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He wasn't who he thought he was.

Started by Abbess Jade, June 29, 2010, 12:28:06 AM

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Doktor Howl

Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on June 30, 2010, 02:34:44 AM
Oooh, where would I stand on the morality meter?

Next to that Gandhi dude, at least on weekdays.

On weekends, you're rubbing elbows with Pol Pot and Galteiri.

I mean, you made me build that horrible contraption, right?
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Triple Zero on June 30, 2010, 09:53:09 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on June 30, 2010, 02:34:44 AM
Oooh, where would I stand on the morality meter?

You're American, you don't get morality meters, but Fahrenheit morality gallons.

:lulz:
:lulz:
:lulz:
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

Molon Lube

LMNO

Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 30, 2010, 02:44:33 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on June 30, 2010, 09:53:09 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on June 30, 2010, 02:34:44 AM
Oooh, where would I stand on the morality meter?

You're American, you don't get morality meters, but Fahrenheit morality gallons.

:lulz:
:lulz:
:lulz:


This is my new favorite running joke.

Abbess Jade

Quote from: Triple Zero on June 30, 2010, 09:53:09 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on June 30, 2010, 02:34:44 AM
Oooh, where would I stand on the morality meter?

You're American, you don't get morality meters, but Fahrenheit morality gallons.

I see what you did there.

Freeky

Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 30, 2010, 02:44:03 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on June 30, 2010, 02:34:44 AM
Oooh, where would I stand on the morality meter?

Next to that Gandhi dude, at least on weekdays.

On weekends, you're rubbing elbows with Pol Pot and Galteiri.

I mean, you made me build that horrible contraption, right?

Yeah right, you were outta your gourd on cactus!

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 01, 2010, 01:41:44 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 30, 2010, 02:44:03 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on June 30, 2010, 02:34:44 AM
Oooh, where would I stand on the morality meter?

Next to that Gandhi dude, at least on weekdays.

On weekends, you're rubbing elbows with Pol Pot and Galteiri.

I mean, you made me build that horrible contraption, right?

Yeah right, you were outta your gourd on cactus!

I remember it differently.  I was on a noble quest for SCIENCE, and you led me astray, into horror after horror.

Molon Lube

Freeky

Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2010, 02:27:27 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 01, 2010, 01:41:44 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 30, 2010, 02:44:03 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on June 30, 2010, 02:34:44 AM
Oooh, where would I stand on the morality meter?

Next to that Gandhi dude, at least on weekdays.

On weekends, you're rubbing elbows with Pol Pot and Galteiri.

I mean, you made me build that horrible contraption, right?

Yeah right, you were outta your gourd on cactus!

I remember it differently.  I was on a noble quest for SCIENCE, and you led me astray, into horror after horror.



OhgawdtheMAYONNAISE!

And I suppose I made you strip naked and run off into the night, too? :vom:

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 01, 2010, 02:54:22 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2010, 02:27:27 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 01, 2010, 01:41:44 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 30, 2010, 02:44:03 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on June 30, 2010, 02:34:44 AM
Oooh, where would I stand on the morality meter?

Next to that Gandhi dude, at least on weekdays.

On weekends, you're rubbing elbows with Pol Pot and Galteiri.

I mean, you made me build that horrible contraption, right?

Yeah right, you were outta your gourd on cactus!

I remember it differently.  I was on a noble quest for SCIENCE, and you led me astray, into horror after horror.



OhgawdtheMAYONNAISE!

And I suppose I made you strip naked and run off into the night, too? :vom:

Well, SOMEONE did, and you were the only person there.
Molon Lube

Freeky

Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2010, 03:26:44 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 01, 2010, 02:54:22 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2010, 02:27:27 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 01, 2010, 01:41:44 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 30, 2010, 02:44:03 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on June 30, 2010, 02:34:44 AM
Oooh, where would I stand on the morality meter?

Next to that Gandhi dude, at least on weekdays.

On weekends, you're rubbing elbows with Pol Pot and Galteiri.

I mean, you made me build that horrible contraption, right?

Yeah right, you were outta your gourd on cactus!

I remember it differently.  I was on a noble quest for SCIENCE, and you led me astray, into horror after horror.



