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Principia Discordia => Aneristic Illusions => Topic started by: Luna on November 15, 2012, 12:50:43 PM

Title: BREAKING NEWS: OBAMA HAZ MIND LAZORS!
Post by: Luna on November 15, 2012, 12:50:43 PM
At least, he does, according to the GoP legislators in Georgia...

No, really.

They spent FOUR HOURS in a closed-door session obsessing over it:

http://www.motherjones.com/mojo/2012/11/georgia-senate-gets-52-minute-briefing-united-nations-takeover

Somebody got about an hour of it recorded, but was removed from the meeting.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: OBAMA HAZ MIND LAZORS!
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on November 15, 2012, 01:36:28 PM
It was only a matter of time before our tax dollars got wasted on this sort of nonsense.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: OBAMA HAZ MIND LAZORS!
Post by: Luna on November 15, 2012, 01:46:24 PM
It explains, without using "we had shitty ideas, and our morans couldn't keep their mouths shut and kept pissing off the womenfolk" thing, why Obama won.  He was using mind control.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: OBAMA HAZ MIND LAZORS!
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on November 15, 2012, 01:50:35 PM
Quote from: Luna on November 15, 2012, 01:46:24 PM
It explains, without using "we had shitty ideas, and our morans couldn't keep their mouths shut and kept pissing off the womenfolk" thing, why Obama won.  He was using mind control.

Oh, I know. These conspiracy theories have been around for a while- they've just been rehashed for recent events.

I just wish I could be shocked that Georgia's legislature wasted 4 hours on stupid bullshit. I can't though. It doesn't shock me anymore.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: OBAMA HAZ MIND LAZORS!
Post by: LMNO on November 15, 2012, 01:50:44 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on November 15, 2012, 01:36:28 PM
It was only a matter of time before our tax dollars got wasted on this sort of nonsense.

As opposed to wasting our tax dollars on some other completely different sort of nonsense?
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: OBAMA HAZ MIND LAZORS!
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on November 15, 2012, 01:51:53 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on November 15, 2012, 01:50:44 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on November 15, 2012, 01:36:28 PM
It was only a matter of time before our tax dollars got wasted on this sort of nonsense.

As opposed to wasting our tax dollars on some other completely different sort of nonsense?

Yes. We may as well put Above Top Secret on the government payroll with this.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: OBAMA HAZ MIND LAZORS!
Post by: Elder Iptuous on November 15, 2012, 03:54:36 PM
is this referencing the Delphi method of discussion?
oh, yeah.  a method of structuring conversation so everyone's input is taken into consideration to reach a consensus is most definitely mind control.
:roll:
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: OBAMA HAZ MIND LAZORS!
Post by: Luna on November 15, 2012, 04:35:18 PM
Quote from: Elder Iptuous on November 15, 2012, 03:54:36 PM
is this referencing the Delphi method of discussion?
oh, yeah.  a method of structuring conversation so everyone's input is taken into consideration to reach a consensus is most definitely mind control.
:roll:

But that's just what they TELL you it means!  It's really MIND CONTROL!  :tinfoilhat:

I'd give a great deal to have the entire four hour presentation handed to a professional to be rated on a scale of one to attempted brainwashing.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: OBAMA HAZ MIND LAZORS!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 15, 2012, 05:51:53 PM
OSHIT ROGER, WE GOT COMPETITION!  :lol:
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: OBAMA HAZ MIND LAZORS!
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 15, 2012, 05:53:39 PM
Quote from: CAKE on November 15, 2012, 05:51:53 PM
OSHIT ROGER, WE GOT COMPETITION!  :lol:

Damn.

Never should have loaned the lazors to Hillary.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: OBAMA HAZ MIND LAZORS!
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on November 15, 2012, 06:41:10 PM
Careful! They could be doing this (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Men_Who_Stare_at_Goats) as we speak.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: OBAMA HAZ MIND LAZORS!
Post by: LMNO on November 15, 2012, 06:44:06 PM
I kind of hope they're doing GAY WANGO-TANGO.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: OBAMA HAZ MIND LAZORS!
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on November 15, 2012, 07:40:05 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on November 15, 2012, 06:44:06 PM
I kind of hope they're doing GAY WANGO-TANGO.

:craig: