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My Life Story: an Introduction. (TL;DR)

Started by Shtik, April 12, 2013, 04:51:02 PM

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Anna Mae Bollocks

And to think that this morning, when I first saw this thread, it sucked.

WELL DONE, Y'ALL!  :lulz:
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 12, 2013, 10:35:05 PM
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Curly is still out there, but he ain't Curly anymore. He can't stop laughing, but it isn't a nice laugh.

Balls.  Curly taught me how to laugh again.  His way.

And now you have too many teeth, and people can't stop telling you how much they never think about you all the time.

Coincidence?

I don't think so.

It's fucking AMAZING, Nigel.  People take great pains to go out of their way to tell me how much they never think about me.

And these teeth?  They are Teeth With Which To Eat.  GRINNING is just a side effect.

I like that they have to remind you, often, that they never think about you, in case you forget.

And what do you eat with all those teeth of yours, Roger?



ACTUALLY WAIT NO FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T TELL ME.

CEASAR HAD YOUR TROUBLE, NIGEL,
WIDOWS HAD TO CRY
WHILE MERCENARIES IN CLOISTERS SING
AND THE KING MUST DIE.


But Kings are kinda thin on the ground these days, so I mostly eat Indian food.

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Jez

Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on April 12, 2013, 08:48:59 PM
Hey new guy. Do better than the last two new guys, kay?

Shit.  Did I burn out and make an ass of myself when I wasn't paying attention?

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Jez on April 13, 2013, 12:17:13 AM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on April 12, 2013, 08:48:59 PM
Hey new guy. Do better than the last two new guys, kay?

Shit.  Did I burn out and make an ass of myself when I wasn't paying attention?

You aren't in the last two new people, though you are in the last two new people that actually bothered with the intro thread.

Not bitching about this one, though, on account of his post had some meat to it, and didn't need to get buried in the intro thread.
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Welcome to the party, Shtik. Watch out for Nessies, singing bridges, and Tucson spores. Not that you'll be overly successful, but it's fun to watch them eat yourself bit by bit and lure your innards outwards.
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