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Must not have been easy for her to make. I liked it.

pick me

oh do burns too

1.  I haven't met you.

2.  Burns:  Cop.

3.  Daruko:  Fermilab physicist.

lail now to get one of those trademark mustaches!

That's not actually required, and the cop mustache is worn by tiny or fat cops, in an effort to look intimidating. 

They don't know it's comical?

In the choppy seas of modern living, this is what we call a crest.

It's a situation so absurd it can't help but acknowledge its own absurdity. It's self aware. And in doing so it tries to pass off the absurdity as everyday-normal. Maybe it is everyday-normal? Either way, the bar has been raised.

He did seem to assert that his zoophilia was normal and no big deal. Like, everyone does it in Georgia! You'd think that if sheep/goat/horse/cow/mule/whatever-fucking were exceptable, so would homosexuality, since, you know, God kinda hates that too. I wonder if the WBC knows about him?

I also like how his wife divorced him because of "too much drama"

Read it! Do it! 

Georgia candidate for governor says sex with mules, watermelon behind him

"When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, your first girlfriend is a mule."

...

"The kicker is, as soon as I was done she pissed all over me. It was embarrassing. I never told anyone that before."

HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Wow. Just wow.

 

I am so insulted.


I mean, 3 days ago you were all about calling Dimo and I dago, and now I'm ENGLISH?!?!

What's next? Lithuanian?!

No, You are an exception.  Your Dago/Greek enzymes protect you, even if you work in a den of Englishness.

Yes. But we serve more beer than anywhere else in Rhode Island. This is good for SOMETHING.

It's ridiculous, actually.  187 beers?  WTF for?  Most of it seems to be either American or English, having glanced at the menu, which means somewhere there are cows working overtime.

Actually about 30 of them are Belgian and 20 of them are German. Then we have those 3 or 4 Scottish ones that no one wants.

Scotland produces beer other than Belhaven?

Old Speckled Hen is pretty good, for an ale.

I said for an ale.

Also, it might not be Scottish, I just only had it in Edinburgh.

It kind of tastes like what you'd get if you'd make flat lukewarm beer out of whiskey.

I dunno, what's the deal with ale.

I think Old Speckled Hen is English.
Ale's good. That's the deal. I like hops in my beer.

Old Speckled Hen is without a doubt the best English draught ale in existence. Prove me wrong.

I will have to scientifically evaluate your assertion by visiting the British Beer Company and meticulously sampling each beer they have. Repeated samples of each beer will be necessary to verify the quality of each as well as remove skewed data resulting from increasing levels of inebriation.

I will then be able to prove you wrong, or prove you right.

I will also need other people to verify my findings.

We are superior to the BBC. In fact, we stole half of their employees. 

I will have to come visit your establishment then

S/he reminds me of someone I used to know, I think. Probably the reason.

Get over it. A ball of twine is more fun.

Fair enough.

S/he reminds me of someone I used to know, I think. Probably the reason.

talking about what I define as a personal moral issue!

the right to die yo.

That's a different thing entirely. The right to die is not the same as the right to consent to being a murder victim.

Twid. I like you but why are you chasing your tail with a moron?

No idea. Hmm...

talking about what I define as a personal moral issue!

the right to die yo.

That's a different thing entirely. The right to die is not the same as the right to consent to being a murder victim.

No actual hippies in the ingredients? 

fine, defer your moral authority.

I won't.

Neither did that guy who said something about the earth going around the sun and not the other way around.

Butwhutever!

Morality has nothing to do with it.
The guy in question was also a trained professional.

According to the brain handlers.

i.e. trained professionals, yes.

with consent you psychotic bastards!

Anyone who would consent to being killed would not have the right mental stability to give consent.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armin_Meiwes

Since suicidal feelings are a form of mental illness, the desire to be murdered also is.

with consent you psychotic bastards!

Anyone who would consent to being killed would not have the right mental stability to give consent.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armin_Meiwes