OhgawdtheMAYONNAISE!

And I suppose I made you strip naked and run off into the night, too? :vom:

Well, SOMEONE did, and you were the only person there.

BALLS.  :argh!:

I had nightmares for a week after that about some horrible yeti trying to dump mayonnaise on me. :vom:

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 01, 2010, 04:03:56 PM
BALLS.  :argh!:

I had nightmares for a week after that about some horrible yeti trying to dump mayonnaise on me. :vom:

I am a respected man of SCIENCE.  Would someone in my position willfully commit multiple misdemeanors and at least one felony?  I think not.  Seeing as how you were the only other person there, it's obvious that you put something in my coffee.
Molon Lube

Freeky

Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2010, 06:57:18 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 01, 2010, 04:03:56 PM
BALLS.  :argh!:

I had nightmares for a week after that about some horrible yeti trying to dump mayonnaise on me. :vom:

I am a respected man of SCIENCE.  Would someone in my position willfully commit multiple misdemeanors and at least one felony?  I think not.  Seeing as how you were the only other person there, it's obvious that you put something in my coffee.

YOU. ATE. CACTUS. YOU DID IT! AND I WILL KILL A MOTHERFUCKER IF YOU DO THAT SHIT AGAIN, NAMELY WHOEVER IS SUPPLYING YOU, PARTICULARLY IF YOU DONT SHARE AGAIN. :argh!:

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 01, 2010, 07:11:15 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2010, 06:57:18 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 01, 2010, 04:03:56 PM
BALLS.  :argh!:

I had nightmares for a week after that about some horrible yeti trying to dump mayonnaise on me. :vom:

I am a respected man of SCIENCE.  Would someone in my position willfully commit multiple misdemeanors and at least one felony?  I think not.  Seeing as how you were the only other person there, it's obvious that you put something in my coffee.

YOU. ATE. CACTUS. YOU DID IT! AND I WILL KILL A MOTHERFUCKER IF YOU DO THAT SHIT AGAIN, NAMELY WHOEVER IS SUPPLYING YOU, PARTICULARLY IF YOU DONT SHARE AGAIN. :argh!:

Nonsense.  As far as I can tell, the contents of the bag evaporated.
Molon Lube

Freeky

Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2010, 07:15:03 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 01, 2010, 07:11:15 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2010, 06:57:18 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 01, 2010, 04:03:56 PM
BALLS.  :argh!:

I had nightmares for a week after that about some horrible yeti trying to dump mayonnaise on me. :vom:

I am a respected man of SCIENCE.  Would someone in my position willfully commit multiple misdemeanors and at least one felony?  I think not.  Seeing as how you were the only other person there, it's obvious that you put something in my coffee.

YOU. ATE. CACTUS. YOU DID IT! AND I WILL KILL A MOTHERFUCKER IF YOU DO THAT SHIT AGAIN, NAMELY WHOEVER IS SUPPLYING YOU, PARTICULARLY IF YOU DONT SHARE AGAIN. :argh!:

Nonsense.  As far as I can tell, the contents of the bag evaporated.

Don't make me get the doweling, boyo.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 01, 2010, 07:45:49 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2010, 07:15:03 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 01, 2010, 07:11:15 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2010, 06:57:18 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 01, 2010, 04:03:56 PM
BALLS.  :argh!:

I had nightmares for a week after that about some horrible yeti trying to dump mayonnaise on me. :vom:

I am a respected man of SCIENCE.  Would someone in my position willfully commit multiple misdemeanors and at least one felony?  I think not.  Seeing as how you were the only other person there, it's obvious that you put something in my coffee.

YOU. ATE. CACTUS. YOU DID IT! AND I WILL KILL A MOTHERFUCKER IF YOU DO THAT SHIT AGAIN, NAMELY WHOEVER IS SUPPLYING YOU, PARTICULARLY IF YOU DONT SHARE AGAIN. :argh!:

Nonsense.  As far as I can tell, the contents of the bag evaporated.

Don't make me get the doweling, boyo.

SEE?  SHE MAKES ME DO BAD SHIT UNDER THREAT OF VIOLENCE!
Molon Lube