report for mandatory insemination.

[Chairman Risus]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but support for ridiculous bills like this are ebbing, right? It seems the proposed laws getting crazier are the death throes of a dying ideology.

[Luna]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but support for ridiculous bills like this are ebbing, right? It seems the proposed laws getting crazier are the death throes of a dying ideology.

I'd like to think so... but I'm making plans for the day I get the letter for my appointment.  (They involve the kidnapping and molestation of some poor, undeserving bastard... but, hey, he'll die with a smile on his face...)

[Cain]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but support for ridiculous bills like this are ebbing, right? It seems the proposed laws getting crazier are the death throes of a dying ideology.

They're causing the vast majority of female voters to rethink voting for the Republicans, and making more than a few male independent voters feel the same way.

While I'm hesistant to forecast this far ahead, it's very possible doing things like this will result in Obama winning the presidential election later this year, and the House going back to the Democrats.

[Doktor Howl]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but support for ridiculous bills like this are ebbing, right? It seems the proposed laws getting crazier are the death throes of a dying ideology.

Nationally, yes.

In Arizona, no.

[Cain]

http://azstarnet.com/news/local/govt-and-politics/sv-legislator-sinister-plot-is-behind-toll-highway-plan/article_a6d27645-e6b4-5a82-9b4b-9381fc2b934a.html#ixzz1rHEffT1P

Basically, this toll highway is going to lead to a North American superstate which will abolish the USA and replace the dollar with the "Amero".  So clearly, voting against it was the right choice.

[hirley0]

A insemination.

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Look there is just no way to move the billions of bodies
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check youR math program | if U have 1

[Doktor Howl]

Lawyering, hard.   Getting disbarred, easy.

Sheriff Arpaio must be having a sad:

Nick R. Martin April 10, 2012, 12:18 PM Updated: April 10, 2012, 1:10 PM

In a Phoenix courtroom filled with fellow lawyers and some of his biggest critics on Tuesday, the former Arizona prosecutor who served for years as Sheriff Joe Arpaio's right-hand man was stripped of his license to practice law.

A three-member panel of the State Bar of Arizona ruled that ex-Maricopa County Attorney Andrew Thomas abused his powers as a prosecutor to target his political enemies. Because of that, they ruled he would be disbarred.

One of Thomas' top aides, Lisa Aubuchon, was also disbarred for her role in the misconduct. A second aide, Rachel Alexander, had her law license suspended for six months.

Looks like Arpaio's machine may finally be coming unglued.

[LMNO]

Is this good news, or is Sherrif Joe just gonna go rogue and start wasting immagrants?

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

He'll get a cable teevee show like The Bounty Hunter. 

[CorbeauEtRenard]

Little late to the party from missing about a week of news and stuff, but an acquaintance of mine suggested the other day that all the women in Arizona go on perpetual maternity leave in protest, since they might discover any two-weeks-from-now that they've been retroactively pregnant.