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Started by Faux Lix, June 08, 2014, 02:45:45 AM

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Faux Lix

June 08, 2014, 02:45:45 AM
Hi, it's me! Pholix.  :lulz:

I'm a professional Ukulele Exorcist, invented Fifth World Problems, have been living out of a tent for the past 6 months, and once got a handjob from Bob's daughter in Equador. (no relation)

Ukulele exorcism doesn't take up as much time as you might think, and am currently looking for new friends on the internet!  :horrormirth:

Skype: faux.william if you have as much free time as I do.

Boojums.

Pæs

#1
June 08, 2014, 03:46:46 AM
Hey there, new guy!

Why did you pick this board for your introduction?

Pæs

#2
June 08, 2014, 03:51:22 AM
Also, why are you randomly spamming threads?

Raz Tech

#3
June 08, 2014, 03:51:36 AM
Quote from: Pæs on June 08, 2014, 03:46:46 AM
Hey there, new guy!

Why did you pick this board for your introduction?

just a guess, but it's probably because the introductions thread was hidden in plain sight, just like the G.I. Joes always said it would be.

Faux Lix

#4
June 08, 2014, 04:48:25 AM
Quote from: Pæs on June 08, 2014, 03:51:22 AM
Also, why are you randomly spamming threads?

Boojums.

Please be my friend  :cry:

Pæs

#5
June 08, 2014, 05:09:50 AM
Quote from: Faux Lix on June 08, 2014, 04:48:25 AM
Quote from: Pæs on June 08, 2014, 03:51:22 AM
Also, why are you randomly spamming threads?

Boojums.

Please be my friend  :cry:

Faux Lix

#6
June 08, 2014, 05:25:55 AM
Trust me, this post would be hella clever if I had photoshop on this computer.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#7
June 08, 2014, 05:43:49 AM
Hey new guy, I'm the welcoming committee.



Go fuck yourself.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

hooplala

#8
June 10, 2014, 10:17:36 PM
Quote from: Faux Lix on June 08, 2014, 02:45:45 AM

I'm a professional Ukulele Exorcist

Tell me more.  But please refrain from including the "word" boojums in your response.
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Very well then I contradict myself,
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