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Illiterate clown elected to Congress

Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, October 05, 2010, 07:30:29 PM

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I'm down for this. California Clown Party FTW.

We need campaign posters, we need a symbol.

We already have a slogan, "It cant possibly get worse."

It can ALWAYS get worse. ALWAYS.

"It cant possibly get worse. Just funnier."

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Because, let's face it, you were going to, anyway."
Or
"VOTE FOR A CLOWN!
It's not like you have any other choice."
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Golden Applesauce

"Why vote for the less funny of two clowns?"
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Off With The Velvet Glove, On with The Clownshoes!

E.O.T.

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DUDE(S)

          that's nothin'! here in the states, we've had an illiterate clown for PRESIDENT for TWO TERMSevery president since Lincoln!!

Fixed that for ya there!  :wink:

ALL RIGHT NOW,

          that nixon guy could reed AN rite!
"a good fight justifies any cause"

Cramulus

my Brazilian roommate and his brother are ECSTATIC about this. They think it's the best thing to happen to Brazilian politics since hot wax was invented.

"So who is this guy?" I asked

"He has like four teeth. That's his thing," one of 'em said. "OH and he had that really funny song in the 1990s. What was it called. I don't know. But it was really funny. That's when he was popular."


"He's REALLY dumb," said one of 'em. "He can't read. He doesn't speak Portuguese very well, it sounds to other people like he's maybe a just little bit retarded."

"So he's like Brazil's Krusty the Clown?" I asked

"Yeah that's actually a pretty good way to describe him. I'm gonna vote for him for PRESIDENTE."





Dysfunctional Cunt

Quote from: E.O.T. on October 07, 2010, 03:39:12 AM
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DUDE(S)

          that's nothin'! here in the states, we've had an illiterate idiot puppet clown for PRESIDENT for TWO TERMS every president since Lincoln!!

Fixed that for ya there!  :wink:

ALL RIGHT NOW,

          that nixon guy could reed AN rite!

Better?  :lulz:

E.O.T.

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Quote from: E.O.T. on October 07, 2010, 03:39:12 AM
Quote from: Kiaransalee on October 06, 2010, 03:11:25 PM
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DUDE(S)

          that's nothin'! here in the states, we've had an illiterate idiot puppet clown for PRESIDENT for TWO TERMS every president since Lincoln!!

Fixed that for ya there!  :wink:

ALL RIGHT NOW,

          that nixon guy could reed AN rite!

Better?  :lulz:

WELL,

          you've certainly got hotpants for lincoln!
"a good fight justifies any cause"

Jasper

Quote from: Cramulus on October 07, 2010, 02:26:35 PM
my Brazilian roommate and his brother are ECSTATIC about this. They think it's the best thing to happen to Brazilian politics since hot wax was invented.

"So who is this guy?" I asked

"He has like four teeth. That's his thing," one of 'em said. "OH and he had that really funny song in the 1990s. What was it called. I don't know. But it was really funny. That's when he was popular."


"He's REALLY dumb," said one of 'em. "He can't read. He doesn't speak Portuguese very well, it sounds to other people like he's maybe a just little bit retarded."

"So he's like Brazil's Krusty the Clown?" I asked

"Yeah that's actually a pretty good way to describe him. I'm gonna vote for him for PRESIDENTE."






Are we going to let Brazil have the last laugh on this?

NO.

We need someone STUPIDER.  Someone CLOWNIER.  Someone that barely speaks English, and can't speak anything else at all.  And has even FEWER teeth.

And wasn't even POPULAR.

That'll show them.  Oh, yes.  That will show them ALL.

Bruno

I think Basil Marseux is still available.
Formerly something else...

Dysfunctional Cunt

Quote from: E.O.T. on October 08, 2010, 02:59:34 AM
Quote from: Kiaransalee on October 07, 2010, 02:46:56 PM
Quote from: E.O.T. on October 07, 2010, 03:39:12 AM
Quote from: Kiaransalee on October 06, 2010, 03:11:25 PM
Quote from: E.O.T. on October 06, 2010, 09:07:27 AM


DUDE(S)

          that's nothin'! here in the states, we've had an illiterate idiot puppet clown for PRESIDENT for TWO TERMS every president since Lincoln!!

Fixed that for ya there!  :wink:

ALL RIGHT NOW,

          that nixon guy could reed AN rite!

Better?  :lulz:

WELL,

          you've certainly got hotpants for lincoln!

EWWWWW!

I just think he was the last president with a spine!

Eater of Clowns

Quote from: Sigmatic on October 08, 2010, 07:32:28 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on October 07, 2010, 02:26:35 PM
my Brazilian roommate and his brother are ECSTATIC about this. They think it's the best thing to happen to Brazilian politics since hot wax was invented.

"So who is this guy?" I asked

"He has like four teeth. That's his thing," one of 'em said. "OH and he had that really funny song in the 1990s. What was it called. I don't know. But it was really funny. That's when he was popular."


"He's REALLY dumb," said one of 'em. "He can't read. He doesn't speak Portuguese very well, it sounds to other people like he's maybe a just little bit retarded."

"So he's like Brazil's Krusty the Clown?" I asked

"Yeah that's actually a pretty good way to describe him. I'm gonna vote for him for PRESIDENTE."






Are we going to let Brazil have the last laugh on this?

NO.

We need someone STUPIDER.  Someone CLOWNIER.  Someone that barely speaks English, and can't speak anything else at all.  And has even FEWER teeth.

And wasn't even POPULAR.

That'll show them.  Oh, yes.  That will show them ALL.

But Sig, he's already served two terms, we can't elect him again.

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Quote from: E.O.T. on October 08, 2010, 02:59:34 AM
Quote from: Kiaransalee on October 07, 2010, 02:46:56 PM
Quote from: E.O.T. on October 07, 2010, 03:39:12 AM
Quote from: Kiaransalee on October 06, 2010, 03:11:25 PM
Quote from: E.O.T. on October 06, 2010, 09:07:27 AM


DUDE(S)

          that's nothin'! here in the states, we've had an illiterate idiot puppet clown for PRESIDENT for TWO TERMS every president since Lincoln!!

Fixed that for ya there!  :wink:

ALL RIGHT NOW,

          that nixon guy could reed AN rite!

Better?  :lulz:

WELL,

          you've certainly got hotpants for lincoln!

EWWWWW!

I just think he was the last president with a spine!

Eh, he's remembered as a better president than he actually was. Originally he had no strong interest in abolishing slavery, just preventing its spreading. His main concern was maintaining the Union and preventing secession. He also trampled on the constitution a little.

But, in comparison to most other presidents he wasn't too bad. And he had a wicked sense of humor.
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Courtesy of a friend on facebook that I haven't talked to for 10+ years:

Simpsons did it!

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