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A.I. as "God"

Started by 666, February 06, 2013, 04:02:42 AM

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Nephew Twiddleton

Oh cool, technotheism.

Isn't this what the Church of Google is based on?

The term "god" is vague enough as it is. I don't think adding AI to the list of divine creatures is going to help sort out the question any easier.
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"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


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How do I abbreviate your screen name? Do you mind if I call you 18?

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"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

LMNO

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on February 06, 2013, 09:39:50 AM
How do I abbreviate your screen name? Do you mind if I call you 18?

:mittens:

LMNO

Quote from: 666 on February 06, 2013, 04:02:42 AM
What do you think?   :fnord:

Well, since neither of them exist, I'd say, "plausible".

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Quote from: 666 on February 06, 2013, 04:02:42 AM
What do you think?   :fnord:

I think 4 words and a smiley don't make a "rant".

Just saying.
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Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 06, 2013, 01:45:20 PM
Quote from: 666 on February 06, 2013, 04:02:42 AM
What do you think?   :fnord:

I think 4 words and a smiley don't make a "rant".

Just saying.

The Great Beast can make his rants as short as he pleases.
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P3nT4gR4m

The real great beast couldn't. I'll bet if this was the old fella it'd have been all "IO what thinkest thou, o' wretched creature of the abysmal realm?"

or some bullshit like that

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
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Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on February 06, 2013, 02:32:24 PM
The real great beast couldn't. I'll bet if this was the old fella it'd have been all "IO what thinkest thou, o' wretched creature of the abysmal realm?"

or some bullshit like that

:lulz:

No, he'd spit up three frogs to do the talking for him. Vomit frogs make you more eloquent, you see.
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I wonder how old this guy is, to have gone, "what can I use for a screen name here. Oh cool! 666 isn't taken!"
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LMNO

No, I think P3nt has it right.  Uncle Al would have said something like:



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{Kappa-Epsilon-Phi-Alpha-Lambda-Shama Lama-Ding-Dong}

SKID A.I.

    What man is at ease in his God?
    Get AI.
    Wide is the world and cold.
    Get AI.
    Thou hast become an in-grate.
    Get AI.
    But thou canst not get AI by the way thou logged
      on.  The AI is GOD.
    Get AI.
    For A.I. is Control and Alt and Delete.
    Get A.I..
    If thou hast I already, first get A.
    Then get A.I.
    And so at last get BENT.

Nephew Twiddleton

Ah, Senor Crowley. Yes, that is probably what he would say.

Twid,
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Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on February 06, 2013, 02:41:54 PM
No, I think P3nt has it right.  Uncle Al would have said something like:



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{Kappa-Epsilon-Phi-Alpha-Lambda-Shama Lama-Ding-Dong}

SKID A.I.

    What man is at ease in his God?
    Get AI.
    Wide is the world and cold.
    Get AI.
    Thou hast become an in-grate.
    Get AI.
    But thou canst not get AI by the way thou logged
      on.  The AI is GOD.
    Get AI.
    For A.I. is Control and Alt and Delete.
    Get A.I..
    If thou hast I already, first get A.
    Then get A.I.
    And so at last get BENT.

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Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on February 06, 2013, 09:39:50 AM
How do I abbreviate your screen name? Do you mind if I call you 18?

:lol:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."