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Started by LMNO, June 21, 2012, 12:36:57 PM

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Nephew Twiddleton

Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Placid Dingo

I had squid and dim sims for dinner because I didn't want to shop.
Haven't paid rent since 2014 with ONE WEIRD TRICK.

East Coast Hustle

Woods Hole is a useless pit of namby-pamby richies who don't even have the stones for a bar fight. It also suffers from a depressing lack of pretty 20-something year old rich girls who want to piss off their daddies.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

AFK

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

00.dusk

I fed your cats to your cats.

I apologize for the resulting non-Euclidean geometry.

Forsooth

I just bought a butterfly-knife bottle opener. While at work, I dream of going home and fiddling with it.

Anna Mae Bollocks

I dreamed my dog was two different dogs and one of them had a skull fracture and his head healed all crooked.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

00.dusk

Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on June 21, 2012, 05:17:18 PM
I dreamed my dog was two different dogs and one of them had a skull fracture and his head healed all crooked.

OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE

Murmur

My purchases at the store today mostly consisted of different kinds of cheese.
Tolerable Terror for Toddlers Legionaire, Nixon Division™

"Onlookers will be horrified and amazed by the sheer volume of fluid."--TGRR

"SaraLee, I say unto you!  If ye have a cake and halve it, and then halve it yet again, you would have four quarters and yet still not have a dollar.  Eat of that cake, for it is cake which is NOT cake, which ye may have half a mind to have at a reasonable price, yet in indecision achieve satori with said stale Moon Pie.  That's what you get when YOU FUCK WITH US." - DOUR

Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: 00.dusk on June 21, 2012, 05:32:11 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on June 21, 2012, 05:17:18 PM
I dreamed my dog was two different dogs and one of them had a skull fracture and his head healed all crooked.

OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE

You fucked up dream dog? It's ok, he'd have probably just turned into Taylor Swift or something equally horrible if I'd slept a little longer.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on June 21, 2012, 12:36:57 PM
...TELL ME ANYTHING!

I abused a contractor today.

I didn't want to, but I was left with NO CHOICE.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Dark Monk

I thought this is all there is,
but now I know you are so much more.
I want to upgrade from my simple eight bits,
but will you still love me when I'm sixty-four?
~MIAB~

Anna Mae Bollocks

Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Anna Mae Bollocks

Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division